I wouldn’t have p******** with a really hot guy who was pursuing me, so now he’s ignoring my texts. What a f****** a******.

Over 30 years ago I told a guy in my Southy neighborhood that he needed to talk to his little sister about hanging out with two these brothers who were notorious bullies and braggarts. They were known for tag teaming girls and I didn’t want to see his sister subjected...

I wish everyone would stop seeing all kinds of people as the roles they play, rather than the people who play those roles.

I want to make a rock music video about a school shooting where the teen who is doing the shooting is a highly skilled martial artist and marksman and all his victims are wearing MAGA hats and have all the other kids dancing in the style of West Side Story...

I’m writing a horror comic about a insecure fat orange MAGA hat wearing psycho millionaire con artist and the low IQ zombies who follows him to the detriment of their best interests.

why do i have so few friends etc

Isn’t it weird we all have a voice in our heads? Like the one you are using to read this?🤔

KKKrackers ain’t s***! F*** them inbred hillbilly redneck MAGA hat motherfuckers!

why does being isolated make me h****

when i play fortnite i get a big erect erectile erection.

There’s a boy at my school that I don’t know how to feel about. I feel like he’s a friend, but he’s also more at the same time. A lot of friends says that he likes me, but I don’t know the truth. My best friend knows his true feelings...

F****** MURDER ME. DO IT PLEASE BEFORE I MURDER SOMEONE. PLEASE.

Do you ever have a friend where you know you both don’t like each other but you deal with each other?

I’m currently at college (UK) and living with a friends family away from home. I get to go home every weekend and I see my boyfriend. (I’m a girl btw). Even though its just a week, my s***** frustration builds up so much that its all I can think about....

I hate my period for many reasons but one is that I get super h**** and my husband won’t touch me because it grosses him out.

I have lesbian tendencies and I have acted out on them. I scared of being left behind and alone so I married a guy I knew from high school who has a good job and we have kids. I worked for a year and then quit, I just don’t like...

If you were born deaf, what language would you think in?🤔

I’m eternally happy and thankful for the existence of these things:

-Webcams.
-Digital cameras.
-Cell phone cameras.
-Naive young girls who like to show off their boobies.

if you feel smart based on your grammar then you must be a dumbfuck! if such a simple thing makes you feel superior !

Wish to be granted by 4 face Buddha. Facebook user by the Facebook ID im.jessica 1989 wants to have good relationship with Facebook user ID xagneslingx, Facebook ID xansonxiangx & Facebook ID ryan.ruihan.50

If oranges are called oranges, why aren’t lemons called yellows?🤔

How much longer do we have to wait for The Simpsons prediction to become true? I’m sick of this MAGA s***. So much hate and anger in this country all because a black man was elected twice as President. Damn America is such vile ugly nation

I’m so tired.

why do women scream for no reason. im at my house and i hear stupid girls screaming for no reason wtffff

Failed again. Put a picture online, took it down within 30 minutes because I’m shy.

GOD SOMEONE JUST F***** TIE ME UP IN A STRAIGHT JACKET AND LOCK ME AWAY FOREVER BEFORE I DO SOMETHING I REGRET ALREADY!!!

why do people make such weird facial expressions these days etc

why do so many parents/people hurt babies or toddlers

forgive me my sins and bless me. i repent shouting and cussing my employees.

I’m a man. When I pee, whether at my house or in a public john, I pee into the water, or the side of the rim if I don’t want to make any noise. At public restrooms, guys pee all over the seat and onto the floor. So are men...

I just finished drawing p*** of Steven universe characters

It was an o*** with every (18+) character in the show

Why was I drawing that?

What has vodka done to me

White people and their race baiting posts on this site are so annoying…

I don’t wanna be your lo-ver

Your fiends are fu-ckin’ twits

Friend-ship last for-e-ver

And you’re a fu-ckin’ bi-itch

I run a fan account I love the feeling when people message me and comment in my posts thinking I am the celebrity. It’s kinda surreal.

My Cousin is an extremely attractive white woman who could be an actress or model or something like that, but instead she is a geneticist who works for 23 & Me which does ancestry and medical DNA testing.

Last Summer at our family 4th of July BBQ she told me...

After lunch I took what seemed like a gigantic s*** at work. One of those really good ones that take a minute to get started? You know you feel something b*** up against your sphincter on the inside like your body is sayin “Oh S***, how’s it ever gonna fit...

Immigrants have made me so angry I went outside last night and punched a trash can until I blacked out.

Everywhere I go I see them walking around with pure white women and whole packs of mixed offspring. Asians, Indians, blacks and mooslims. Every group that comes here takes a...

Islam is conquering the world. Soon the evil United States will bow to Allah. We will be in control. We will take your daughters and behead all those who do not submit to Allah. This is the way. Muhammad is the messenger of God, blessing be upon his name.

How will you help my p**** c** baby?
I’m so freaking h****

Why is it called a building if it’s already built?🤔