Ay man…… F*** Joel Olsteen!

The majority of shapeshifters on Earth work in law enforcement and in the military. If the police randomly show up at your door for no reason at all, don’t open the door for them, they are most likely there to murder you for knowing that they exist.

sad people that have been trolling for a lot of their lives now.

Most white people imitate Trump.

Donald is single handedly bringing down capitalism.
JR. Couldn’t seize the Day.

A Lie

Fellers Feeling Frisky
FFF
Ye ol Bark Biter

MAGA = Make America Gay Again
80s gay
Stinky a****** gay. Splitting A** cheek’s eating salad and watching you’re figure gay. Making sure you smell like a ladyboy gay. Freshly brushed teeth followed with bamboo water gayyyyyy. Tip of the Trump Tower switching from a TOP to a...

No way CLEOS is a wild gay bar with themed nights. I was planning to go there and get my c*** sucked when I’m at the convention this year. Say it ain’t so!

No Prestonian, Preston Manzy, or anyone who identified themselves from this site have ever split my cheeks. Also, Cleos is a regular bar with pool tables across from the Orlando History Museum. If u want g****** go to Club Orlando, Bar Codes, Hanks, or The Woodshed on certain days

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Based on what I learned about the shapeshifters thus far I suspect one of my neighbors a “woman” is one and I think she suspects that I know what she is…

Asians are and always have been antiblack as f***, and now that people of all races are hate criming them because the bat eaters spread COVID they’re blaming black people for all of the hate crimes.

Meanwhile when I bring up their hatred and mistreatment of black people i’m bad...

F*** the Medical Mafia and their F****** Drugs. F*** Drugs and War Against It.

I was lonely for a long time, and I masked it with trying to be something special which I’m not, and with various lies such as games, movies and tv.

What happens in the brain when you’re alone

Welcome back to Inside Your Head 🧠, a weekly newsletter exploring why your brain makes you think, feel, and act the way you do, written by Dana Smith, Elemental’s senior writer and a former brain scientist. Forwarded by a friend? Subscribe here...

BRUH I’m a man and even I want to murder all men and prevent them from being born each time I see men being fucked up and abusive towards others and acting like anyone owe them anything or talking like the fucked up incels they are about other women or...

The Shapeshifters motivation for enslaving our planet is strictly for our resources for their homeworld and colonies.

They don’t care about human beings or the destruction they are causing on Earth because we’re not an evolved species. In fact, we’re the joke of the universe and we’re deliberately been...

My wife had been married befor and I knew her ex.I worked wwith him in a large plant where we showered iin a bay and every one joked about how big his c*** was and it was the biggest I had seen.When I started dating her everytime we fucked I...

I’m 39 he’s 19 . Well , he found out during the heat of passion. He nutted me . I whispered in his ear . Oh my your still hard . Grandma wants it again.

Members of Congress who are under control of shapeshifters:

Mitch McConnell
Nancy Pelosi
Josh Hawley
Susanne Collins
Matt Goetz
Kristin Sinema
Chuck Grassley
Coery Booker

IM THE BEST IN THE BIZ AINT NUNN JUICIER THE NIGGERONIAN GOT THE GLIZZY THAT MAKE THE LADIES AND GAY WHITE BOYS TREMBLE CUZ I SPLIT THEM CHEEKS AND DEPOSIT THE LOAD THEYVE BEEN WAITING FOR ALL THEIR LIVES DONT PLAY WITH ME SUCKA ILL MAKE YOUR BOOTY HOLE MINE

I don’t know if I want to be alive anymore because I don’t feel like I belong in this world. It’s cruel and judge mental and also boring. Nothing for a teen girl like me to do here. So why god keeping me alive when I should be dead rn...

There is only one way to make sure no more felonies and no more fucked up stuff and no more disgusting and ugly stuff will ever happen and that’s by KILLING ALL MEN AND ABORTING ALL MALE FETUSES!! YEAH BABY! KILL ALL MEN AND ABORT ALL MALE FETUSES! Just look...

I love getting my nuts kicked. I was into it for years before it even became a ‘fetish’ Ahhh that feels better to tell someone. Thanks everyone

To the poster of the m*********** Holy Grail manifesto: sincerely, thank you for giving us voice.

The purpose of human is to love God and everyone.

The purpose connects us, primes us, defines us. Without the purpose we would not be.

You are here because of God, to give to Him what He first gave to you; the purpose of loving Him and others.

Shapeshifters are also capable of infiltrating your dreams as you sleep using telepathic abilities but it can only be achieved with two shapeshifters working together.

My wife’s p**** feels so much better when it’s used and full of j*** 🤤

do you have any idea what it makes you, trolling the same people for this long? pathetic.

and so f*****’ what if someone had a life they had cut themselves sometime. you’re obviously cut up on the insides stalking and trolling people for this damn long. you’re pathetic and...

The shapeshifters are humanoid like creatures but they can change their facial features to appear more human using some kind of molecular energy that could solve some of our energy issues and its said that our government has been under their control since shortly after world war 2 which ironically...

I saw one of you fuckers tried to jam me up, two Miami PD in the bank next door eyeing the lot behind La Carreta.

I don’t play on site, I don’t solicit, I don’t pay, AINT NOTHING ILLEGAL

Still got my cafecito and scoped out y’all perverts from here,...

First, I want to thank the women who are trying to give kyke Cuomo what he deserves! Destroy that kyke b****! But secondly, we all need to see that the leader of the kykes killing our nation is the sniveling kyke c*** Fauci. He started the lie, killing him will...

See you at La Carreta in 30 minutes

Humans must wake up from our collective slumber and unite to fight and destroy the shapeshifters. We’ll never know true freedom and liberty until we kill them all or at least drive them to leave our planet.

The poisonous system of capitalism was created by the shapeshifter aliens in order to enslave humanity. These greedy extraterrestrial beings destroyed their planets only to come here and do the same to us by dividing humanity.

They make themselves appear to look like us, our pets, and the strangers...

Karma:Burning the chinese alive worldwide I 100% approve. Frying the chinese alive worldwide I 200% approve. Dicapitating the chinese worldwide I 300% approve. Chopping the chinese to tiny pieces worldwide I 400% approve. Melting the chinese in boiling oil worldwide I 500% approve. Beating the chinese to death worldwide I...

People here might think the so called Prestonian or Presto Chango is funny or hilarious or a real wild kind of guy but I had a terrible experience with him. I thought he was looking for a serious relationship so I met him for lunch. His cheap a** made me...

Wet spots on trousers after having a piss: I use white absorbent toilet paper to make a pad which I put between my p**** and my pants, to stop any drops from getting through to my trousers and making it look like I ave pissed myself – I’m a guy.

Copying China’s online blockade
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By Shira Ovide

China’s government commands the “Great Firewall,” an elaborate system of technology and people that blocks foreign websites, contorts online conversations and punishes people for straying.

I spoke with my colleague Paul Mozur, who has written for...

Sorry man Slammers isn’t open on weekdays, put more effort if you wanna be me

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

Three cheap and helpful tech gadgets

Flying cars are great, but sometimes finding technology that tackles small problems can feel amazing. The New York Times personal tech columnist Brian X. Chen has three inexpensive tech helpers for us to try.

Sometimes the most useful technologies are cheap gizmos combined with...