I grew up in 4 bedroom houses. Pools and hot tubs in the backyard. Vacations all around the world. I became ill. I went from a normal life (Penn state) to nothing. Im poor. I lost everything. Friends . family. Just every thing . when you lose money ? Your...

I live in low income housing. I do thank God for a roof over my head . I just worry . I cant afford anything. Its bad. Money is tight . my car is 7 years old. I need a car to get to wound care and doctors. Im poor....

28 is still a kid. I really hope she gets smarter . I hope she finds a miracle. A second chance at health and free from addiction. Its hellish to be a slave to something that will kill. I really hope she gets a miracle.

Where the Montgomery Manpussy at? All the Rallys in Alabama say they ain’t seen Prestonian in a week any highway he-men or lot lizards got the scoop?

Talk is cheap . your self destructive actions speak volumes. If you cared enough about yourself. You’d quit .

I had a stroke. A TIA. also had cancer. My “friends” that got me started on cigarettes. Were long gone when I was alone going through radiation .

I had a stroke . TIA. I recovered. But smoking isn’t worth it. I should know. I used to smoke 4 packs a day. Its really suicide.

Peeing blood. Or pooping bloody stools are common in cancer patients. Its not the worst . the worst is when morphine doesnt help with pain. That cigarette ? Isn’t worth it.

If you’re addicted ? GROW UP. Learn to deal with whatever is going on in your mind. If you love anyone? Quit for them. Some Hospice parients are former smokers .

Which bear is the most condescending?

A pan-duh!

What did 50 Cent do when he was hungry?

58!

Why did the belt go to jail?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot.

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he was fired?

Oh snap.

What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the drummer name her twin daughters?

Anna 1, Anna 2.

What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blue berry!

What did one wall say to the other?

“I’ll meet you at the corner.”

What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

Why was the fish’s grades bad?

They were below sea level.

What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

RIP, boiling water.

You will be mist.

What would bears be without bees?

Ears.

Did you hear the one about the roof? Never mind, it’s over your head.

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm. One asks, ‘What’s your favorite kind of music?’

The other replies, ‘I’m a big metal fan.’

What kind of shorts do clouds wear?

Thunderpants

When does a joke become a ‘dad’ joke?

When it becomes apparent.

What do dentists call their x-rays?

Tooth pics!

The person 2 posts below you is way more gross than smokers. Non smokers who can’t just shut up quit hitch ng and walk away. Or vise Versa. You should try a smoke. It’s a nice headrush buzz if you’re new to it. The head rush is great but eventually...

I sprung forward last night. Big mistake. No one else did. Now I am a week ahead of everyone.

Being stomped on and humiliated by a beautiful woman sounds fan-fucken-tastic. ☺️

On a lighter note guys I started crocheting again

Just nak cakap je, yg harini rasa sebal je aku ni rasa mcm bodoh tk guna. Ye aku tahu lah aku dtg lewat tapi mmg betul masalah aku pun, the problem is me and just me. Yuppp, that’s right. Aku rasa benci dgn diri sendiri. Aku tk suka cari masalah...

When I’m in class no one wants to talk to me I can’t make a conversation with anyone too so I’m always alone so why am I sad I should get used to it.

Who ordered the shooting of Randall Barrs?

Am I the only one who laughs out loud when I read someone go off on an ex like he’s a revolting turd?

I think it’s hilarious.

I love to go to bed with Nikki Haley , she is WWWOOOWWWWWWWWW

Don’t come to me and ask if you want to play with my balls and s*** my c***. You have a husband, go bag him instead. You like his c*** and he likes f****** your a**. Deal with it!

Having s***** abuse ptsd when you’re considered a pretty girl s**** a**. I don’t want people to be attracted to me. It doesn’t matter what I wear. I can wear baggy clothes, no make up and hair up and I get hit on. This is NOT a brag. I don’t...