I become so paranoid about leaving the tap on that I have to run back and check. People ask where I'm going, some probably think that I'm sneaking off to

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I become so paranoid about leaving the tap on that I have to run back and check. People ask where I’m going, some probably think that I’m sneaking off to the toilet for a crafty w***. I then spend minutes checking if it’s off. Of course it’s off, I don’t want any drippings leaking through the dickhole of steel. I’m insane, send halp!

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I love prostitutes. I get drunk and drive around a** naked watching p*** flashing my c*** to them . When they get in the car I know they are a real s***. Risking losing my wife and kids so a s** trafficked w**** can gag on my c***. I love using them. I call them worthless while they blow me. “ s*** that c*** for your pimp b****, s*** my f****** pervert c*** “ I make them tell me they love big pervert c*** before I explode . Sometimes I don’t finish and pick another h***** up. Tell her the last w**** didn’t s*** me right. Then my c*** is in her mouth. I usually bust pretty fast then.

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