If I drilla nigguh in the head he gon need some penacilin π§ π¨
Bob the Builder
Your teeth, broken Your skull, fractured Your spine, removed Your soul, burning in hell..
Demon Kane
i can do this. i just have to put my mind to this s***. no more distractions. i need to be the best. i must be the best. in February i must be absolutely perfect. no f****** MISTAKES
I’ve been having these weird thoughts lately… like is any of this for real or not?…. none of this makes sense to me.
I kinda have a crush on two guys at work (let’s call them John and Adan). I want to hug and make out with one of them so bad and maybe let them grab my b*** while we make out, they’re both so beautiful though. I know, I know, that’s...
The fact you can witness a memory only once physically, but only view it mentally when the memory is unlocked for you to remember…
I don’t think my wife likes me very much.
The Prestonian aka Preston Manzy aka the Alabama Slamma my thick juicy c*** awaits you get on your knees and c** over Zan dro num D O T com
muslim atheism and other religions are false. Only Catholicism is path to salvation. Zan dro num D O T com
I want people to just randomly submit a bunch of confessions that when read in order, sound like a conversation between two people. It’d be nice.
Sensitive people getting so butthurt for being told that their medical advice is nonsense from an actual authority in medical science.
The cure for brain worms is to EAT MORE C**!! JIZZLE JUICE is the cure to all ailments, TESTICLE TEA will increase your brain power and virility, S****** SAUCE will make your acne disappear, rid you of hemorrhoids, give your hair a gorgeous luster. KNEEL and drink the P**** PASTE...
Why do I always get this feeling of crying. I know itβs not just my period. I feel like this when Iβm not on it. I think there people out there that just love to feel pain. I think Iβm one of those people. Do we like to feel like...
the tears came in the car ride back. i tried to hold them in until i was alone so nobody would see them. it was dark and my family didn’t. i went to take a shower to get my mind off it. i didn’t cry in the shower. i thought...
Who else is ready to slowly die in the hellhole of rural America?
Who is your favorite p*** star? Mine is Laura Montenegro
… I think I’m falling for someone with mild down syndrome
Maybe 10% of self-help gurus are good. The rest are b******* artists out to steal your money and dreams to make themselves rich and happy.
When I had nothing, I had nothing to lose.
Does anyone else dream in a weird way? What I mean by this, is when I dream, whatever person or character I am in the dream can see each part of the dream through his/her own eyes while at the same time I also have a view of the scene...
Quick question to everyone really, what’s the most embarrassing thing that happened to you? Mines having a breakdown in McDonald’s because I female worker was crying and I had a problem with my order & kept asking her when the food would be done since it took 2 hours...
can someone tell me if i should be concerned or is this not a big deal? so last summer my grandmas sisters husband (basically my grandpa but we aren’t blood related) was sitting next to me playing a board game. when he got up he grabbed my a** and...
I feel like if i died, my “group of friends” that I’ve known a long time, would care the least. I feel like my fine arts family would care more then them. And I’ve only been with this group of people less then a year.
im addicted to that crack rock and sucking them juicy c**** c*** and crack rock no better life to live
I want to f****** die, but I know how much my parents do to try and keep me happy. I also know how much my boyfriend does. But I still want to f****** die.
i used to be so extremely depressed and was planning ways to kill myself but i didn’t go through with it because i met this amazing girl that made me so happy and made me actually have the energy to do things with my life and gave me motivation to...
I miss my old job, I got paid $2,000 per month to work Wednesday, half of Thursday, half of Friday. Also do the odd bit of home office stuff. I miss my 4 day weekends, f*** I got spoiled.
I broke my roommates lunch box. I want to buy her an equal quality replacement, not a better one. I don’t want her having better stuff than me.
im a straight woman and i have s** dreams but most of the time, in my dreams, I see myself as a man. I’m the one in control and i like that.. Does that mean that I might be trans? Or genderfluid? I’m confused.. and also kind of scared...
I love women. When I see a hot woman I want to kiss her, lick her whole body, and f*** her. I want to hold her and be with her. I am not at all attracted to men. The thought of kissing or holding a man nauseates me, yet at...
Isn’t it crazy that Shelly Miscavige is still missing? I wish there was something to do to bring it more attention. Scientology is fucked up and I hope she is found someday.
Tonight’s Twitch thot is 5unfl0wer. She’s getting all my c** tonight π
I hate you I just wanna cry ππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππππ
I’m going to stay my best, and trust God for the rest.
It’s true though.
I like me, but if I have a thing with a particular young woman, and I thnk she like me too, I’m confident. I’m kind of blessed, but it does take work too, a lot of it is work, I think I’m good, and things like body...
I am not one to change myself for a woman or anything, and that’s just the way I am, I would never expect certain things from her either, but if it was something that turned her on, like I am not a hairy guy, I am fit, lean and toned,...
It’s just a bunch of beanie babies… but they’re MY BEANIE BABIES. It wouldn’t bother me so much if my parent would just admit they’re stealing my beanies because she thinks they’re valuable now. It’s my mom, and she wants to sell them. I treasured and played with those things...
Jerking to Twitch thots is so satisfying π
Thank who ever is above π for the rain in Australia because those poor people need a break just like the animals. Hopefully it just keeps raining non stop. Can we just shift all rainy weather to Australia? x
I’m appalled that my boss is writing so many emails considering her dad died yesterday. Be with your family for goodness sake! I should be happy that she trying to make the department run as smoothly as possible, but somehow I am disgusted by it. When my dad died nothing...
I wasn’t even h**** but I masterbate anyway. It’s the only thing I know how to do when I’m by myself. Totally forgot my wife was ovulating too.
Iβm in the ghetto