I like to hold in my piss for a long time and wait for the pressure to build up cuz it makes me feel rally h****. It pushes up against my insides and feels really good on the walls of my v*****. When it builds up a lot, I sit...

Guys my friend and my classmate like each other! how do i get them to become bf/gf? omgomg this is big news i just found out and im super hyper about it because she was always so quiet but they are such a good couple and everyone ships them and...

OMG, you guys. Do you think that humankind developed waving our hands to greet someone because our ancient ancestors would wave their hand at a dog wagging its tail to show friendliness??? Do we wave because doggies taught us how to be friendly?????

Okay, that’s not a confession. But this...

I hate women. Idk where the misogyny comes from but I just do. I wish harm on them

My cat comes indoors smelling like rich, clean potting soil. He must roll in it somewhere. It’s not on my property. He smells so good, I huff him.

Enjoy your STD, cheater. Hope it was worth it. You lost me, the cat, the dog, and now you have herpes. Karma is a b****… Or maybe you’re just stupid.

a gay doctor made me undress for no reason other than that he wanted to see my body and im still pissed about it.. (im a male so is he).

im catching feelings for an online friend i barely know, ive had one convo in dms with them and that went pretty bad :(. but theyre super cute and i could gush about them for ages and ages. but theyre also in a completely different country and they also have...

my friend is starting his first thrash metal band, and i understand i’m his friend and all, and therefore i’m supposed to support him and be into his band, but to be honest i think his band s**** and the music he makes is atrocious. why does he get so...

I still haven’t told my colleagues about my engagement.

It’s none of their business and I dread all the “advice” and the questions into my private life.

However, I fear that these questions will only multiply if I just keep it secret. I will have to tell them eventually –...

I’m fat, but it’s not like I want to live to be a hundred or something. S***, I should take up more bad habits. Life is seeming loooooooong.

B**** Lasagna.

Men (not all, of course) say they love natural women but cheat with the girls with fake b****, tons of makeup, and sewn in hair. They don’t even know what a woman’s natural face looks like. So many guys say “she’s so pretty and she doesn’t wear makeup.” Fool! She...

All of a sudden, I’m feeling extremely unmotivated and hopeless. Almost everything I do makes me feel ashamed of myself, especially at school. I’m so nervous and worried about what other people think, but sometimes I end up telling myself that it doesn’t matter anymore, and that I could always...

What do you do if your dream as a child was to have kids but your husband hates them? He wants to have them as a “compromise” but I wonder if that would change. I am scared he is not going to be there for our kids.

I wasted too many years waiting for you to change, trusting you when you said you’d work on your temper and ignorance. You humiliated me by saying homophobic things to my lesbian best friend, using racial slurs in front of my family, cursing at another driver in front of my...

Idk why but all of my friends are protective of me. I guess most of them are a bit older than me, as i’m supposed to be in the grade below due to starting school early as a little kid. Idk they all say i’m adorable and innocent (i’m a...

Me, before internship: lol tax the rich

Me, during internship:

(insert SimplyConfess’ favourite phrase)

I’m in my senior year of college, and i’ve realized that I’ve chosen s*** friends to invest myself in, and that i didnt put the effort into the people who really mattered.

I invested SO MUCH in one person in particular. She’s dealing with a super rare and bad mental...

I’ve watched The Lion King like a million times already. For some reason, I’m confused about how Mufusa was the only male lion and the rest were all lionesses. And one more thing I’m confused about is how Nala was born.

i feel so empty like everything and everyone i knew are gone

I hope she miscarries.

why does it stink so much when certain people comes out of the (and there were not shitting)

I hate when men are creepy towards my mother. I get it, my mom is beautiful, but if she asks to be left alone… THEY SHOULD LEAVE HER ALONE! Ugh! It makes me so angry. They don’t think I can take them because I’m a female, but I’ve been in...

I feel like I’m in love with my guy friend but I’m not sure and I don’t know how I can find out . My heart flutters if he flirts with me . I thinks he’s a real daddy material but like I still view him a s a friend....

I don’t feel I am attractive lol

Am in love with my Guy Bestfriend whom I met in social media. But he treats me like his friend but not more than that. I want to his Life partner. I get jealous whenever he talks about other girls.

1920s: I hope my family is able to eat tonight. 2010s: I hope no one misgenders me. When people have no problems they make up problems.

i just woke up one day and i remember as a child i was watching simpsons and something funny happend but i didnt laugh or react, i just looked with a stunned feeling.. like why aint i laughing? and i thought something was wrong with me but i changed that...

VIVA LA FIESTA DE LECHES

Cubrete todo mi cara

CORVALLUS

So I have weighed down all my options and considering those… I have decided I’m gonna end my life. Just making some final preparations.. Note is done. Can’t decide between hanging or jumping in front of a train. For now I’m just keeping an eye on train schedules. I never...

i have a really big crush on a friend of mine and everytime we talk it just grows? But we rarely talk about more than our shared fandoms and its like. I want to hold their hand and play with their hair and take our cats on playdates- but I’m...

I’m an 18 year old girl and i love when my boyfriend flips me and fucks my brains out. I can never imagine why people say m*********** is better… I’ve tried it but it can never compare to feeling human contact. Feeling the strength in his arms, him caring of...

it may just be because I’m h**** rn, but I just really want to have s** so bad with literally anyone.

Am I an a****** for wishing the “new” Charmed was more like the “old” Charmed? Without the #metoo messages and douchebag, racist, sexist guys as 99% of the villains?

wtf is going on with the world

Anyone else into hitting up the slurp ramps on a lazy day? What’s been your best/worst experience working a pole hole?

What defines someone as a virgin? Is it that you’ve never had s** with someone? Or is it that you’ve never had something enter you/ you enter someone? Does using a d****/flesh light everyday but never having a person actually f*** you/ you f*** someone mean that you’re a virgin?...

Do you ever have paranoid delusions?