ive been gooning to this woman in Gütersloh on instagram and another blonde woman in paderborn
Police searching a car gull of drugs on Granby street
CiC – Crime in Canada
Yesterday I lied to Jeff my husband about a car accident and backed up the traffic. Actually, I seen Steve our favorite pizza delivery guy. We stopped at the park. We found a parking spot way in the back side of the lot. For a q u i c k i e. He put his sausage in my sausage bun. And gave it two squirts of his special sauce. Took little longer for the second squirt. Then I ran a finger through his special sauce for a taste. Then I smiled at him for an approval. I then kissed him goodbye and said this was great let’s do this again.
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Drag queens never bothered anybody until these sad little Republicans decided that the first hardon they experienced by watching the Quarterback lipsynch Debbie Gibson at the school talent show was shameful. There’s nothing more revolting to a woman than a angry twerp getting his britches in a knot because he’s...
Richard Huckle treated children with love, tenderness & respect.
Mayra, you mean old bully, how are you in charge of a department that is supposed to be in service of people? You are the laziest boss I have ever had. Your nature is spiteful and combative. Youbare wasteful af and throw resources at s*** like $5 cookies and $17...
I hired a hitman to kill my wife then killed 1 man and 6 woman then changed my identity.
I had a little accident in my pants. Love Chloe xx
Jussie Smollett was a worthless f***** n***** before he FAKED a hate crime and he is still a worthless f***** n***** after. The only difference is he’s now a world famous WORTHLESS F***** N*****.
White blacked girls are even worse than cucks. Can’t get it how anyone can f*** blackass backward lowiq negroids.
I need someone to take me to the toilet. Love Chloe xx
Cuckolds are not human beings these weak species deserve to die.
Happy Saint Patrick’s day. 🙃☘️ I’m not wearing green. 😅😁
I am so s*** of listening to my friends complain about the same issues they have for seemingly forever now. Fix your f****** life or shut your trap so i don’t have to play the r/niceguy.
ALL of the Chinese are retarded ugly disgusting a** slit eyed bioterrorist pathetic coward useless animal abusing scumbag cocksucking fuckfaces that need to immediately kill themselves inside or outside shithole ugly China. FACT
I’m vegan but if a p*** is murdered I simply don’t care. I may not agree with the ole’ life-taking thing but I didn’t do it so who cares? die.
CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD (LIKE ACCORDING TO CENSUS ALL INCELS) NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING...
Or UGUYLY
How harsh. When I left, I gave up. Is it surprising to see the results of many years without much hope?
when they said ugly, they pronounced it UGaly and mayde a disgusted face. I agreed. It sounds exceptionally ugaly.
somebody told me Cravolius is so ugly when it shows it’s face in public, people spontaneously shoot themselves in the face
𝚁.𝙵.𝙿 𝙽𝙰𝚉𝚒 𝚗𝚊𝚣𝚒 𝚗𝚊𝚣𝚒 𝚗𝚊𝚣𝚒 𝚗𝚊𝚣𝚒 𝚗𝚊𝚣𝚒 𝚗𝚊𝚣𝚒
𝙰.𝙴.𝙼.𝙶
Missing
“you are trying to tie me up by tarnishing me, so that I might not speak. God is responding to you by not giving you rest. stop or you will suffer in turmoil and unrest always. The devil does not care if you are plummeted to the ground. you work...
A decent 4-bed house on my London street cost 7 figures. That’s f****** crazy. I don’t live in a rich postcode but the rich buy up homes here now because the average worker can’t afford it.
Do not come to live in London if you’re broke. I’m telling you it’s so expensive to live here and getting worse because of Brexit. London is ridiculously expensive, don’t believe people who are telling you otherwise. The cost of living is through the roof. My utilities have gone up...
My p**** is like an alabaster obelisk rising out of a hairy swamp of love.
You must have magic of the Irish . you shine like a diamond . all those guys noticed you because of a little leprechaun spreading love near you. Its magic and you inspire it.
Le sigh!! I miss you so damn much!! 😇 I miss swapping you food pics and baby pics. 🥹 You will be forever burned I to my soul. 🥹🥰
you are a real smart a** low class degenerate that needs bashing right down you do. do disgusting stalking s*** bucket of slime. your death will be my rewards.
If you saw the size of my p**** you would run and hide. It is like a albino telephone pole.
Don’t forget to reset your clocks this weekend for daylight savings time. And those savings are going to be huge. We save an hour everyday. It all adds up.
Average joe thinks he’s a p*** star.
I just popped a zit. Love Chloe xx.
25 years ago texting wow idiot
The thing is we didn’t happen, we weren’t together. Someone like you wouldn’t know the difference between casual s** and commitment. Remember how your other f****** marriage ended.
Seriously they own us walk through your home see who made everything
Many years ago, your dad gave a b****** to a camel. He didn’t swallow it, however. Instead he spit it out to your mother’s c***. Nine months later you were born.
Thought you’d like to know.
Better to f*** a dog than a n*****. Cleaner too.
I never thought I’d ever be in an unhappy marriage but here I am. We have 3 kids and my wife was from the other side of the country. I guesss I just really in the marriage now, just so I can see my kids grow up. I’ve been going...
My p*** r***** boyfriend visited me while my eight year old son was in school. I made him hold his piss until my son came home. When my son came home, I had my son sit in a chair and then I allowed my p*** r***** boyfriend to piss. He...
