C** join the Temple of Priapus! There is no creation but that which is created by Phallus. On your knees and worship C***.
We hope you find freedom to worship C*** and to recognize Him as the creator of all things! We place our faith and our trust in...

You’ve forgotten what you have, sweetness. You’ll remember this weekend, when I show off this athletic body. When I get my nails, hair, and make up done for the first time. When I flirt with every man but you. You said I’m beautiful but not s***? That’s why you had...

When I look at couples being affectionate towards each other I get depressed, because I know nobody will ever love me.

I give oral every time but only get oral a few times a year. Is this typical? I’m a woman and he’s a man.

A****** Smurf.

Want to have s** with a girl so bad. Tired of telling my man I love him. I long to feel the love of a woman.

I need you guys to explain me something.
I’m a woman. There’s this other woman.
I,ve known her for about 8,5 months and I only want to know her more. I’ve caught myself constantly thinking about her, missing her even. At the same time I want her to...

Where are all of my sluts?

I think Billie Eilish is overrated.

Somebody once told me, hands off my macaroni, milwaukee pasta bandit found dead.He was picking up his gun, with his finger and his thumb raising up, pointed straight at his forehead.

Start your day off right with a tasty piece of BOIPUSSY

Moon n******. Carspotter. Backsnatch. WTF is wrong with you sick fucks?

My crush has blue eyes… They look so lively when she smiles.

Carspotterspotterspotter spotted spotting Carspotterspotter spotting Carspotter as he was spotting some cars Downtown Toronto

-Carspotterspotterspotterspotter

I spun a wheel to decide what to say. Here it goes: I would like to buy a vowel.

I think it’s really f****** s***** for those of you who spoiled Avengers: Endgame in your posts on this site. I f****** hate each and every one of you. I hope you get snapped out of existence in real life. Be it bullet, knife wound, choking, hammer, car accident, plane...

Carspotter on the rack getting his backsnatch greazed and sleazed at Jiffy Lube

-Carspotterspotter

A hard part of life is wanting something badly and knowing you could take it easily but showing the restraint not to. (No, I’m not talking about something creepy).

Chevy SSR at One York just beside Sun Life Financial HQ on Queen’s Quay West. April.

-Carspotter

owo we all have existential crises.
but like, hm.
i have a whole life ahead of me and i’m afraid that the things that make me happy now will be gone when i need them the most. i really don’t want to grow up and become independent. i...

Vladimir Putin has been breeding Donald Trump’s backsnatch from the beginning of his candidacy all the way up to now…

Is going back to college worth it?

…or is it only worth it if I were to pick the right major and the right courses?

I’m on the fence about whether or not I should go back.

It’s been 4 years since I dropped out of college. Maybe, I shouldn’t...

Why does my boyfriend want to be whipped? Like, dude. You don’t need to buy me stuff or ask for my permission to hang out with your friends. I’m low maintenance and borderline apathetic, do what you want as long as you don’t cheat or commit a serious crime.

I hate when I’m making fun of my sister and my friends try to join in.
like no. i’m her brother.
only I can call her a fartface.
you can call her by her name

I don’t think I’ll live a very long life. Stress is killing me. I shouldn’t weigh barely 100 lbs. It’s disgusting and nothing is working to stop losing.

I become so paranoid about leaving the tap on that I have to run back and check. People ask where I’m going, some probably think that I’m sneaking off to the toilet for a crafty w***. I then spend minutes checking if it’s off. Of course it’s off, I don’t...

It irks me when people assume I got my nice things from a man. No, a******. I bought it with MY money. The money I earned from the job I got by myself.

Lately I have been feeling like my mind is not willing to remember much. Neither my mind feels like it is interested in thinking over things logically. I don’t know where this is heading me to.

I liked a girl, we’ve known each other for 10 months and I still didn’t tell her about my feelings because I think it was not a good time for me to tell her. I texted her couple times a week and I went to the little shop where she...

Everything white got Cha thinking I’m a racist! Leader of the pack I’m trying to win races! -Scrwg Scrilla.

Unsure about my s***** identity I got married and started a family. I live in small town USA where women have kids and kids and kids and I am one of them. In any event as I have grown older, I am 43 years old now, with my first grandbaby...

why do i only half-listen to people or half-look missing details etc

Happy Hump Day everyone, hope you BREED some BACKSNATCH!

I really want to beat the s*** out of my lab partner, one of our professors caught him in the Organic chemistry lab trying to make some kind of drug. I wasn’t there yet I get a call from campus police to come to the station and give a statement....

So.. There was this time I used to like this guy.. The weird thing was that though he asked me out I kinda spoilt everything by scolding him for hurting my feelings because I thought he was pranking with me as I’m fat. Now that I look back to that...

If you love pot smoking then move to 1360 White Oaks Blvd

Kristina never got over her deceased parent and I find it hilarious

ive never understood why people like cats. i was chilling with my friends in one of my friend’s houses and she has like three cats. one of them walks out of the closet and i tried to get its attention and the little fake-a** s*** ran away and went back...

Veloce Creed Club Mercedes CLS63s amg sedan on Cummer Ave.

-Carspotter.

-Veloce Creed Club is a great way to meet fellow rich Asians and avoid broke people like the ones on here.

The worst part about m*********** is looking in the mirror and realizing you do not look as s*** as you felt.