I heard the lady in the next Apt calling for help for like 20 minutes. I finally got up after finishing a blunt to see what all the hollaring was about. I knocked on her door and she cried out please come in, please help me.
So I walk into her Apt. I can hear noises from the back area and walk back there to find her stuck halfway in her dryer. I said what the f***, and she said she was cleaning it and got her arms stock inside and cannot get out. She was just wearing a T-Shirt and shorts, cleaning types I guess.
She was moving around a lot, and kind of struggling to get out of it. I tried to just pull her out by the waist and he shorts (lose fit gym shorts) slipped down a little revealing her undies. She asked me to stop pulling as it was hurting her arms. I grabbed her waist again to try and move her side to side, and her shorts slipped off her bottom and to her knees. She looked great and my C#ck realized it as well.
She asked me to pull her shorts up, and I told her hang on while I survey the situation a bit. In my rather high state, I guesses she could have got out if she really wanted to, so this was likely an invite to F#ck her. I was already excited and fully erect so I told her she needs to not think about being stuck, and her body will relax and she will be able to get free. She said OK, how do I do that…
I said let me show you, and pulled her P@ant#es down and got behind her. She was already wet, further confirming maybe she expected or wanted it. I slipped inside of her easily, and her say oh know, thats not what I wanted. and then as I thrust deeply she moaned a little, and I started really sliding it all the way out, and then deeply inside of her. She had an O within a minute and was ready for a second O when I felt her clench around me, it was too much and I released inside of her. I was still ready and just kept going, giving her 3 more O before I have my 2nd one.
We were both spent, and suddenly she slips out of the dryer… oh wow, it worked! Thank you so much for helping me. She moved closer to me and said she wanted to clean me up, and licked every drop off of me. I got dressed and told her anytime you need help to let me know… she Thanked me and I left…
My Mother freaked out when I told her that my dad was my first f***. She couldn’t beleave that my dad fucked me. He caught me sucking my grandfather off. He walked in when he was c******. I just couldn’t stop till he was done c******. He said what the f*** are you doing. I said nothing. He told me to go to my room and what for him. All I had on was a thong. I was sitting on my bed and he came in my room and shut the door and locked it. He looked at me and told me to lay down on the bed He took off all his clothes opened up my leg and he started sucking me. He got me off so fast. Then he put a pillow under me and he pushed his c*** inside me. He got off so fast. He shot his hole load inside me. My grand father and my dad pasted away shortly after that. That’s when me and my mother started having s**. My Mother told her sister that me and her where f****** and she wanted to. So I started f****** my aunt. Mom and her were great at s**.
Haaaay girl Dale Jr you lookin s*** out there on the track boo. Lemme see you shirtless Dale. -Lightning McQueer.
Hey there.
I think I need to tell if off my soul, how fucked up people can be and how some decisions or actions can get stuck in your brain for life.
Right now I’m in a quite good position in my job, married for two years and I’m a proud father of my 1 year old son!
There is one thing that literally could destroy my life entirely, at least that’s the fear I still have in my mind.
Well, how to say, I was never one of the “cool kids”. Born in the late 80s i’ve spent most of the teenie time online, playing counterstrike and WoW, chatting online with strangers and stuff like that. If you know some german words, “Kellerkind” would have been the perfect description.
But there was another thing, I often helped my uncle at their dairy farm (I got my first PC from him back then, so we were somewhat close and I liked to help a lot).
One thing lead to another, me, an always h**** little idiot, always looking for p***, of course no ‘girlfriend’ in sight, chatting whole nights on IRC, looking for p0rn-Bots to download from, looking at one clip stranger than the other, suddenly saw a bad quality video where a man was doing a cow. Just a few seconds long but it kicked me so damn hard in the brain, like, damn sick, but also like “something” that could be possible.
I mean, who the heck would get that low to use an animal for this? But an animal probably wouldn’t care, at least it would be by far easier than to get a girl.
That’s the confession, I really wanted to do it no matter what, the real thing, not m***********. I stole a box of condoms from the store, waited for an opportunity when my uncle wasn’t in the barn and did what I imagined for so long, even though I often imagined to be in a beautiful girl.
It happened a lot, for about 3 years, until I started my apprenticeship and moved out from my parents house.
Things changed drastically, I got friends, had new hobbies, got very adicted to pen and paper and even got my degree. I blocked out what I did as good as possible, but sometimes there were theses thoughts:
“man, you know you f* cows. You did what usually only unintelligent people would do, like an ugly farmer with no wife and so on”
I was always very distressed when I thought about it. Years passed, I finally got my first girlfriend and the first time was a disaster. I suddenly had the smell of the barn in my nose, flashbacks from back then and had problems getting hard for some time. The relationship lastet for about half a year, me being heartbroken, not able to explain anything.
More years have been passed until I met my future wife (also a D&D nerd) and things changed again. She really is the perfect match, cool and perfect in every way and I’m literally happyer than ever before, but I sometimes still do have the smell of the barn in my nose when we are doing it.
I’m not interested in animals in any way, I don’t even think I was back then! It was like, don’t know how to explain, imagine like crying inside all the time because of the strong urge to feel it for “real”. And then there were females all around me who weren’t at all interested in what I was doing behind them. Luckily the urges disappeared almost completely when I was training and studying. Also there is absolutely no urge to have s** except with my wife, but it still feels like a sword above my head. No one knows about it, I never got caught and I never talked to anyone about this.
