Has anyone ever noticed that Parks and Rec and The Office are literally the exact same show with different characters and settings? Is it supposed to be that way? Because I really can’t watch either of them now because it’s just so obvious and annoying. Seinfeld Forever.

Only delicious hairy coochie for me

– CORVALLUS CÆSAR

A few years from now the world is going to be inundated with bearded women. All you girls out there dermaplaining and shaving your face: 👀✌️

Raise your hand if you gotten D*** last night .

Sell all and help the poor. You did not need a cent of that covid relief package either, it was just given to you to buy more of useless junk, and the funds ended in the millionare’s businesse’s pockets. God sees anyone having more than daily food and clothing richer...

Democrats will only use us for their own gain. Then when their in power, they forget all about us. Yet we were so quick to blame Trump for problems in the black community. But what has Biden done for black people when he came to power other than name a...

Narcissistic women are disgusting and repulsive. So are old women. And bald women.
And women with typical inflexible ugly female hands and ugly rigid fingers.
And women hung up on dicks. Or women that want to be a man, and want a d***.
And those women that...

i’ve never told anyone this ever. I like to shove s*** up my a**. I f****** hate that fact. Please help me.

Narcissistic men are disgusting and repulsive. So are old men. And bald men. And men with typical inflexible ugly male hands and ugly rigid fingers. And men hung up on dicks or men who are dicks. And those men that delude themselves that they’re someone or something. And fat or...

My boyfriend is jealous of me because I’m beutiful and he is not. I’ve already picked the proper punishments for him and after that he’s gonna get the kick out of my life. lol

his name is JIZZLE CHRIST get it right!

I’M A CHINESE. ALL OF US CHINESE ARE SICK IN THE HEAD TO THE CORE. THOSE WHO WANT THE CHINESE DEAD ARE SO RIGHT. THE CHINESE BEING UNABLE TO SEE FACTS AND THROWING SCREAMING TANTRUMS LIKE YOU SEE OR RANDOMLY ATTACKING RANDOM PEOPLE AND US CHINESE TRY HARDING TO ABUSE...

People love ruining other peoples relationships for the same reason people love keying fancy cars, Envy. You have something they want and don’t have, and they hate you for it. Misery loves company…

Hi folks, The Lizard People here. Just wanted to say sorry about the Indonesian sub. We can’t help it when we get a taste for Asian, we grab the first ones we find. Zero impulse control!

the people confessing here seem very nice

People sure do likw meddling in other peoples relationships why can’t they just leavw happy people alone. Do they really enjoy ruining others life? And why? Dont let anyone into your life if your happily in love even your bestfriend will destroy your love life if you keep them in...

Lucky Lady: That wasn’t for you. Sorry.

Would still rather be talking to you. You make me so happy and I don’t have to fake with you. You feel like my soulmate ❤️ I know we can’t be together because we found other people first but I still hold out hope that one day I will be...

Life in prison will drive me to suicide….before I ever get there. The one time where my first try will be successful. To whom it may concern, I am sorry for my decaying life.

“Corvallus” is a deranged sometimes-homeless-sometimes-grouphome guy who might be doing some of the stuff he posts here, but most of it is b******* that he writes using a computer at the Key Clubhouse where he helps out in order to be fed and have a quiet place to hang out...

ROMANIAN FAT STINKY HIPPO DOWN SYNDROME LESBIAN INBRED FISH PIE EATER A*** F******** CHUNKY SLUTTY FEMINAZI C*** P*** T***** OBESE MIDGET NEEDS TO SEE, I WILL F*** EVERY FEMALE IN HER FAMILY. EXCEPT HER AS SHE REEKS OF EGGS AND ONIONS

Joel Osteen eats c*** behind KMart

i had weird intrusive thoughts in my head that scared me but now they are in the past and destroyed and prevented from manifesting. I suspect that im being gangstalked because back in the day there was creepy people talking about hell but now they dissapeared. all you creepy didloids...

Salt and Pepper pistachios are where it’s at!!

This sand n***** site adulterated my post again. I do know that they will burn in hell as I climax into my 12 yr old girl with my thick and throbbing 26 year old 8 inch White c*** and r*** their dark skinned girls to sell them as “Virgins”...

I was addicted to p**********. After years of mental isolation and loneliness, I went to great lengths to simulate a connection to another, even going to dark and twisted places to satisfy this urge.

Make a list of distractions. When you feel the urge, go to the list. The...

I often wondered what would happen if I moved up there. Not close to you but like a 45 min drive. A: How long it would take until you found out I was there.
AND..

B. How long it would take AFTER you found out I was there, to...

Aint NOBODY got the BODACIOUS LAVACIOUS OUTRAGEOUS BACKSNATCH like me, all you jizzlehead are getting pumped and dumped for Second!

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

CHINESE OLD UGLY INCEL F** P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED CHINESE UGLY FAT F** P******** CORPSE OF...

I was tempted and almost fell. Now iz better.

I love to stroke my d*** and wait for a good time to shoot my c** on attractive girls I have never me in public. I love their excited and sometimes disgusted reactions. I really love that some of them want a s***** encounter. Life is good. At 40 I...

To: Justice department going after all the cops in Minnesota.
Me: If the “teeth” of the cops are pulled anywhere in America, then they won’t be able to uphold the Law and the criminals will walk all over them and get away with their crimes, because there won’t be...

Men all deserve to die. Literally everything and anything they do or say proves that even more.
#kill_all_men#abort_all_male_fetuses

[be in a better position than him] wtf does that even mean. it assumes we all care about the same things and clearly we do not. I sure as fuk don’t value the same things as you do. and proud not to fukin c***.

Ah another quality morning s*** taken as I read this filthy website. Toilet!

MASKS OUTSIDE ARE WORTHLESS AND POINTLESS! If you are outside wearing a mask we all know you voted Biden and you are a totally uneducated, and unscientific moron. You are an easily manipulated SHEEP!

Lebron James: “We’re At The Point Where a Girl can’t event Stab her friends anymore.”

I want to be locked in the crap tank of a porta potty behind Cleos on all you can eat chicken & waffles and prune margarita night.

Karma: Dear people of the world, this is only the beginning of me pouring down misery and suffering and demise on those chinese animal abusing terrorists. Watch and enjoy as I will get started and make those ugly chinese scream in unbearable pain until they get crushed under the suffering...

Really missing him.🥺 Guess this is for the better but that doesn’t stop me from craving him.