I stayed with Auntie Kay during summer breaks. She had a big house on a farm that was leased for growing wheat.
Each morning Auntie Kay woke me for breakfast. One morning I had a woody sticking up. She said, “goodness honey, take care of that before breakfast “.

N!GGER!

I F*CKING LOVE J*RKING OFF AT IKEA! GOD, THE SWEDISH GIRLS THAT WORK HERE ARE SO F*CKING HOT! THEIR THICC BREASTS, A*S, AND THIGHS, THEIR BLONDE HAIR, THEIR WHITE SKIN, THEIR BEAUTIFUL FACES, THEIR BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYES, THE CLOTHES THEY WEAR, OMG F*CK! I WANT TO F*CK THEM SO BADLY!...

I’M GOING TO CHOP MY D!CK OFF!

The f*cking Jews are taking over America, man! I’ve tried to warn everyone, every American citizen, but it’s too late, they wouldn’t listen! Now, the f*cking feds are after me, bro’! I f*cking know they are! They’re spying on me, they’re tracking me, reading my text messages, listening in on...

To: “I am starting to hate Muslims!”

Re: What are you, fu.cking J.ewish?

My dad passed away 10 years ago. About 1 year later, my mom and I were on a mother and son road trip to Las Vegas. We stopped at some cheap, sh.it.ty hotel room along the way to spend the night and get some rest. The hotel was all booked...

I hate to break it to all of you, but Corvallus passed away late last year. He was brutally mu.rdered by a big bl.ack bucknigger with a.ids via a kn.ife. Police are searching for said bucknigger, no suspects just yet.

R.I.P. Corvallus.

When I was younger, I was being r.aped by a guy in a club bathroom while being watched by his friends, it hurt, as they laughed at what was happening.

I had a box cutter, and when he was done, he forced me to put his d.ick in my mouth...

I am starting to hate Muslims!

I miss my boyfriend so f’ing much. We had amazing times in the bedroom. Both of us are adventurous, k*nky rlly. From wearing my undies to his dickie in my b**, he did it all. Miss you J.

When I was young my Aunt would peek at me when I was waking up. When she saw my woody she would come in my room and sit on my erection. Sometimes we had to wait for her to take all of me. When it went in all the way...

I detest gаy and lesbiаn people. It isn’t natural: Homosexuals are created through childhood s***** abuse. People whom normalise this s*** deserve to be hanged.

I hate that I don’t have 2 brains to consume content at the same time.

I met Ava at a party in Man West Virginia, she was twelve years younger but she was persistent. Went four wheeling and she sucked me off. We made love for three moths, her mom told us we were brother and sister. By then I was in love more than...

My father past away and after that I was taking my mother back to her sister and dropping her off for a month. On the way back there we were going to stop in saint louis. We couldn’t find a room anywhere. There was a car show going on in...

Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the Bible and go to church for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you

Donald Trump is the greatest president ever. F*** you if you don’t agree.

If not a C*******, Then my favorite place to unload is on her Belly button Piercing!

I’m going to cut my pe.nis off.

When I was a lot younger several old people were rude to me because they knew I wasn’t in a position to defend myself. They’ll all be dead by now and I’m glad of it. I hope they are mostly forgotten and their families don’t even miss them. F.u.ck them,...

My girlfriend complains that my juices drain out of her after we finish s**. She says she is sick of the wet spot in her bed. She now uses a puss** plug and all my sperm stay inside her with no mess. She leaves it in her for about eight...

Over ten years ago I went to the West Virginia Though Man fight’s. I met a fighter who losts wife, she sucked me off after the fight because my bets were a grand. Later on I fought him bare knuckles in Huntington for a private high stakes betting fight, I...

So, it’s Christmas today in our religion (Eastern Orthodox Christianity) and my cousin stopped by this morning. I wish I tried i n c e s t just to see what it’s like. Guess my fiancé wouldn’t approve.

I always rubber up before entering her back door. Prevents human Hershey matter from ruining the romantic moment.
A public service idea to avoid chocolate pudding on the dip stick.

Our one nephew and oldest son attend the same college. Over the Christmas break Josh drove Richard home. Josh decided to stay the night before heading home. The next morning Josh walked in on me while showering. He asked if I needed any help. For fun I replied sure scrub...

I just did something that single men of my age never do.

(normally I’d show up at SimplyConfess, and read the latest, and respond with something witty, or crass, or both, but instead I offer this sincere admission)

I took it upon myself to update my undershirts. I was beginning...

I used to meet some girl at the park. She always wore a dress with no p******. I would get on the swing and put her on my lap facing away. I would have her bend over while we were swinging and I would insert my co** in her. We...

I deliberately left my bedroom door partially open after showering while the pawg a** tenant was in the next room and caught her standing peeking at me while I jerked off lying on my towel through the hinge door spaces.

I f.u.c.k.i.n.g LOVE j.e.r.k.i.n.g off at IKEA! Then I go to the food court and order Swedish meatballs from the hot Swedish chicks that work there, then I go j.e.r.k off again to the thought off them! I F.U.C.K.I.N.G LOVE IKEA! I want to f.u.c.k one of those Swedish girls...

It’s so awful when you spend years commanding a girl (who you have no business even talking to) to stay away from “your” man and harass her, trying to make her jealous, then you find out “your man” and her have been f.ucking behind your back for ages. 😱 omg...

I asked my mother if I could invite one of my friends over to join in with me and my mother. She said yes. I told my mother that me and my friend have been having s** together for a long time. My mother wanted to watch us. My friend...

I’ve been used and abused in my life so much. This is the year that I start using and abusing. F*** you.

I treat you with unkindness because you have such a beautiful wife. She’s 9/10. You need to be punished for being with a woman I can’t have s,e,x with but want to. You can’t have it all. I will prevent you from having a perfect life.

F/u.ck, even when I was watching my spending at Christmas I still overspent. It didn’t help that the Nord VPN c.u.nts auto renewed my subscription and took $220 without my consent. Why wasn’t I born into an extremely rich and privileged family? This isn’t fair.

Out of my four siblings, two are the biggest assholes in my view. Don’t ask!

Grace Mclaughlin has a full bush

A couple of months back , my aunt and uncle came in to town. My aunt told me that she told my uncle that me and her have been playing around with each other . I asked her what he said , and he said he knew about it ,...

It always seemed that no matter what direction life took, no matter what the personal situation was at the time, a rebel spirit permeated in most people where even if we didn’t act on our impulses we found a healthy release for them that caused no disturbance or upset to...

Hope Corvallus has a COSCO size pack of toilet tissue for his diarrhea and loose stools. Stinky gas surrounds him, bu.tt soon the great Corvallus will be ready for backsnatch activity. Hurry back, friend.