Joe Biden Just Surrendered To The Taliban.

I could hardly get a moment to myself today and when I did I felt ill and tired so I couldn’t enjoy the p*** and m*********. I had been planning this afternoon of s***** relief since Friday. F***.

My daughter was sent home from school
for being improperly dressed
she was wearing a skirt and no p******

If you think women can reproduce without a male, if you really believe that…. I think your girlfriend fucked a guy…. I hate to break the news to you, actually that’s a lie, I enjoy it, but if your girlfriend got pregnant and you think you are the father… I...

Unless you have me mistaken for someone else, I have no idea where you got the idea that I wasn’t interested in seeing you.

-PP

didn’t cost me anything to get vaccinated
it was FREE…did i mention FREE

It may be in our nature, but it’s simply all about self control. those who impose otherwise are just weak, undisciplined, impulsive men who lack self control. Have some self respect for f*** sake.

Booty is more important than water, more important than food, more important than money or friends.

Long periods of chastity will make almost any man s******* aggressive. Unchecked thirst can turn an otherwise gentleman into a s***** deviant. That’s why prison r**** and church molestations happened. What I’m trying to say is, if we legalised prostitution and the pricing was competitive, s** crimes would plummet. I’m...

All men are pedophiles.

If the purge were real men would just use it as a chance to r*** females, and most of the females being raped would be children/babies, I’m sure of it.

Women, never EVER trust your children around a male, not even their own father.

B**** if the Dog didn’t want to f*** you
that should tell you something…

Women are all BIsexual by nature, that’s why they can reproduce on their own without a male. They can of course choose to have a hetero or homo or any other lifestyle they want. Proven solid now for the billionth time.

All the guys in our department at work have the same look – tall, athletic, youthful, flawless faces. Every guy who DOESN’T have that look ends up getting fired within their first month on dubious “s***** harassment” accusations, and it’s always the same 3 girls. We’ve heard them literally bragging...

Hi, I’m actor Marcel Shihadeh y’all may know me from Batman and Superman movies as well as my latest sequel Don’t Look Back! Anyways I’m going to write this confession to say what is on my mind. I’m an actor and it’s not like any of these directors will venture...

If she’s single its 1v20, if she’s taken it’s 1v1. Work smarter, not harder. There’s no depth I won’t sink to to get laid.

CHINESE UGLY INCEL AUTISTIC RETARD DERANGED DELUSIONAL DETACHED P*** SCHIZO RETARD NEEDS TO STOP BEING JEALOUS OF MY BOYHOLE FULL OF JISM AND HE WILL BE CHOKED TO DEATH BY THE POURING OF HOLY JISM IN HIS THROAT AND A MASSIVE GUY GOOSH GOOSHING THE CHOKED INCEL SCHIZO UGLY RETARD...

I act manly in the usual sense. I have a beard, broad shoulders, I dress and act manly, and enjoy things like sports and gaming. I don’t feel like this is an act or ‘not true to myself’, but still I really wish I were a woman. I sometimes even...

I miss you

Life made me lose feelings. Not even reading emotions give me emotions.

Remember that term used by guys that say test drive it first ? Well we just returned from our Honey Moon . What had I learned ? Should had test drove it . Every night that we fucked , he pulled out afterwards and was still fully hard . Wonder...

I just expelled 2-3 feet of Arby’s out of my backpussy.

Dan “The Man” Severn

Antivax is insanity, stop it, before more people die. I’m not perfect either, just fucked at some s*** h***** of characters eating and f****** literal s***. However, even I understand that people matter most, stop killing them with antivax!

Yesterday , I tried my best for last nights activities. Didn’t eat , s*** like crazy , Then I cleaned the one entrance that was never used . We fucked like normal . Then I gave him head afterwards . He was hard and ready . I lubed his d***...

Oh wow guess Hanks needed the money my bad; as I say, I live in MIAMI, havent been back to Orlando since last October. Anyway the point was CLEOS is a regular pool bar, and HANKS is a bar with pool tables and a jizzeriffic outdoor play area.

Super...

i do love you. just sitting here going back to acting like an unattached person while you’re still here with me in my mind.

I’m lying here in bed, 3 hours after my boyfriend went to sleep. I spent the entire time overeating. I’ve been doing this for half a year and have gained 62 lbs. My tank top is riding up past my belly button and my shorts are leaving red marks. Tomorrow...

I see you now for what you really are: a true narcissist! You saw me nothing more than your audience member, meant to please you and support you. But, neigh! You have no true understanding of empathy. You are an actor. You don’t truly know the soul of humanity. You...

You dont do enough n*** modeling anymore. You not wearing a bra isnt enough for me to bust to anymore, those patreon photos from last summer and those magcloud features desensitised me. If you are really hurting for money even though your boyfriend is a well paid photographer, I still...

There is a cute brunette girl I know named Rebecca who is 13and a half. Within two weeks of meeting her and finding out she lived not far away, I had wooed her enough to have her learn how to give me a really good b*******. And with my...

multiple people like me right now so like- i have options?? but i genuinely don’t feel interested in a relationship right now. im confident about myself and my body and that self love is enough for me. i don’t need another person to make me happy and i honestly just...

Hanks doesnt sell poppers liar. Gotta go to Mojoman or the place on OBT.

– CORVALLUS

I wonder who hates black women more.
Black men or black women?

As a black woman myself I think it’s a toss up.
My own mom and dad were both black and made sure I knew I was fat and worthless since I was about 10 years old.

I wasn’t talking to you. I was talking about a mermaid.

You don’t love me. Don’t ever say that bs! I hate myself for ever wanting you. I don’t want to feel anything for you, but anger. You have no idea what I’ve been through. I want to hate you and not feel whatever it is that’s pulling me to you....

Look, if you hate me, I get. Can’t say I’m not disappointed, thought you were more understanding..but I get it. I just put this out there every once in awhile…just in case. Just in case it was true…just in case my heart was right. Just in case you might need...

I’d passionately kiss you leaning against your car in the morning after a fantastic night of pleasure. You’d drive home or to your sister’s for a quick shower and head to work… I’d watch you drive away and whisper “I love you”. I’ve never told you in person and I...

I Could never compete with that fat f*** even after years of progress,even in an alternate universe where I wasn’t crazy. It’s just time to move on and find me a woman who doesn’t have a higher maintenance cost than a volvo. She’s clearly the kind of girl who only...

I’ve had some good s** in my life and experienced true love, but now at 40 I find myself always coming back to when I was 16 and hooked up with my ex’s BFF. He was such an idiot, but his d*** was huge and the s** was amazing. We...

BURN EVERY HANDICAPPED,EVERY DISFIGURED INDIVIDUAL,EVERY IMPAIRED INDIVIDUAL TILL THERE CINDERS & ASHES!

Seeing the way that black men passionately defend, coddle, and worship white women and men (but especially white women) IRL and on the internet, I actually really like seeing black men kill each other and being killed by cops.

Based on the way they worship white people I also don’t...