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That’s all you do all day long is dump, dump, dump, dump.

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If Trump releases the UFO information as promised then you will all find out that you are engineered by ALIENS who own you. You are slaves, goyim, cattle and the ALIENS regard you as property.

The ALIENS are still here on Earth. They never left. They rule from behind the...

My girlfriend has a weird fetish and likes to laugh when I ejac.ulate . Each morning, she takes the old man who lives downstairs a cup of coffee. I always know when she is jacking him off, because when she laughs, I know he is c.umming and getting his balls...

You actually think my girlfriend, who has declared her undying love for me and kissed me in public to claim me- would ever want anything to do with you? Ha.

She publicly rejected you and also PUBLICLY refused to “save your lives” when you were begging for attention. Instead she...

I’ve got a normal co.ck except that it has a tiny small head. Maybe my co.ck is a little thicker than most or maybe it just looks that way because the head is so small.

The co.ck head is tiny because my Mother kept it tied off. She tied a...

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Tbh I am kind of sick of my parents arguing they been arguing for as long as I can remember

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My wife and I have a tenant renting a room in our house and discovered he seldom had a shower or washed, so one morning my wife scolded him then got him out of bed, took all of his clothes off and marched him down the passage to the shower...

Just because they can read our minds doesn’t make all of us “ONE” with each other. Why? Because they’re not here. Only us. We can’t read their minds, but they can see our thoughts?

You mean they’re really living together?? No, no, anything but that!! 😭 I knew it the first time he looked at her. He’s in love with her.

I have a small pipi. My sister laffs at me if it sticks out of my skiddy boxers.

The nurse held my stiff coc.k while her aide and CNA examined it. The CNA inserted a large catheter down my erection as I moaned in pain. The nurse held my coc.k firmly and smiled as the long catheter disappeared up my shaft. My shaft was fully impaled on the...

There’s a row of shrubs or bushes between my house and the neighbor to block the view to her pool. I looked through the bushes to see the neighbor woman walking around totally nu.de and swimming nu.de. She gets out of the pool and takes a soft towel to her...

idk how to feel, but random trauma dump! sooo, just got raped by my older brother! 🥹✌️ let’s f****** cheer (and cry because holy s*** i’m feeling s*****) and that was about seventeen days ago. now, is it weird to admit that i kinda liked it? in shorter words, the...

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Is it weird for a 56 yr old lady to still think Justin Bieber is in love with her??
It’s not cute? 😳

Must be the ‘tism.

Which drive thru? No it was not McDonald’s.

It was Wendy’s.

Isn’t it odd how differently women react to seeing a co.ck? One girl at a drive thru ignores an exposed co.ck and balls. Another screams and calls the police for indecent exposure and she wants him locked up. Another accepts a tip as she takes a good second look at...

Which drive-thru? Was it McDonald’s?

I f****** hate when people tell you what you´re supposedly feeling – like, I know myself better than anyone I know what´s wrong with me and it just feels so egocentric.

Lowk, I like relaxing with my bf and playing with his uncircumcised manhood. He’s my first uncut and I’m fascinated with the slippery skin and pink knob.

Dear, Eleazar Jay. I liked and admired you since the first day i saw you, i still admire you today and i will forever admire you, i know you’re liking someone else but im still going to continue my feelings for you, its been almost a year. It’s nice meeting...

I go through the drive-thru. When it’s late, they bring my food out to the car. They tell me to pull into a space and they’ll bring it out.

A cute young girl brought the food out to my car. Standing by the window she looked in and easily saw...

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