And neither is Deke! Homie is COOKING!
Will Spencer
Eww, that stuff is yucky! Why do guys think all girls want a mouthful of salty, warm, slimy goo?
4G Mitsubishi Eclipse at Rona hardware
Carspotter416
I’m gonna steal your Christmas tree and put your father in a wheelchair
The Grinch
You cant treat me like this anymore. I will not allow it.
Corvallis you shouldn’t trick people into having s** with you, it’s dishonest and sick.
Im thankful i was never married or divorced. I met a wonderful guy. I think I might marry . not sure yet . i have no baggage . to really haunt me.
Im free.
i hate hearing people whine. either gain self-confidence or piss off
I’m wealthy but I’m dead inside. I shoplift to feel something.
Dennis you’re f****** a****** prick
You once spoke of not being one for grand gestures. I remember it seeming as if you were maybe a little disappointed with yourself, like it was something you were incapable of. I guess you didn’t know that it was the little things. They spoke volumes to me. Grew this...
Explique para o mundo detalhadamente como ele gozou na sua cara enquanto você me traia, ele estava te fudendo e gozou na sua cara? Você estava chupando ele? quantos jatos de porra quente foram na tua cara? onde o esperma dele caiu? Você lambeu tudo e limpou como uma puta...
Please download Joel Osteen’s child p********** app and listen to him molest 4yo boys. Thanks
Joel Osteen s******* molests Downs syndrome children.
Without Z******** my life would be totally meaningless. Thank you Z******** for magnifying my life.
Madara Mikejima from Ensemble Stars makes me h****
I felt it was in your best interest. You deserve better than me. I am not good enough. I’ve always wanted nothing but the best for you. I’ve always only wanted to be a source of light for you.
Du är absolut inget byte, du är den enda för mig sir, och det är bevisat nu, med mina stora felsteg och svek, även om du inte tror mig så va inte detta min avsikt mot dig.. Ingen annan än min mästare…
I’m an above-average singer but I find my singing voice annoying. You know those people who can sing but their voices are annoying to some? That’s me that is. 😀
Intimacy is scary . not just physical. The emotional is very frightening.
That s****, im sorry. But its ok not to do it then
When you have that fear of s**, make sure that you are with someone safe and that you feel familiar with. It will still take a while for the fear to wear off but it will lower it a big amount.
Im making new friends. Trying to .
I love my friend. But s** with him isn’t a huge goal . I’d possibly marry him. But not sure. I keep my eyes open to other men.
My bf is my fun guy. I just don’t know if hes my forever guy.
No idea.
Im in...
I finally played Stardew valley because I saw so much rule 34 for it, and thought it must be a good game to have so many people whackin to it.
I could eat more , but I Wont . I need 20 min for my mind and tummy to play catch up.
I just had brunch . French toast and crispy Crown potatoes. Yummy
I love sucking horse c***
Every time I go to use the bathroom he’s in there, every time I go in the kitchen he’s in there f****** around. He’s not my man, he doesn’t work, he doesn’t contribute to the running of my house yet here he f****** is, refusing to work and get out...
now that you mention it, I didn’t see any cross dressers or trannies. they are missing.
I used to s*** guide dog c***.
well, that only goes for intelligent honest people. this douchebag sabotaging all my other relationships, preventing me from seeing other guys on purpose, while stringing me along not doing a thing with me anyway, except use me for h**** sessions. very selfish. and now he cries around I don’t even...
“Knowledge is the drug that destroys your mind and brings pain into your life. Retards are happy because they are stupid” – Jimmy Snodgrass.
I like girls who smoke. Smoke dog c***!
Smokers should only be allowed to smoke in their homes so the rest of us don’t have to get sick breathing in their stink however, smokers who have asthmatic children are the height of selfishness.
Sorry “Louie De Palma”
Do you understand?
You can’t expect a smoker to want to be around you. You like the smoker, but the smoker is just not into you. You’re strange, you are not from the same planet.
You want the smoker to give you the time of day, the smoker is not...
I think you’re just bitter because a smoker is not interested in you.
He probably that now you’re kind of dumb. Besides being thoroughly unattractive and not his type in any way, shape or form. Deal with it.
Who cares what you think about smokers.
What do smokers think of you? That’s the question.
Smokers are a menace.
Where did everybody go? Why did they leave? Having been a ghost there for a decade, being a dj there like that. Not mentioning any names here for legal reasons, there’s two sites online that are ghost town music sites now. There was a time a hundred dj’s and more...
What’s the point? I can’t f****** stand people. Everyone is f****** lying. You’re all in pain. You’re all going through s*** constantly and yet you all act like it isn’t building up like a storm and you constantly have to keep it at bay just to make it through the...
Then she moves on to “what about ****?” My brother… Who is also apartment mate.
I said “no… Don’t do that… I don’t want to see her at the apartment every day”
I don’t think it would happen anyway. Not too many men see her as a viable option. Nobody...
A “BACKSNATCH” is just an a****** mate. We all have one(unless you got a colostomy bag or something)
– CORVALLUS