i THINK bLACk Americans are black from stewing in their own narcissism for over thirty years now. They are kind of like prunes…you know. Just uglky and fat and sitting there lazily stewing in their own putridness. I hope that there is an insurrection and we can take back America...

When I was 15, my friend, Heather and I fucked in her bedroom. It was my very first time being inside any girl. I only lasted about 30 seconds.
Luckily, she did NOTHING become *pregnant*

I keep hearing about “viral loads” by the talking heads and I’m thinking Wow everyone out here bugchasing??

Stay masked up vaxxed up b******

– CORVALLUS

istg i can’t live in this house anymore! WTF! What century do they think they are living in?!

How could you do something this sick to me?! NOW I’M DONE. AND YOU WILL NEVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN.

If you had told me 20 yrs ago that i was going to have a gorgeous young man coat my ovaries with his sperm this late in life i would laugh and called you crazy……LOL

People hating on Simone Biles for withdrawing from the team event to protect her mental health forget one very important thing.

She never has to perform in another gymnastics event ever in her life, but based on pure statistics alone she’ll still be the GOAT, and she’ll still be richer...

i put 2 fingers inside my p**** and rubbed them all over the inside of my brother in laws cup of coffee.. before giving it to him

I offered my sister $5,000 for her 11-year-old daughter.

No i have never tricked anyone into smashing my backsnatch. It’s a man’s b***, how can you be tricked??

Also most Trans women would never do that due to fear of assault or worse. Tho that did happen to Randall Wilder in Gainesville

– CORVALLUS

as a mother and seeing my daughters selfies is embarrassing
not on what she’s doing but specially on her appearance
at her young age she needs to maintain herself…

Well, Jennifer MacCarthur. 20 odd years ago you tried to subvert my intentions and impose your will on me by forcing me to be a father. DO you remember your stupidity? ….I left and moved across the world to prove a point that I will never be forced into fatherhood,...

I am so happy I don’t work with any of you motherfuckers anymore.

Some of the people I worked with were great.

But the company is a f****** nightmare. Y’all laid off 2/3 of your staff immediately at the beginning of the pandemic, then bought two companies 7 months...

I love him. So much.

🤣🤣 I wouldn’t go there if I were you. Seriously, I’m putting up road signs now! Stop, turn back! 🛑🚧 Dangerous road ahead! 🙅🏼 “His way of claiming you.” Pfft..

Everyone go check out my boy Lord Seez on YouTube his new music video just dropped it’s called Lord Seez – Follow the leader go check him out one love fam peace out

Too bad you’re STILL thinking about the one who never fucked you and never will f*** you 🙂 that’s his way of claiming you.

I hate having s** with my boyfriend. It’s gross and sweaty and unpleasant and he always stinks even right after bath and he has too many “bumps” and has nowhere on him that’d be soft or silky and just NO. AT MOST I can do dry h****** or p****** with...

My boyfriend wants me to o***** more. I’m usually okay not getting there as long as we have s**. I just want his attention. S** is bonding time. I love being creampied and that’s honestly like my little reward. It’s how he claims me. I love belonging to him. He...

There is only one way to make sure no more felonies, no more dictatorships or fascist regimes, no more disgusting ugliness, no more religious nutjob extremists, no more bloodshed, no more cowardice and messed up severe mental diseases and retardation, no more terrorists and no more fucked up stuff and...

I’m on simply con fesss I CAN SAY WHAT EVERIWANT! YOU’RE ALL F****** STUPID IDIOT’S S*** MY C*** AN BALLZ

Will you stupid fuckers just go and get the Covid vaccine already?

How g******* motherfucking stupid can you people BE?

Eventually you’ll leave us no choice but to merely point and laugh at your stupidity, along with the fact that you were by then dumb enough to make that stupidity...

Those zipperhead chink sliteyed shitface chinese were always irrelevant so I haven’t noticed it quite precisely until just recently and HOLY S*** the CHINESE ARE SO.F******.UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGLY! Like by the time their head was made retarded in their w**** cocksucker communist slave mothers their face also got deformed and all like...

So glad I always beat the crap out of those few Chinese retarded ugly kids in school to the point of sending them into coma. They too were all like the rest of those chinky retarded piss skin demented retarded schizophrenic dumbfucks always tripping and saying their train of lies...

The diseased deformed ugly heads of those chinese should be crushed with sledgehammers or filled with our bullets. Serves those yellow ugly slit eyed terrorist pathetic miserable animal abuser schizo p*** commies right. lol
# Nuke china and the chinese and boycott the chinese and ban the terrorist animal...

You fat lie under the pier taking bums you don’t know how to stay home in the heat got to do this go here. Probably all the meth and poppers

No, you chose to be stupid

fella, you are just so hung up on trans people because they wont give you a taste of their tasty p****!

Trans and gender ideologies are stupid. I’m not going to call a toad a frog when it’s biologically a f****** toad.
Oh and if you’re a male pretending to be a woman, stay out of our f****** bathrooms, sports, and areas. You’re not one of us and you never...

You chose wisely

I freaking love the people around me. I love to see their faces every day and I love their cooking, and I love the different languages each one speaks, and I just freaking love all of them for being so nice to me.

ahh its 5 am and im listening to flath earth debate T_T

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I’ve always hated the way I look and always will. I could lose 50 lbs and still think I am ugly. No one understands and I have to just keep it all to myself so I don’t have to go back to therapy. I refuse to date anyone or go...

Goddamn talk about the Extreme-Left giving preferential treatment to their own. If that f****** kyke Cuomo was a Republican he’d have been in jail months ago!

I like my best friend

I know Paul’s type. He will ruin his own life without the need for anyone to do it for him. The only problem I have is he’s taking innocent people down with him. My sister shouldn’t have intervened with his alcoholism 2 years ago. She should have let him drink...

Being “incel” is soon going to be officially put in mental diseases lists as a messed up ugly man that has almost all mental diseases and mental deformities and personality diseases there ever was.They should put the treatment for that as ‘killing the patient’ since they’re too fucked up and...

I heard that the old hag isn’t allowed to leave the house anymore, because she starts blurting out the same s*** she posts here, her husband also refuses to call her Corvallis.

Maybe it IS their fault though. Maybe it’s not, but in the words of Kenny Rogers, you got to know when to hold em, know when to fold em know, know when to walk away, know when to run.

That’s really all you need to know, and not everything...