i just sent like 7 people “potato” on anon on tumblr. i feel wild and reckless. i could chase a bus.

AhHmmm s** with a hairbrush

I have a big white c*** that I like to stick in married black women. I am fighting the stereotype one black s*** at a time.

All i can wish for is that if there is a God, i hope he doesn’t judge me half as bad as my so called “friends” do.

hellooo…
my name is…… mai ak laske se bhut pyar karti hu hum 4 saal pahle mile the usne mjh purpose kiya aisa laga puri zindagi mil gayi ho jaise mjhe hum dono bhut baate karte the and ak dusre se bhut pyar karte the wo bhhi bhut pyar...

I want to c** all over my boss’s gorgeous feet!

Hey, I’m a boy, 16. I have a bff girl for 2 years. But recently I realized that I love her. She’s amazing. But I don’t know how to tell her because I don’t want to lose her as a friend. I cannot hide my feelings anymore. What can I...

My wife has great t*** and I love when she walks around the house without a bra. I wish she would go braless outside the house and show them off a little bit.

Sometimes I think that I am anti-social with my bunch of friends. I’m an introvert and I love to spend times with people who I’m comfortable with but not with bunch of people. But sometimes I forced myself to join them so that I won’t be left behind and that...

I’m a girl who hangs out with the bad boys in school. I’m boyish, a tomboy, you could say. I’m in the football club, I’m often the only girl at a table during recess, and I play really rough. Me and my boys, we often joke about how we don’t...

I’m suuuuuuuper attracted to Alton Brown. He’s so s***. Also…. Old enough to be my father lol

Gaming critics, reviewers, and gamers love to ride on innovations d***. They love innovation. They kiss innovations a**. Good games sometimes actually lose points in reviews for being too samey when its that golden and comforting formula that keeps fans coming back. I buy games from a franchise when I...

I always rent books out of the library, but I never read any of them. I always want to read them too, I just can’t seem to get back into reading.

I have a lot of crushes on fictional characters and a lot of them are jerks/losers/psychologically damaged/ and who knows what that means about me.

I want to sleep with a different woman every day, if I wasn’t so busy I’d get off with a random woman in passing every couple of hours…I’ve been with five different women in one day before and I love every minute of it till I look back and ask...

I get these feelings where I feel like no one is real and it’s just me on my own surrounded by fake people.

I am so incredibly in love and he’s making me feel the happiest I’ve ever felt.

I am so incredibly in love and he’s making me feel the happiest I’ve ever felt.

It annoys me how certain people close to me tell me videogames are a waste of time while their idea of fun is drinking, doing drugs, partying, watching sports, and getting laid. None of those except SOME drinking which I can do while playing a game at the same time...

Do you have that one person who can make you so mad and then you’re all like “I don’t like you I hate you goodbye a******.” Because they ignore you the whole freaking dat and then they leave a cute comment about you on social media and you’re like awwwwww...

I just realized watching Independence Day that when they shot down the alien ships including the mother ship i bet that day became the Aliens version of 9/11. With Will Smith being their Osama Bin Laden

Ed, it’s been 3/4 years? And every time I see your face or even just your name, it still feels like there are little butterflies tickling my insides (that sounds kinda gross). You’ve obviously moved on but I haven’t. I still like you. A lot. Please stop trying to match...

I’m a closeted bisexual (maybe gay idk yet) and i have a massive crush on my girl best friend who is openly bisexual. I know she doesn’t like me because she admitted to liking me back in 9th grade and told me that I have nothing to worry about because...

I am so sick of life. All I do is work myself to death to support my wife and kids. When I get home all I hear about is how I’m not home enough, not doing enough, not making enough etc. My wife ignores me all the time and feels...

I feel like I understand my father much better when I consider him to be a gender-dysphoric woman with high-functioning Asperger’s. This has never come up in family conversation, but it improves our communication so much that it has become very easy for me to think that I’m right.

I hate homophobic people. It’s just bad, really. Racism used to be bigger, now it’s much smaller. Society will get better.

LGBT people exist and live healthy normal and productive lives. GET OVER IT!

I’m a bisexual and christian man. I won’t go to hell. I believe in a...

He wants to help me with the disabled kid and with her, the force, so I knocked him down hard, brought him to his knees. Someone should pay me for knocking the pride out of these foolish men, making them worthy men, worthy of being worshiped by good women.

i wish i could meet and spend some time with myself…then i would know just what to fix…

I f****** want to f*** Andy right now like omg he has abs he has muscles he was a nice d*** i think omg please I need to f*** him right now he’s so f****** hot omg f*** me andy

I was walking home with a classmate who lives next to me and he started smoking a cigarette but hes only 15 and it made me really uncomfortable and I’m worried that a neighbor saw me and him and will tell my mother and I’m so straight edge so I’ve...

I find it so annoying how hollywood white washes so much. Black heroine…white actress. Indian main character..white actor. It’s just kind of cringe inducing really. Then we get the black Annie. Normally I would be totally against that and going “thats not Annie! Annie is a white freckled redhead” *Annie...

I had s** with my gf while her sister was sleeping in the same room, I wanted her to wake up and join us

I wanna dance, so how bout we meet in the middle between our worlds and dance our troubles away… Shall we?

My work mate is f****** p****** me off today.. He’s lazy, weak and a p**** and I have to constantly carry his moaning, depressing, sad a**.. Just want to punch him in the head and tell him to f*** off you boring depressive f***

Odd when you break up with someone because you just can’t make it work and then the all the people around you tell you how much they loved the two of you together and ask if there’s some way you might make it work again. I’m just… lost. What did...

I have a marker that I’m addicted to smelling. It’s literally like drug to me. I need to smell it everyday, it is the strangest thing.

I’m pretty happy with my life as it is right now.

The Hobbit Soundtrack turns me on.

All witches deserve to have their tongues ripped out and burnt on a stake alive.

Everybody I know are attached alrdy. I’m actually waiting for some kinda miracle…