Veins are ready to be slit. Just need to find the right blade.

Any of ya’ll remember Stank E. Butterson? I wonder what that crazy son of a b**** is up to out there right now. It’s bound to be interesting, even if nothing else!

i want to stop losing weight

i want my appetite back

i want to stop wishing to get well and actually do it

Thumbs up for shaved p****. Thumbs down for hairy “natural”

What we need is a clean slate.

Also, people with loans should really only watch out for their own loans and try to work it out, I am sure those loans are not that bad. S*** it up, you are not the only one!

Anyone seen Corvallus or the Prestonian?

Another Quaalude she gonna love me again…

So! i have a really huge crush on my TA he’s a grad student but TA for calculus. He’s 26 and i am 21. idk if he likes me or not bc he’s giving me mixed signals too like tryna make a conversation and smiling across the room, he even...

I literally cannot believe what you have done to me just to make sure you never had to talk to me again damn ….

I’m watching the TV program the First 48, why are all of the suspects N******? Makes me afraid of them frankly.
Simply,
Corvallus

My brother has been making me s*** his c*** since we were little. Now he’s finally going off to college in January and I won’t have to do it anymore.

But then he reminded me that he’d be home on weekends and since college is so stressful, he’ll expect...

Oh no!! They had a big upset over at Raw Confessions. A single Troll posing as many different people caused so much trouble.

The Troll made long, repeating comments. The users were too lazy to just scroll down past the comment and ignore the Troll. They fed, mocked, challenged...

If you don’t want anything to change, then nothing will. I have no agency.

When I was 10, Daddy made me stand naked out in the snow as punishment. It was terrible cold and the snow fell on me as he watched.

After he let me back in, I told him that he was a cruel man. That made Daddy angry so he spanked...

I never committed a crime, what the f*** are you talking about?

I love when I see my neighbors put their shoes out on the porch bc I figure it means they are very smelly like mine are:3

There is good and bad everywhere,in everything and everyone.This world is both chaotic and controlled.Everything is something but not everything is what it seems.We trust so easily or don’t trust at all-Which can end in two ways.No wonder why everyone is so confused,this whole thing is hard to understand at...

hey racist shitheads: let’s meet for real, come on. or are you scared crayon dicks? meet me, say that hateful s*** to me, he’ll try to stick a broomstick up my b***, but come here and do it IRL

– Corvallus

I really want to kiss this girl… but I feel like she deserves more… and someone better.
should I kiss the girl or not??

I’m slightly irratated as I did a essay’s for my English Exams and I am certain they have lost two of my papers.I also think I have been marked grades lower then I actually am.😒

I fake my mental illness

I haven’t outgrown my ambivalence.

Im not sorry for knowing that I’m much better than just a b*********..

If I won the lottery I’d probably still buy you a jacuzzi, even though you’re a mean, treacherous character.

BDN Preston Manzy (AKA the Alabama Slammer or the Prestonian) back and in full effect. Looking for some sissy white boys like the faggler or Corvallus but any will do.

Twinky fem b**** boys who like their backsnatches sleazed and creamed go to the front of the line. If...

Yo Big d*** n***** b****** Preston Manzy (the Prestonian) in the motherfucking house! S*** my n***** c*** all you white crackers! Lick my a****** and give me a sandwich then I’m sticking this horse c*** directly up your a**!

Feeling great today I fucked a waiter (f**) who tried to...

I’m finally mature enough to be a really good partner to someone on an emotional and intellectual level. Conversely I’m now fat, old and tired.

Life’s a dead end.

I’m Charlie Brown and your Lucy with the football 🙁

I doubt it you’re like the wizard of oz hiding behind the curtain . You’d probably drop dead to even talk to me . I’ll probably live to be 100. Sigh . Fml

Oh but if I died being beaten to death by you sweetpea at least I’d die happy 💋

Daddy gives warm hugs but I hate him.

F****** p**** loather

i would say embarrasement. i have been having s** with a gay man half my age and during it this morning while we were having s** on his sofa couch his roommate and girlfriend walked in on us. i am in my 40s and they are all in their 20’s...

I also eat lots of sausages salamis, and kebabs. HMU and we can have a hot meat sesh.

– Corvallus

This has been my life… Like wtf dude …… How did things get so wrong….. The Goa trip,,, I had no intentions to hurt her, not even in my dreams I think of her in that way…… I just wanted to speak to her during that journey and nothing else…....

I kind of don’t feel very comfortable living as a female, and I’d absolutely love to be male. Growing up my parents brought me up to look and be more tomboyish, and when I was around 3-8 1/2 I always acted feminine, because apparently my child brain thought that...

Anyone else happy for the Joker at the end of that movie?

I hate having breasts and a v*****. Hate it. I don’t know why yet, just… i detest them. I just wish I had no g******* to feel insecure about, because i sure don’t want a d***. Just… such a hassle. I feel insecure about my breast size, not like other...

People love to tell me how short I am like I don’t realize I’ve been this way my whole life. I mean I of all people would know how short I am! But just recently I was looking at a group photo and in it was a petite lady, and...