i like this one hot girl when she’s being extremely bossy and rich

what do Police Even have against Ausitn Eady? I spoke true things about you and theose cunts need to harass him even when they b******* and get him taekn to hospitals but evne there they still do their illegal s***.

If any journalits want some good stories ask for Ausint...

I’m severely incontinent of bladder and bowel and need diapers 24/7. My control is so bad I can’t even change myself without an accident

How do I tell the weird old lady neighbor that has a crush on me that I’ve been dating the beautiful Italian young woman Sophia and we f*** like rabbits? I don’t think the old gals’ heart could take it. I care about her so much. 😔

The 90s was really the time to buy a house. I should have been working instead of slacking off in kindergarten.

Ok but like are you re.tarded? Like genuinely re.tarded? Because.. you guys’ve done nothing except tell us about your s*** in great detail- the colors, the textures, the shapes- and about every detail of your bodies and you have no secrets whatsoever and literally everyone knows everything you’re thinking about...

Proud to still be a virgin

When uglier than s*** people are demanding s***** favors from me I say look in the mirror you gigantic ogre slob- you’re so fucken hideous I wouldn’t touch you if you were the last person on earth

Stinky h**** pigs

Getting my asian p**** licked by my fwb at manga movies d** org
It feels sooooooooo good 👅 🍑 💦

Octarine……..

I’ll never forget the words of wisdom my mom gave me: “How does it feel to know you’ll never get to enjoy s** with someone who loves you- because no one loves you and you’re ugly as hell!”

At the age of 72 years I have come to realize I have gone from being gay, to completely turning into a c*** sucking f*****. I have sucked more c**** and swallowed more c** than any other man or woman in Montana.

I wish my wife wasn’t so practical and pro active, it makes me look bad. Yeah I knew the bathroom needed cleaning, I was going to get round to it when I felt like doing it. She just swooped in and did it in the mean time.

My bf and I live about two hour drive apart. We get together most weekends, dinners, dancing, intimacy. I leave my undies at his place on Sunday, and drive home. He wears them during the night dreaming of me.

I really do love my girlfriend, but i have needs she just can’t satisfy.

I am going away on a 3 night break to a 4 star hotel with a spa.
I have one mission, to spend every possible minute naked. I will strip as soon as I get in my room and only dress when I go outside the room. I will...

Stupid f*****. If you ruined my chances with her ill point the police at you when I use that helium tank I bought to kill myself. Shes the only reason worth living. I blocked that person because I was nervous her mother was spying on me.

I love ICE so much. True heroes. Step up the deportations!!!

I bought various archeological artifacts in auctions most are Roman things; coins, rings a brass bust of Medusa, some medieval and Viking things too. Also an ancient Greek coin with Appollo on. I don’t know if any of it is legally sourced, declared and documented and I don’t care. They...

Me and my wife went with my dad and my mom to Las Vegas.Nevada, and 1 of the first days that we were there we split up and we when our own separate ways. I saw my wife killing the elevator and go upstairs and then I saw my dad...

I would vote for Trump 10 more times if i could. F*** you retard liberals

As long as it’s fully consensual and you use contraception, I don’t see a problem with a brother and sister having s.ex.

My name is Dave and I want to have s** with my sister Evaun. I want to strip off all her clothes. I used to spy on her when she used to shower when she went to college at Hofstra. I love her full bush and her big s*** areolas,

I’m 18 and I got a girl pregnant in first week of uni. We got carried away and nature took its course

She’s now 32 weeks and I’m scared but seeing her pregnant belly makes me really happy

My wife and I went to Vegas with my parents and stayed there for 4days. We were at breakfast and we all decided to do our own thing for one day there. Right after breakfast I got up and told mom and dad and my wife I’ll see you all...

I’m sorry you were born into a loser bloodline and then married into another one. Not my responsibility

SHUT THE F*** UP you huge stupid howler apes- ;; if you can’t tell (bc you have autism) NO ONE finds you cute or wants your “turkey” you stupid diseased turkey-tards.

You are DISGUSTING- huge ugly and smelly.

And child predators too.

That was only one of the most embarrassing...

I learned how to french or tongue kiss as well as I do from my hot older sister. I mentioned liking how she said words with th in them, like thh-anks, and that the rolled off her tongue s***. That became her asking if I’d like to feel her tongue...

I’m not going to spend my time pretending it’s normal or ok to let autistic adults take everything I say out of context for their gross masturbatory fodder.

And trying to blame it on a tiny little girl is inexcusable and insane.

No, they’re going to the hell they deserve.

I was watching a video on YouTube filmed in my city in 2000. A kid made a noise and it scared my cat here in 2026. It’s funny how this kid frozen in time, who will be in their 30’s today, made a sound and it carried 26 years through...

Stupid ugly apes in the zoo. They want to cling, cling, cling. Why me??? I am not your caretaker!

Why do the ret@rds always have to cling to me?

How do I get rid of them for good, I have tried everything for years and years.

I’m happier...

This knife is named after my EX-WIFE. Because she was a sharp pain in the back 🔪

Mr Knife 🔪

F****** annoying bikers taking up the street. motorcycles included. I want to f****** hit them

I cheated on my boyfriend for no other reason than I was bored at work so I gave a cute guy in my department a BJ. I’m getting married this year….

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cops like to cause trouble

I got a phone call from my son.He was in a fight with his wife , and he wanted to come over and talk. He wanted my opinion on what they were fighting about. Well, he ended up staying with me the other night.And getting go back home. He told...

Anyone part of the harassment of Austin Eady isn’t wise.
You can go down with the corrupt cops

If you like stories of corruption The police, most stores, most people and Oshawa as a whole do a whole crap ton of crimes and it;s looked the away because Police are part of it

The Police, Lakeview Hostpital, Northern Helm, True North, The Freshco Of that Plaza and others...

If you like stories of corruption The police, most stores, most people and Oshawa as a whole do a whole crap ton of crimes and it;s looked the away because Police are part of it

The Police, Lakeview Hostpital, Northern Helm, True North, The Freshco Of that Plaza and others...