really fed up with these dumbshit boring a** m*********** and s** confessions. s** and m*********** is like a small part of life. it’s even a smaller part than shitting or eating. but people find extreme pleasure in these activities so they made a business out of it, exploiting everyone who...

if she’s not even showing signs of liking you why even confess and ruin your friendship? if she likes you enough, she will confess or would have already.

Gen z has no sense of humor. stupid little clueless f***** faggots.

Sean you fucked my girlfriend (now wife) and she carries a flame for you. You’re the only man who’s name she’s moaned during s** asking for your baby. You could still put one in her all these years if you wanted to just get my number from JS and I’ll...

How I approach dating other people: First get their name and don’t make any physical contact and wait for the second date before trying to kiss them, but always arrange for an obvious polite escape excuse just in case they want to leave so they don’t feel trapped.
What...

I love dogs and cats. I’m bi-petual! They are both awesome.

You cant treat me like this anymore. I will not allow it.

Corvallis you shouldn’t trick people into having s** with you, it’s dishonest and sick.

Im thankful i was never married or divorced. I met a wonderful guy. I think I might marry . not sure yet . i have no baggage . to really haunt me.

Im free.

i hate hearing people whine. either gain self-confidence or piss off

I’m wealthy but I’m dead inside. I shoplift to feel something.

Dennis you’re f****** a****** prick

You once spoke of not being one for grand gestures.  I remember it seeming as if you were maybe a little disappointed with yourself, like it was something you were incapable of.  I guess you didn’t know that it was the little things. They spoke volumes to me.  Grew this...

Explique para o mundo detalhadamente como ele gozou na sua cara enquanto você me traia, ele estava te fudendo e gozou na sua cara? Você estava chupando ele? quantos jatos de porra quente foram na tua cara? onde o esperma dele caiu? Você lambeu tudo e limpou como uma puta...

Please download Joel Osteen’s child p********** app and listen to him molest 4yo boys. Thanks

Joel Osteen s******* molests Downs syndrome children.

Without Z******** my life would be totally meaningless. Thank you Z******** for magnifying my life.

Madara Mikejima from Ensemble Stars makes me h****

I felt it was in your best interest.   You deserve better than me.  I am not good enough.  I’ve always wanted nothing but the best for you.  I’ve always only wanted to be a source of light for you.  

Du är absolut inget byte, du är den enda för mig sir, och det är bevisat nu, med mina stora felsteg och svek, även om du inte tror mig så va inte detta min avsikt mot dig..
Ingen annan än min mästare…

I’m an above-average singer but I find my singing voice annoying. You know those people who can sing but their voices are annoying to some? That’s me that is. 😀

Intimacy is scary . not just physical. The emotional is very frightening.

That s****, im sorry. But its ok not to do it then

When you have that fear of s**, make sure that you are with someone safe and that you feel familiar with. It will still take a while for the fear to wear off but it will lower it a big amount.

Im making new friends. Trying to .

I love my friend. But s** with him isn’t a huge goal . I’d possibly marry him. But not sure. I keep my eyes open to other men.

My bf is my fun guy. I just don’t know if hes my forever guy.

No idea.

Im in...

I finally played Stardew valley because I saw so much rule 34 for it, and thought it must be a good game to have so many people whackin to it.

I could eat more , but I Wont . I need 20 min for my mind and tummy to play catch up.

I just had brunch . French toast and crispy Crown potatoes. Yummy

I love sucking horse c***

Every time I go to use the bathroom he’s in there, every time I go in the kitchen he’s in there f****** around. He’s not my man, he doesn’t work, he doesn’t contribute to the running of my house yet here he f****** is, refusing to work and get out...

now that you mention it, I didn’t see any cross dressers or trannies. they are missing.

I used to s*** guide dog c***.

well, that only goes for intelligent honest people. this douchebag sabotaging all my other relationships, preventing me from seeing other guys on purpose, while stringing me along not doing a thing with me anyway, except use me for h**** sessions. very selfish. and now he cries around I don’t even...

“Knowledge is the drug that destroys your mind and brings pain into your life. Retards are happy because they are stupid” – Jimmy Snodgrass.

I like girls who smoke. Smoke dog c***!

Smokers should only be allowed to smoke in their homes so the rest of us don’t have to get sick breathing in their stink however, smokers who have asthmatic children are the height of selfishness.

Sorry “Louie De Palma”

Do you understand?

You can’t expect a smoker to want to be around you. You like the smoker, but the smoker is just not into you. You’re strange, you are not from the same planet.

You want the smoker to give you the time of day, the smoker is not...

I think you’re just bitter because a smoker is not interested in you.

He probably that now you’re kind of dumb. Besides being thoroughly unattractive and not his type in any way, shape or form. Deal with it.