Sun is shining, you have refreshed
A Thirsty Thursday ahead, make your plans now to quench it tonight, man or woman keep your mouth awash with the juices of another. I had a headstart with that already!

Be sleazy my friends,

Corvallus

My girlfriend has autism and she is amazing, she has some of the cutest behaviours ever and she always makes me laugh with the things she says and does; she can make anything funny. She really makes me happy and I love her so much. I honestly am in love...

Enjoying a relaxing moment. Letting all the stress and angst out. Life is good. 🙂

Each day this anger inside is let out in shocking brief fits of automatic uncontrolled rage. My friends all see it. I almost hurt my dog the other day. Maybe my teachers were right, if I kept all my anger in one day it would explode. I don’t know what...

I feel like it’s getting late in life for her and I just want to grab her and knock her up before it’s too late.

Hey you. Yeah you. The jerk who budged in front of me. Screw you. Didn’t your parents teach you manners?

Hey you, the people sitting on the bus texting away. Don’t you see an old lady in front of you? Just FYI I don’t care sh** about you guys and...

Fortnite needs to stop. Sorry for bringing such cringe on this website, but what I’m saying here is what I’m thinking. They are pushing their game WAY too much and when it dies, they are going to be hit hard. If you are on the internet at all, you should...

So maybe this fits in guilt but maybe it doesnt….

i’m engaged to be married. im very happy. but i’ve always cheated. not going to try and justify that but i’ve had some great emotional bonds with other people over the years. its not just about s**.
anyway. i...

I’m 45(F), I look 30- It’s a blessing and a curse. Nice that I still look so young- I get a kick out of telling people my real age as they’re always shocked. Not so nice cause I don’t really fit in with the other 40 somethings living the family...

Happy hump day! Keep your backsnatches greazed & Sleazed, ready for whatever joy may C** your way!

Avengers endgame feels like basically a dc movie made by marvel , and Shazam feels like basically a marvel movie made by dc. does i am the only one think like this ?

my computer feels like my brain

My mother had me at 15, she ‘had’ to get married. My Dad is older by a bunch. Certainly I have a Dad daughter relationship, but my Mom and I are like sisters and he is our Dad. Weird. Like when I was 15 she was 30. She is very...

They should have wife swap, but instead, having married lesbian and gay couples with children swap and see how they handle it. I feel like it would be so cool! 😂😂

My wife’s coworker rubs me the wrong way. I had the day off so I surprised her with lunch and a little love note. I ran into him first when I was delivering it and he laughed when he realized I was her husband. When my wife came out, he...

Please, confess something that isn’t b******* for a change! Remember you are being observed.

I am a heterosexual man so if I ended up getting 20 texts a day from women sending me pictures of their v***** I would be cool with it since I am a heterosexual man. If I was a heterosexual woman I would naturally be attracted to the sight of...

I like it when other men check out my wife. Not that I want to see them together but it weirdly turns me on thinking about how the woman who is lusted by so many men sleeps with me every night and even s**** my d***.

Just rambling, don’t bother reading this s***.

You’d always monopolise the conversation, and I’d try to edge in, share, relate, whatever… but looking back, and if I had to do it all again, I’d just let you speak uninterruptedly because that’s all you really wanted, anyhow. You’d get what...

I just don’t think the gender pay gap is that big of a f****** deal. Literally the only time I hear anyone bitching about it is when it’s film actresses upset that their costars are getting paid more, but to me it only makes sense- you get paid equivalent to...

I can’t tell if my coworker is into me or not. He’s probably decently older than me. He bought me a doughnut and I can’t twll if he’s flirty or friendly. He always smiles at me and says hi. I really am super attracted to him and I’ve not felt...

THE RED PILL.

I hate myself so much but have come to the conclusion that if momo and Skrillex had a baby it would be me (you know looks wise)

“Dandelion” in italian is (also) called “piscia cane”, which means “dog piss”, cause dogs piss on it. I felt it was worth sharing.

Does God really exist? I really wish to have some faith and actually believe that he does, but I don’t know. It just seems so farfetched and I find myself wondering if those who believe in his existence are crazy or I am the one who is crazy. I wish...

I try to evaluate the fortune cookie fortunes I get on a personal level/life basis. Today, I get one that says “You have a talent for excelling in novel ways”. Am I supposed to take that as a compliment for my personal best record of doing nothing but m*********, nap...

Today is my day off, and I started drinking at 9am today. Today I cooked, I cleaned, I did laundry, and the shower I just took was amazing. I’ve spent the last hour lying on the couch, eating and watching a “How I Met Your Mother” marathon. This has been...

i want to go on a date tomorrow and be spoiled lol i’m single af and desperate for affection and attention

I have a desires for both male and female, I live with another female but we entertain a certain male. As females we decided to get married and he took us on a honeymoon to New Orleans. We don’t go anywhere big or out of town without him taking us....

Lung cancer turns me on…it’s weird I know. I go visit my ex girlfriends mom in the VA because she has lung cancer. She’s actually still very attractive looking and very skinny and dark dark tan.. she’s only 49 ..she seems too young to die but she’s smoking non stop...

i have a feeling i like my boyfriend’s friend, but i love my boyfriend too.

It’s a beautiful day. The sun is shining. I feel good.

F*** the spring, it’s cold in the morning and I need my coat but by the afternoon I’m sweating in it. Be one or the other for f*** sake.

What’s it like to cheat on your spouse? Seriously debating it cause I’m not getting what I need at home

If you think about it balls deep is very shallow if its in refrance to a micro-p****

Your karma is so jacked you must have been a serial murderer in a past life.

I attract strongly religious men but I’m an atheist. Being religious is fine but I don’t understand why the majority of men who crush on me are highly involved in their church/temple/etc. Yet, my religious friends always complain about how they can’t find an equally religious man. I don’t think...

Want my p**** eaten until I’m gushing.

I always give African-American people discounts whenever they come to my restaurant because I feel like they get so much s*** and they really deserve it. TBH I give discounts to tons of people especially if they’re counting their change at the restaurant to pay for their meal.

Anyone find it a little weird that after government policy and life in Israel they sort of idk live in a National Socialist environment but in a form of it that favors the Jews instead of the German master race?