I was responsible for the 1987 Max Headroom pirating incident. It was me! The f****** FCC never caught me!

Not really, no….

My final year in college I worked at an adult book store from 5 to 1 am to make extra money. I had lots of time to study when it wasnt busy.It was usually guys who just came in and went back to the videos booths. An older guy in...

Life is so much less depressing and hopeless now that you gave me an excuse to hate you. Thanks toots, I’m free of your influence finally! No more idealising flawed human beings. I only idealise dogs now. They are too good for us.

When I think of those braindead dipshit white nationalist losers, I think of Luke Chrisco, submerging himself in the detritus of a Colorado portapotty for a chance at a glimpse of a urinating or defecating female undercarriage. Then, when discovered, running away from yoga festival security naked and covered in...

I keep my phone on silent when I’m with him in hopes of you texting me.

well i wouldn’t worry about. she has a counselor that will find this all very interesting. and we have a family police officer that has more resources than i do. you’re going down.

CHINESE OLD UGLY INCEL F** P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED CHINESE UGLY FAT F** P******** CORPSE OF...

I was tired and worn out after his second coming . I rolled over and sucked his d***

Hey ignoramus, I never said I agreed with you. I was just placating you so you would go nuclear because you can’t handle people not being your mirror image. You are so narcissistic. I don’t want you in my life anymore. I pray for you to die painlessly. I don’t...

In my 30s I entered into a wonderful affair with my mother in law. It was over 20 years of joy and bliss. She was far more vibrant, loving, considerate, warm, sincere, respectful, and passionate than her daughter ever was.

I was prideful. Now I humble. I siderailed from the most important somewhat.

This is now proven fact on so many levels and considering all times that the only thing men can wear and be sure that it looks acceptable on them are bodybags. Period. Nothing else can take a shot at covering how ugly and disgusting and useless and covered in gross...

Love sticking d*** in married white women. Make them keep their rings on

Nasty b****** you fucked your dog up b*** to death, you and Clark Hallisey are a pair of pet killers and should share a can of tuna with glass crushed up inside

Karma: Dear people of the world, this is only the beginning of me pouring down misery and suffering and demise on those chinese animal abusing terrorists. Watch and enjoy as I will get started and make those ugly chinese scream in unbearable pain until they get crushed under the suffering...

I’ma BREED YOUR BACKSNATCH shitbag, and dope u up with scopolamine and leave you a** up in a bathhouse to get pozzed up like the bugboi racist u yearn to be

– CORVALLUS CÆSAR

dez white hoes do not kno how to trib with them tiny lil clits they be bumping air an swear they having a o***** 😂 you gotta make the c*** slide up against the other c***! white girl p*** is so full of fake orgasms an mediocre skill + you...

Hey stupid liberals, you notice the crazy high prices and shortages yet? How’s Biden doing for you so far? Just wait until an Illegal Mexican r**** you
Or some criminal they let out kills you or breaks into your home.
Liberals just Fucked America!!!!

PS. Sites like this...

What is really hard is seeing you choose his friendship over my love. Seeing you repeatedly ignore me when I’d never do the same to you. Thinking about the hurtful words in the text when I could never say such to you. Hoping everyday that you will realize you’ve loved...

Its my fault that I have psychological and emotional issues. Blaming others for my issues was easier than taking accountability for the mess that I created. Responsibility is scary but I need to take responsibility or else my mental health will get worse. I need to do this.

Not the “Simply Confess Karen” posting about the same complain over and over again…. 🤡

Men are retarded.

I was tested covid positive such as my parents and my brother, we were sick for 4-5 days light fever and cough and some lack of smell and taste. One of my friend tested positive too with light symptoms. An old lady I knew around 70 yo was positive too...

With all the hate speech against Asians recently, maybe I shouldn’t be saying this. But I honestly resent my family for being Asian. The stereotype that “Asian parents are drill sergeants and only accept perfect scores on exams and homework” is 100% true, and I’ve been conditioned from birth to...

Re Re buckamuck

Look who’s back wishing doom’s day like a triggered terrorist.. you’re a f****** idiot for just now grasping the fact all politicians are crooked.

KNOW YOUR RIGHTS!!! Federal law prohibits employers and others from requiring Covid vaccination!!
EUAs are clear: Getting these vaccines is voluntary! THEY CAN’T MAKE YOU under Federal LAW.

China should be nuked and the Chinese need to get killed for all the bloodshed and crimes against all living beings including billions of animals and billions of people those ugly terrorists have committed all these decades. They’re also so demented that they should not be allowed to exist on...

I am what I am. Nothing more, nothing less. Is it so unfathomable that I do for myself with VERY little concern of what others might think or say?? While I am a little flattered that you care, I find it disturbing that you are still bothering yourself with me....

How about you just shut the f*** up and let the billionaire’s kill the middle faster while you eat bull s*** day and night.

Trump is a terrorists

JOE BIDEN is a LAIR.

people are selfish .i should study hard , my life depend on it .i wont get mocked by other

April 9, 2021 at 10:00 a.m. EDT
Trump appointees in the Department of Health and Human Services last year privately touted their efforts to block or alter scientists’ reports on the coronavirus to more closely align with then-President Donald Trump’s more optimistic messages about the outbreak, according to newly...

China killing two birds with one stone now let’s free some r*****’s

How about you just shut the f*** up and let the billionaire’s kill the middle faster while you eat bull s*** day and night.

Trump in brazil. Brazilian strain rinning wild through the us. Why don’t you go read Green egg’s and ham lolol .laughing out loud over load.

It’s Trump simple retard. When the man of the free world goes around spreading covid-19 like his wife spread her leg’s everyone gets sick… Stupid

To the SimplyConfessKaren complaining about repeated posts, you need to shut the hell up.