My respect for women grows stronger everyday

wheres Presto out Delta doesnt have the energy anymore and you seem like you are down to clown need a real mans mouth to s*** hard and drain me

Gerald McRaney

I used to like a boy for a long time but never made a move. After some time, he got another girlfriend. I was really sad that time but continued to hide my feelings. Some of my friends knew about it and kept silent about it. Later a boy confessed...

I’ve never felt as good as today since the first day of the holiday. It’s been a long time since our last call and I miss hearing his voice. Tonight, we talked about some sentences in Japanese as he is good in Japanese. He made some sentences for me, he...

You really have a bad case of p**** envy, don’t you?

Advice? Even though you are a woman who really wishes she was a man with a d*** and balls hanging down for whatever reason, try living your life without a single thought of love, s**, gender, or anything else...

hey conservative household guy glad you stopped fighting it and learned to be yourself, love is love don’t let anyone tell you the who what how when where on love, we each define that for ourselves.

– CORVALLUS

Thank you kind soul, whoever you are.

Joe Biden has a hairy backsnatch

He da only person i need

Unpopular Opinion: Russia Created Coronavirus and the vaccine just came out, BUT now their a mutated variation of Covid-19 on the rise recently. coincidence I think not. plus russia was saying they had a vaccine 6 months before the west. Trump was weak on Rona because his boyfriend created it...

Wow I never knew he felt that way . He’s in denial. He’s in love with her . He’s angry and bitter . If only loving some one were easy . He has no idea when she dies , a part of him will die with her. She haunts him...

How are you doing? Funny, “a random feeling” is “arf”, kind of brings into mind “rfid”, which may end being the techonology used in the mark of the beast. Revelation 13

Wat

I think losers that harass others ? Might need to meet with a seal of approval. Messing or harming a woman ? Can get ya killed . You are warned .

Your money ? Can’t save you from a snipers eye . I strongly suggest you shut the fuk up . You are no man . Big mouth for a spoiled indulged loser !!!

You have money . You can be sued or lose it all .

Never mess...

Jizzle This . Go directly to jail . Don’t collect 200 dollars . Bend over cause your gonna

I don’t know who you are . But people fear you . They rarely challenge you to an open fight . Why ? You must be rich or very powerful . I do agree with ” no one is above the law ” no matter who the hell you are....

Corvallis is wishing for a white Christmas, white j*** all over his face!

i’m in love with a wacko. I’m tempted to run. But sure love that man. he makes me smile and laugh. I hope he can appreciate me. My wild streak. A call to be wild. Ugh. I think he is a little too tame for me. I dunno. I’m a...

See? Was that hard? At least that’s some new improvised hate. Very refreshing. I am straight male who laughs at the man hater btw.

aaargyuk. give it a rest please. my brain cells feel assaulted and I need a bucket when you say that name. pip. please stop. I am sick of hearing about that f****** family.

the holy jism

just, wow. 🤣🤣🤣

I GOT A BF!

oh baby baby baby girl you baby you’re my baby sweetheart oh baby baby baby baby girl love me baby you’re my lovely girl ~

I am still waiting for my bond back from the hotel and they promised it would be back in my bank account by 7 days and its now well past that so I am wondering why? what did I do wrong in the hotel? did I sent out a plague...

Damn Corvallus is a cumpig!

SO! ….if the pissy-pants Republican assholes thwart this election and circumvent the intentions of the entire country, will you even bother voting next year? I told you it would make no difference. Believe me now????
DON’T VOTE. *IT *DOESN’T *MATTER.
What’s more, it won’t change a thing, as...

Why do you care what people think of how they act or think about you at work?

Personally I don’t give a rats a** what anyone thinks. ACT and I’ll make you regret the day you were born, but as far as what they think and say, who cares? Especially...

What’s worrying me is that i think a lot of these could have been said by my friends, are we doing enough for our friends?

i’m tired of taking care of other people without getting anything in return. i want someone to take care of me, even for just like an hour.

If you don’t come from an important country like USA, UK, China etc, your opinion doesn’t matter very much.

I’m sorry about your Dad.

MACCABEEAN MIRACLE MONDAY Y’all! CORVALLUS here hoping good health to you all, Love Love Love too much hate here! hatred and bigotry isn’t a game, quash that and care for each other. help one another.

Mucho mucho amor

🚨Urgent Alert🚨 There’s only 3 days until Throat Coat Thursday! Get your throat coated with a nice coat of pearl jelly this Thursday! Simply submit your tonsils Thursday to a sensational seed shellacking! J*** operators standing by now!

please feel free to make your own alliterative puns with the days of the week yourselves, you can’t count on me for everything

– CORVALLUS HADERACH

I just felt like shopping for veggies. I went out and bought veggies and fresh fruit. Poppy seed dressing . And decided to exercise an hour today. I want to get my fat a** in shape . No more junk food . Thin is in.

I’m also ambitious as...

isn’t it weird. You dont know me, I dont know you. But out of everything you could be doing right now, your reading this. Staring blankly at your screen. all I will say is good luck, this years been terrible. But I am wishing you who is reading this right...

You go girl. Don’t let worthless Chad’s get to you. You don’t need a man. Besides he would probably strangle your friends snapping their necks and bury them under your house because he doesn’t like them!

…You still single, Jennifer? I don’t doubt it, with 1 IQ point and your blown-out c***, raising a kid in a council house. Just another sad, f*****’ cliché. …Pathetic. Anyway, I don’t give a f***. I know you’re miserable and I’m so relieved to be done with you. I hope...

WOOOOO! LETS GO FINS! looking sweet in the throwbacks taking me back to my childhood at the ORANGE BOWL let’s get them CHIEFS!

– CORVALLUS HADERACH