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Are you ladies aware that probably several guys YOU KNOW would lick your a** if you wanted them to? Co-workers especially. Think about that next time you are hanging around the water cooler

I genuinely hope that one day humanity will fall to its knees. We all deserved to suffer for everything we’ve done to each other, to this planet. Right now, everything feels like a neverending circus, but no one is really laughing. No matter how hard we try, nothing matters in...

Good morning everyone,
As you go about your day, please be kind to others. Here are some good tips:
Offer a genuine compliment (I like your necklace, your hair looks great, etc.).
Smile. At everyone. It really makes people feel better. And, you too!
Hold doors.

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I eat 10 fresh vegetables every day, but I still have cake, beer and smoke a shisha every now and then because life’s too short not to have fun.

I wish my friend would get her twin toddlers to put some f****** clothes on when I go to her house.

I have a deep appreciation for how my boyfriend makes me feel physically. His hands encasing my body are the most comfortable spot on this planet for me. He is so gentle and soft and kisses me like he truly treasures me and cannot let go off me.

Your Ariana Grande is boring a** girl and Taylor Swift’s new single s**** balls more than her music usually does. Stop bringing this s*** up while we’re talking about music, because it’s not f****** music, it’s crap that’s made purely to sell and you’re falling for it. Holy s***, you...

I deliberately got an intimidating boyfriend just so this creepy little incel would leave me alone. He is definitely going to cheat on me but at least it’ll be an excuse to breakup.

Blue 2019 Toyota Camry XSE V6 sedan at The Ruddington apartments, 70 Ruddington drive.

-Carspotter.

You know those sorts of muscle aches you get after a long day of pillaging homeless shelters, murdering dismembering and taxiderming people by the hundreds, and jerking off onto their corpses? Hate those.

BBC is meant to gape a**…

I miss the days before Trump was president, or lets say the time before the 2016 election and before the syrian refugee crisis, before everything became so toxic. Ppl (left and rightwing) became so annoying and extreme.. Like my friends and I, we don’t talk politics, but the topic somehow...

I’m a female that does play games on daily basis and listens to riddim and heavy dubstep. I legit feel cringy when I try to think how others would look at me when they knew that. I’d probably end up in the r/notliketheothergirls subreddit.

Ain’t nothing as wonderful as burying your nose is a Moist Furry Backsnatch and taking a Big Ol’ Huff

I am so scared within myself with the world. I fear that I will not be accepted by those who are above me or of a higher scale. I want to be brave about it, but I don’t know how to make that first step to take on the world.

Comment sections online are always cringy, I mean, people often don’t make a structured argument of why they don’t like something, instead they just say “Oh, its s*** and people who like it are s***” I know some of them are either attention seekers or trolls but some people are...

I desperately need to know what colour knickers that girl at the next table is wearing, I want to get my middle finger into her arse hole and wiggle it, it needs to happen so bad.

Mercedes G wagon at Tufts Valu Mart.

-Carspotter.

Does he like me back? After a few drinks I was talking to my crush and he was getting sentimental, saying “I love you, you know, I’m so glad I met you.” Which when he’s drunk I think he says to a few people. He tells me constantly that in...

A stupid f*** wad from 10 years ago has returned and i hate hate HATE it. F***** short stack little b**** i hope you choke on a thousand dicks

A black man can use the “N-word” with little to no social repercussions (depending on who he’s saying it around)

An Asian man gets to joke about highly offensive stereotypes with no issue

So if this logic continues I as a racist should be allowed to preform all jokes that...

I sometimes feel nothing and that hurts most of all

These recent weeks have been mentally and emotionally hard for me, I get so paranoid of people and what they think of me. Sometimes if I’m listening hard enough, I hear my classmates whisper behind me, and I’m always afraid it’s something about me. I keep on almost breaking down...

I like to play with my pubic hair and my pubic hair is long and thick I don’t even want to shave

I love you Rene. I love you very very much. The second I saw you I felt it. Loving you doesn’t mean that I love my wife any less or that I will be unfaithful. It just means I love more than one woman

I’m in love 😍. I can’t help it. I think of him constantly. His beautiful dark sculptured body. Those lips!!! To die for. They are perfectly shape, so s***. Just looking at his lips turn me on. But most of all I’m in love. In love then, now and forever!!!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Hey! You!

Get your BACKSNATCH BRED!

I like tall ladies because our bodies fit together so well. Someone who appreciates a guy who really knows how to please. Someone who will wrap her legs around me and grab my a** in the throws of passion. For some reason, I find smart ladies to be the best...

i just watched all the pirates of the caribbean movies and i think i’m in love with johnny depp😂😂😂😂

nowdays, quite a few black people think it’s ok to treat black people badly because of previous years. my white friends do get treated with disrespect and nothing is “wrong” with that because there they don’t get dealt with. but the second a white person does something small to a...

my crushes birthday is in 2 months do i wish my crush happy birthday

I’ve been so h**** lately Idk why. But please comment s***** stuff in th e comments I want to m********* to them. Not to mention I’m a virgin and very tight;)

I was used and played by a liar named Jim. He’s a con.

Mercedes CLS63S AMG sedan at dairy Queen.

-Carspotter

I’m in love with a celebrity and I don’t know if it’s a good idea to tell my family about it. I’m a guy, in case you’re wondering.

What do you do to get a complete stranger off your mind but, they keep playing around on social media. I can block him but i don’t want to. My goal is to f*** him one day lol..

These days is really hard to find a normal friends. Like why it´s so hard for your a** to act nice and just chill with me instead of doin manipulative a** s***. Bro, I´ll ride with you even if youre messed up and your life ain´t freaking fairy tail. Just...

A woman I know have me her number as she is an old work friend, and I keep going to text her to give her my number and chat but can’t bring myself to do it. I have a girlfriend and I’m wondering if that’s why I feel like this,...