I am female. When I was 6 years old, I was left alone with a large dog. The dog got hard and started h****** me. At first I tried to stop him, but then I guess I got kind of curious. I felt sort of bad for him. I took off my underwear (I was wearing a dress) and got on my hands and knees for him. He mounted me, entered me and went to town on me. I liked how it felt, but it hurt a little bit. It lasted less than 30 seconds, but it lasted long enough for me to get caught by his owners. It was humiliating. I cried and begged them not to tell anyone. I don’t know why I did it. I’ve never done anything like that since.
A highly requested biography on famed British rock band called RODNEY AND THE FUCKHEADS! +2 “Rodney and the Fuckheads” is not a real or notable recording band. Instead, it is a fictional, generic placeholder name commonly used online in music forums and social media as a humorous punchline to represent a low-tier, fictional local bar band. Context and Usage The “Worst Opening Act” Joke: Musicians and fans typically invoke the name in hypothetical scenarios to mock bad career trajectories or undesirable gig offers (e.g., “Your music career isn’t that bad… it’s not like you are opening up for Rodney and the Fuckheads”). Internet Humor: It pops up as a satirical trope on micro-blogging platforms and text-sharing jokes to embody the absolute bottom rung of amateur local live music culture.
You’re sister sounds like a big fat pig who sits on her little 19 year old brother and hot boxes you’re mouth with blasts of a** gas.
You’re social security number is so weird compared to you’re peers. Oh well free is free. Thanks comrade I’ll continue to dismantle the United states one family at a time.
You’re gonna regret it. You’re gonna regret it. You’re gonna regret it.
he dared me to walk around the house naked…. i blew his mind when i put heels on and walked outside around the yard naked then sat on the deck
Nice t*** f*****. When did you get a b*** job? When you lost you’re real job? Is that why you’re a street Walker now lady man with bigger t*** than his wife?
Yeah that’s why I like short girls they remind me of my children. Half my size without a whimper or crys.
Gonna repost that picture of ash in a native american headdress around EVERYWHERE. Maybe i can get that sjw mob to go after Lena for her dreads while im at it. Not so fun when your little sjw bubble is turned against your frinds is it MCS? If you want...
wait! i think i have a boyfriend. i have a boyfriend who is ashamed of me and has all this emotional garbage and problems—and that’s okay.
i may be 52, but my breasts are still magnificent. Peachy pink n******. I age well. 🙂
with lots of Practice(wink) my son-in-law has turned me into a 3 hole w****… at my age and can I still perform that’s a plus
Black women need to shut the fcuk up! I am so sick of their B.S. WHite women are better looking and black women are ugly weave wearing-culturally appropriating she-beasts. YOU ARE FUGLY GORILLAS ACCEPT IT AND STOP ARTTACKING WHITE WOMEN ON TWITTER!
Yup heartbreaking💔
I think about death 75% of the time now….
I just want to get this out of my head so i can sleep, I FRIKIN LIKED YOU OH MY GOSH, LIKE WHAT SPELL DID U PUT ON MEEE, I CANT SLEEP AT ALL AND I HAVE CHURCH TOMORROW😭, I LIKE U SO MUCH IT FEELS LIKE MY HEART...
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I was bored. My sister was bored. It has been raining all day. She asked if she was pretty. She didn’t understand why boys avoided her. My younger sister keeps boys away because she is so beautiful. They don’t know how to introduce themselves her because they have no...
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Micah Xavier Johnson is an American hero. Thank you for your sacrifice, in wounding and killing those domestic terrorists in Dallas who ultimately had to take you out with a bomb because they were too chicken s*** and undertrained to matched your skill. You will always be remembered.
I once felt I was loved but now I know it was all my imaginations.
DIVORCED 120 lbs 40 yr old mom alcoholic ABSOLUT VODKA is my friend and when my son is home my p**** gets fucked and sometimes i get to swallow a little extra protein …. and i don’t care
One risk of the former sister in law trustworthy comfortable prostitution thing…since this site sometimes seems to trim postings I left this off…the visits have never been a get naked get off get out thing. The “appointments” don’t punch a clock. Yes we spend the vast majority of the time...
no wonder the b**** turn gay she didn’t look it self in the mirror has a reject tattoo on her forehead…
how can this nerdy/homely girl be this stretched out already…. she took me from her p**** and took it in the a** without a whimper… this was a spur of the moment night out
my cousin touched me today i’m scared to walk around the house now.. your suppose to feel safe around your family and i don’t even feel safe anymore
My ex wife says she can’t understand why her sister and I still talk occasionally since the divorce when we really never got along when she was my legit sister in law. Not like we are close friends at all. More a matter of a tolerated truce. Based in the...
Wondering and wondering and more wondering and I will never get why men exist. They’re uselessness and ugliness are absolute and so are their mental illnesses and they only ever cause harm and stink and burden. They’re not only not needed but it’s necessary for them to be removed. Men’s...
BURN EVERY HANDICAPPED,EVERY IMPAIRED INDIVIDUAL OFF THEE EARTH! BURN EVERY VISUALLY IMPAIRED,HEARING IMPAIRED,ASPBERGERS,DOWN SYNDROME,SCHIZOPHRENIC,AUTISTIC,CEBERAL PALSY,H PALSY,WHEEL BOUND,BIPOLAR, ( I SUPPORT ANTI-ABELISUM!)
I thought our connection was different. I really thought you and I belonged together. I thought you’d always be a friend if nothing else.
Now I feel like a text is disturbing you. Like when we see each other in person, I’m a burden. Like you’d literally rather talk...
I closely shave and manscape precisely all over plus watching my weight to make sure it’s within the range she finds me hot plus have a very strict daily skin routine to make sure my skin will be as soft as possible to her touch all for my girl.Ladies if...
Robert Brunson & Rudy Ray Moore spitroasted realtor Chris Barcenas at the old adult video on NW 27 av & 36 st, trading his backpussy to other BBC for Tina they would all use together later at Gabriel Garcia’s house
Of course I have a hairy backpussy I am very proud of it clean & no dingle berries unlike CHRIS BARCENAS
– CORVALLUS
Olympics have gone full F**. Aids Commercials, Promoting Homosexuality. Go WOKE, Go BROKE. Worthless S***. Turn this s*** off.
You’re growing into a v***** Its boring reading all of you. Eat glass and excrete and Eat
Karma: True that the Chinese are all terrorists and mentally diseased. That’s why they always lie and try to hurt and kill anything that moves or breathes and anywhere they sully with their filthy ugly being becomes ruins. Nukes should be dropped on the Chinese. We need holocaust but for...
Alright im done taking my bad day out on you and everyone you care about…for now. Next time I’m having a really bad day you know I’ll be f****** with you all again, my lil crippled pincushion. You have to take the abuse because if you dont I’ll kill both...
My mom who used to talk s*** about my weight and hair was diagnosed with breast cancer a few years ago and although she survived she’s always scared AF that it will come back, and a few days ago she was told that her carotid artery was severely clogged by...
Imagine thinking 1 n*** picture of you is worth 50 dollars! Stupid f****** w****. What a laugh.
Real men who’ve been locked up say Suitcase not Keyster that’s from a f****** movie Wonderbread.
FIST YOUR FUCKHOLE FRIDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here been gooning all day baked on chocolate bars and Purple Punch, Pig Sweat and actual AMYL from France
Party responsibly this weekend, get vaxxed and stay masked up, Delta is everywhere and a new variant out of Colombia is filling our ERs...
I love you more than life.