Yes, I could talk to a specialist, but I don’t know if I really want to. In general everything is perfect and I guess everyone has his own demons to deal with.
Thank you for reading.
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I swallow more of my own c** than my wife ever has.
I don’t wash my hands after using the bathroom. In fact, sometimes I just turn the tap on for a second just to create the audio effect of me washing my hands so that anyone listening thinks I am.
I ALMOST LOST HER FOREVER… I don’t know how many of you actually use this place, but choke on your tongue and silence your thoughts… She keeps me sane in a way that I can’t describe. I see her face, and I can’t control my smile. When I...
Capitalism
– give rich people free stuff
-never let a poor person get away with anything
-make sure you have indebted poor people to keep them on edge.
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*clap clap clap* Well yall did it. She hates me now. Thanks for that, she meant so much to me and it’s gone. Maybe I’m just delusional maybe not. Whatever. I just hurt an innocent friend for nothing.. I hate life
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Are you happy now? Enjoy that message.. Feel free to share with your H*ES I’M OVER HAVING FRIENDS.
A what? P*********** means nothing because I can’t read it. I’m sure it’s mean but you felt the need to say it so maybe actually say it? Please. Just replace a few letters like this. F*cking B*tch a*s c*x s*cker. No that is not directed towards you but if...
I wasn’t trying to be obsessive again. I was looking back on my thoughts and offering a genuine apology for making your blood boil. Setting you off again was not my intention, and I hope you can understand and appreciate my efforts. (No I’m not being sarcastic) I...
I hope you find inner peace guy/girl with the therapist. I wouldn’t put your stocks on them breaking up for your happiness, tho. Sounds like you need to find someone who isn’t helping you through mental wars. I heard it’s common to fall for a therapist because...
You’re a disturbed p************. Still obsessed with me? You’ll never see or hear from me again, don’t you worry. I can’t wait until you finally wither away and die.
I have deep regrets about mocking your beliefs, Hon. That wasn’t kind, and I apologize for making you step out of your bubble to spew hateful things in retaliation. Who am I to question your faith and disturb your inner peace? Believe it or not. Well, I’ll leave...
I think most people lie about i*****, even in surveys. I was a really h**** kid and I don’t think I was much different than any other kid that’s going through puberty. Supposedly you are supposed to be automatically turned off when the female is related to you but I...
I have a weird story to tell you all. There was this girl in my college “Sapana”- who liked me. After we graduated college, I messaged her on facebook saying, ‘hi’.
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Eli, GET YOUR A** OUT HERE RIGHT F****** NOW.
This is b******* and I shouldn’t still be here.
GET OUT HERE NOW.
AND COME GET ME NOW.
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Im not staying away because i dont need to anymore. I promise not to post disgusting and or disturbing things. (I know some of you try to make it seem like it’s me when you know I’m on here) (multiple baby daddy sk*nks) 😭 stfu 😭 . .
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I am so glad that you got fat Gavin and your wife is ugly.
I love making people fall for me, I’ve had 5 people fall in love with me on an anonymous chat site. I’m 17 but they think I’m 18. They are all significantly older than me, one is even 59. I met up with one, we had s** even though he’s...
Eli- get your b*** out here NOW and come get me!
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I had a friend jerk me off in 2014 and I have been in love with him ever since. I really wanted to have s** with him and s*** him off but the nerd moved to Slovakia to live with a woman who dominates his life.
Guys, GUYS! For F*** sakes Jessie. Will someone do something about that dead h***** that’s been floating face down in the pool for hours, when my dad gets home he is gonna go fucken bazerk -About that party from last night.
Can you imagine the little teets on Greta Thunberg ?
A pair of firm, young morsels they must be.
Surely she has never had a teetphok, but hopefully some lucky dude Jh*zzed on them a time or two ~ whether Greta was conscious, or not.
One of my, and my friends group female friends is unbelievably gorgeous, the kind of beauty other women hate and guys cross 4-lane traffic blindfolded to get to. “Rachel” (name change) is just insanely beautiful and hot. And an easy drunk. She gets all over me, emotional, light, sensual liplocks,...
I went potty in my pants and I’m all wet now. I need someone to change my pants for me and wipe my little wet tushie. I don’t mind if people see me nakey. I’m just a little wetter girl. I’ll try to be a good girl and use my...
It’s not fair to expect teenagers to pee in the toilet like adults. I’m 18 but I still feel like a kid so why shouldn’t I go in my pants? Little kids do it all the time so it’s no big deal. It doesn’t matter if I get my little...
Illigal migrants should be shot dead the moment they arrive or are discovered to be in the UK illegally. Deport many of the ones who came here legally too, especially the black and brown ones and shoot them too if they refuse to leave. F-uck them, we’re full and we’ve...
I wish you would follow me but I doubt you know I exist Ramirez.alondra1
If I had a racehorse I’d name him M******* and train him hard in a barn in Washington.
Corvallus Pinyan
The pomp and circumstance and equine majesty of the Kentucky Derby every year makes me think of Arabian Stallion “Big D***” hoisting aloft onto his hind legs and raiding the a** of a naked Kenneth Pinyan, leaving his colon in ruins and ultimately dead on the floor of a King...
When Bill Gates dies I’ll be richer than him. You can’t take it with you motherf-ucker.
Last time you posted, you said you’d kill yourself if your art therapist quit or you would lose access to the sessions because you love her. You are pathetic and mentally ill if her hair getting a hair cut makes you quit. I despise you.
