if your PC doesn’t have an IO shield I respect you less

I’m sorry if this question offends anyone, but why do we have third wave feminism, didn’t we already establishe gender equality, what is the third wave trying to change?

I’m so pissed off. I wasn’t allowed to drink more than 2 drinks at family dinner, because I’m an alcoholic. My sister was grilling me about life. I felt very attacked. We are in Florida, going to the Disney parks and I wish I was happy and calm but I’m...

My girlfriend’s laugh sounds strikingly similar to the one of my ex…

Dear Hollywood celebrities, please shut the he’ll up ND quit telling us what we should think and how we should feel. No one gives a s*** how you think because in all reality, you are no better than us. Your poop smells like all the rest of ours.

I find fat people more trustworthy and better friends. And I find skinny people very cunning somehow. haha.

A/S/L?

38/M/Brickell

Your son is boneheaded in the exact same way that your are. The reason he frustrates you is the same reason you frustrate me.

Happy 1st of the Month my friends and freaks! Put on some Bone Thugs n Harmony, prank your friends, and finish off your evenings with mind-blowing s** with a partner. If you’re lacking someone to get busy with, I suggest Tinder/OkCupid/Bumble/Grindr/BarebackRT, you’ll be sure to find someone looking to knock...

I’m mixed feelings about my date with this great guy. He seems like a really nice and funny guy and I’m excited to get to see this guy and get a feel about him. Though he seems like a chill guy, I can’t help but compare myself to pictures of...

I’ve recently started to consider the South Park episode, “Eek, a P****!” to be more of a subtle apology for having been transphobic when Mr. Garrison insanely ranted about how “the true judge of gender is whether or not someone can get pregnant”, only for someone to point out how...

It irritates me that I reveal so much to you but you still get my actual intentions, motivations and desires wildly wrong. You just don’t f****** pay attention to detail.

Shoot that jism in my hairy hole! I stayed greazed for your pleasure, like the boy scouts say always be prepared. Breed my backsnatch!

Your pal Cumholeous

You’re smarter than I am. You know a dead horse when you see it, and you just walk away. I just keep beating the corpse like it’s a drum.

Speaking of corpses I’ve only fucked one imaginary corpse. It happened right after he died and I fantasised f****** him right...

I’m so h**** to the point where I want triple penetration, someone to choke me and literally men handle me. I want someone to tie me up and f*** me rough.

I’m relieved that I’m finally seeing and accepting that JS is nothing but a liar. When we first got together he accused me of cheating on him. Which I didn’t he did this,to create a fight,so he could go cheat with the chicks at the motel where he would stay

I suggest having an experimental day with your wife where you put her on a table, spread her legs, and test her beautiful body. Rub ice on her sensitive areas, see how she reacts to the tickle of a feather on her crotch, find where kisses are the sweetest, etc....

i get why people hate on bts but i personally really like them. they’ve made me really happy. it’s okay if you dislike them, i just wish people could be more considerate.

Certainly not the only one, I mean it comes out everyday. I am starting to believe that most women somehow like other women, maybe they don’t act out on it, and it may be purely platonic, but all women are basically lesbian. I know I am and I have acted...

I am working as a nurse and I just want to say I feel absolute joy whenever we have a white woman who delivers a black or brown. All of us get together like “yes! high five!” lol. It’s great to see that a punch is being thrown against racism....

You want me to stop what I’m doing to make a video for your product when you could have reached out to me weeks ago when you first planned this project. That’s not how it works if you want me to influence my social media fan base, I need to...

It’s better for parents to die early, so that they don’t control children for the rest of their lives. Especially, Asian parents. I respect my parent’s life, but no excuse is good enough to decide someone else’s life all the time.

There haven’t been enough “TAXATION IS THEFT” posts on here recently.

Oh wait…

God, I am so sick of love. It is the best and the worst thing to ever happen to me.

Its so sad that muslims are destroying europe and no one’s doing anything about it because they’re scared of being called racist. there are parts of europe that are totally off limits because the muslims made it unsafe for everyone else.

Hope you get massacred you f****** f***

Lol….I don’t get why you bother to stalk me everywhere and assuming post here are by me. Dumbb….

Hit up @RealKurtAngle and let him know you’ll #SQUIRT4KURT cheering him on his retirement match

What a thrill
With darkness and silence through the night
What a thrill
I’m searching and I’ll melt into you
What a fear in my heart
But you’re so supreme!
I give my life
Not for honor, but for you
In my...

I just need someone to hug and hold me right now. Anyone else ever feel that way?

I’ve had s** with about 60 women. Some of it was divine, some not-so-good. I can’t help it, I love them. They are a mystery, forever, and having one in your life is a blessing. Love to hold their hands whisper in the car, walk arm in arm. I took...

let go of the past

girls is it just me or do u all know about the hand shower thing to m*********..

I am currently drawing what I think my future children could look like and I have no idea if it’s good or bad.

That’s it, just don’t know if it’s a good or bad thing.

I wish I could not work and just have people lick my p**** and s*** my c*** so I squirted and came 24/7 mmmmm yes.

I have this friend. we get physical whenever we find the time for it and its amazing,. lost my virginity to him.. but we dont have feelings for each other.. we respect n care for each other a lot.. i see him almost everyday at work.. im going to miss...

He went out drinking with a mate and “met” up with a girl he was crushing on. He came home early hours of the morning dropped off by her and other women. Did he cheat?

I’m h**** right now and I’m bored. Anyone want to talk dirty?

How do I put up an aura of mysticism?
A little while back, my crush admitted that she lost interest in me since I was no longer that “mysterious girl” she wanted so badly to get to know. My mysticism really gave her a reason to play around with...

How do guys sit down without sitting on their balls? Is it even an issue or something you have to keep in mind every time you take a seat? Also what does getting hit in your balls feels like? Ive been in hit my b*** maybe 3 times while I...