Russian leader Vladimir Putin “wants to divide NATO” and “wants to divide Europe” August 1939, Stalin-Hitler sign a treaty dividing Europe between them. A week later WWII begins. 99% of the History books do not mention that treaty, Stalin and Hitler would have split Poland and divided the rest between...

As I sit, I take a sh*t. My daily 4pm poop is on routine.
Sitting here taking a massive sh*t on the toilet at Outback Steakhouse.
So much s*** these toilets are heavy duty. Made to deal with fat a** American trucker sh*ts

I married a my Filipino girlfriend after going through 2 years of channels to bring her to the US. When she wants something I can’t afford she sells her body to old men in our apartment complex to get it. She doesn’t care what I think, she said she was...

When My Mother and I have s** I remember the first time I penetrated her and came inside her it felt like there was love there and know there was love being made. When we kissed it felt me making love to her was so so normal and we both...

Stopped into a sports bar that was a usual haunt some time ago, and noticed the bartender, who I’d known before, looked hotter than ever. Low back length, straight hair, long, french manicured nails, little much makeup but not slutty, and the tight yoga pants. I kept looking at her...

Your situation isn’t good, but freaking out and panicking isn’t going to help you solve the problem. Sit down, make a plan and do it.

The heat death for the universe isn’t real, it’s a THEORY. I don’t know why people just take it as a fact, like it’s something that’s going to happen. It sounds like someone let their edgy teenager into the office and let them write something up

Zelenskyy hates Putin so much because Zelenskyy IS “Putin 2.0”. Ostensibly elected in democratic fashion, each has evolved to become dictator of his plot of land, with no true democratic elections held. It is wrong to favor one over the other because they are essentially the same person. As is...

shoutout to the stupid c*** who removed the option in Windows to put the taskbar on the side of the screen. f*** you b****. kill yourself

You are always a nanking b**** kakonicole

Im gonna turn you into my own personal hand puppet. i will pull your strings and you will be a puppet for my sick, twisted viscous skitzophrenic game .
By the end of the night you will be singing satanic poems, and coughing up my hand as it reaches...

I like you Laurence, thank you for trying to make people and the world better.

i want a big house and to be fucked in it infront of all my family in a showdown p*** conflickt.

I started wearing pull-ups to help control the heavy flow of my period, and I think I discovered I like wearing them in general. The plush softness against me, it’s just all.. nice. It makes me feel like I don’t have to be a big girl anymore. I relate with...

There isn’t anything to fix just have to face the reality what done is done. To forgive is up to you.
-Laurence

I love you.

This world makes about as much sense as the gullah Clarence “Uncle” Thomas is made to speak by his white wife when she’s h****

I am awkward and difficult person but sometimes I like being alone, but honestly I never forget anyone… my friends or my enemies but I wish I treated the people i care about better.
-Laurence

I didn’t mind black and brown people living in my country (UK) when they were a small minority of about 3%. They weren’t supposed to fuc.king multiply and all move here and have babies. They were supposed to stay an unusual curiosity that you saw on the street every few...

The pull ups are really great at night too. I can just go in my bed without having to change the sheets every day. And it’s so much easier in the daytime. I don’t have to worry about making a mess. I don’t know why I ever bothered with the...

Dont make me rip that fucken earring out of your ear Barbara. And if there’s any back talk I will tear your nose piercing clean out. -Earring Magic Ken.

Now that football is over and the college basketball tournament isn’t for another month, I hate sports radio. Not a baseball fan, find it boring as f***, nascar is even worse, and hockey is just plain stupid. I have a relative who worked in baseball until recently, and he loves...

P**** fucc you in the belly button so hard imma give you a new hole n****! Upload it to YouTube as a science experiment, we only get 15 mins a day of internet in prison.
-Beef Tank from Cell Block 6.

Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the Bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness and love. Thank you

You haven’t lived until you’ve sidewalk stomped a p*** (Indian immigrants) into the cement

All I wanted even knowing if you hated was to apologize to everyone i wronged, and now I just want to forgive myself. Please be happy that’s all I wanted and you were always someone i will always love. I don’t deserve a second chance but I hope you find...

67 and counting

Still sitting lonely
Looking at paintings hung on the wall
Haven’t sold any lately
And the Botox bill has to be paid

Still sitting lonely
Oils and canvases waiting to be used
If you weren’t so cold hearted
At least you...

Can’t believe i’m saying this but I think I’ll really miss you Ramirez.alondra1 Even though you probably don’t miss me.

Canadians won’t stop until every last Indian is deported from Canada. Gtfo Indians

I want to w-ank off to some p-orn, but people won’t leave me alone. From the moment I woke up until now at night, I can’t get a moment to myself.

Im gonna turn you into my own personal hand puppet. i will pull your strings in agony and you will be a puppet for my sick, twisted viscous skitzophrenic game .
-Demon Kane.

мы успешно уничтожили Америку и Запад! тупые американцы сыграли нам на руку! Победа Матери-России!

I’ve started wearing pull ups so I don’t have to worry about going to the toilet. When I need to pee I just wet myself like a little kid. It’s really great not having to be a big girl. I can just be a little wetter girl and make a...

No skull crumbles faster than the skull of an American. Americans are weak, fat, obese, stupid, pathetic and it shows.
-Anti USA.

I have had enough of her fake illnesses stealing men on me and stealing money on me when I dont owe her a thing, she is just a liar and fraud. that fake smile is so annoying as well. can’t she get off her a** and go marry her black...

Peel back your finger nails one by one, look at you in the eye as I eat them..offer you the last finger nail as a snack.
-Demon Kane.

There was this guy, named Scooter F. Fartz

and whenever he went bowling, he would consistently leave pins 1-2-8 standing.

It was so bad that way that people would stand behind his lanes and chant “one-two-eight, one-two-eight !!”

One day I’ll be the person im suppose to be not what was say.
-Laurence

VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL!!!
GIFT IDEAS FOR YOUR B****!!
-2 for 1 knife set (reg $99 now $19)
-Shooting range lessons.
-Build a b**** workshop.
-Pole dancing lessons.
-S********* with the homies.
-Day pass to cheat on partner.
-Pocket knife engraved with name.

My Brother and I did a DNA test with the Big Y. We found we’re not full brothers. My Younger brother is by moms Grandpa, the DNA test didn’t tells who his father was but who he wasn’t. After confronting mom, she said it was nobodies business so we talked...