A good day is when I don’t feel like harming myself, ending my life and/or feel like shit about myself in general.
Scientists are not rock stars. Rock stars are rock stars, you dumb fucking liberal.
She is a lovely person stop it .
Mentally unstable women are not your friends.
Memory Reengineering that enables users to level up their lives in as little as 10 minutes. We have all had negative experiences in our lives, the memories of which ..
I’m sorry I waited so long to try or wasn’t there if you needed me. Even if she’s a witch i could have tried. I’m not afraid of you tho maybe I even deserved ..
I LOVE going to a public gloryhole and sucking guys who think I’m a woman. You wouldn’t believe how many times I’ve heard shit like “you ..
Oh fuck you. Shut up. Either do something other than talk or shut the fuck up. Idiot.
People have a reason to be afraid of me.
You’re a thot
You can call it a guilty pleasure but watching a trainwreck happen can be really entertaining. Karma’s a bitch.
I spent over $45,000 on plastic surgery and it was worth it. People don’t treat me like garbage anymore and I finally have a girlfriend. I finally know what ..
Fans of The Sims can relate. Your fav modder has 3 broken mods waiting to be fixed, months go bye and “hey guys have another mod for you guys today”… waits ..
It is always hungry, always ready to receive and reward your worship. It is always ready to see you submit to its sheer raw magnificence, always ready for you to open ..
Autosexuality is a very real thing, and not a thing wrong with it.
i always catfish my friends. i know how fucked up it is, yeah. i just want that extra account to confess shit under another name. so i can talk about how gay and horny ..
To: As I get older and entering retirement I’m struggling with anxiety and insecurity. Me: I have been retired since late 1997, when I went to prison for 6 years, ..
hi, hello, i’ve been thinking for a while and i think im autosexual… i know autosexuality is very frowned upon and people often say it’s just narcissism. ..
To: I know that this girl in my neighborhood is kinda a ho. Me: Herpes is a horrible disease and once you have it, you have it for life. I don’t know if it is a notifiable ..
I havnt been laid in years
Everyday
My name is Corvallus Bronson Winslow. I made my partner attach electrodes to my scrotum & perineum connected to a estim and zap me while she sucked my shaft ..
My name is Mark Angelo Cummings. I made my partner get rid of her puppy but lie to anybody who asks about where the dog is.
To: Hey, there is definitely a few women from my past who I wish things were different. Me: Me too. I could have ended relationships I had, better. I could have ..
Yes and no for a lesbian. Yes for a girlfriend. I am a lesbian and god knows how hard it is to have a girlfriend… No because we are in a long distance relationship. ..
To: So I like this dude who’s in my class and he’s super super sweet. Me: We only have one life and although it might seem for a long time, now, it is amazingly ..
Nature is here, and we smell the blood of a burning world. The forests will take back their land, and we will be burning the rubble and planting the seeds. Those ..
To: My parents aren’t happy that my twin and I are expecting twins in three months. Me: I have nothing against twins living together and being in a relationship, ..
Someone I don’t care about has a negative opinion on me so I shouldn’t care right..but I do I do care. He was a close friends boyfriend and it all happens ..
I have my chin waxed when I get my eyebrows done but otherwise, every single day, I have to pluck. Most of it is embarrassingly dark and coarse so even if I’m ..
I have to say I am hooked on scat porn. I get up around 4 am, sit at my kitchen table and bring up saved scat porn on my phone.But only shit scenes involving women. ..
clearly the best looking, sexiest, coolest person on here is Corvallus. But least fucked he is not. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s in the Guinness Book ..
Hey, there is definitely a few women from my past who I wish things were different. I do. It’s been so many years, being real, there’s nothing I can do. I couldn’t ..
I have wasted my years on you.
Hey there is no need for this . Apparently would rather be friends with my mom not me and that’s fine . The woman has spent her entire life trying to destroy my friendships ..
My mother-in-law derisively complains about how “easy” The Great Canadian Baking Show challenges are and how much more challenging The Great British Baking Show ..
I bet I’m the best looking, sexiest, and coolest, least fucked in the head one here?
“Money doesn’t buy happiness” -poor people
I’m glad things are going well, honest and even if I can’t be part of it. You deserve good things.
I’m getting really fucking tired of being ugly
