Love showing off the outline of my uncut penus. I wear thin nylon undies and walk on the beach. Ladies get an eye full, looking and smiling.
Yesterday, Steve, my husband, has been asking about bringing in some extra friendly help. I gave in then I viewed his nozzle. Then I decided who was going first. Steve had to give in. He wasn’t too happy when I mounted him with a r************** style. Not helping out with the situation I moaned look who’s having fun now.
Lmao same
I would never date or like a simplyconfess user …
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Cut the s*** b****! We all know you thought about f****** your best guy friend before. Your best guy friend will f*** you the moment you ask and the only you 2 because friends in the first place is bc he though you were cute. Men and women cannot be...
Everything would be so easier if everyone hated me. I could just let go of the only thing holding me in this world
Couple months ago we had our first t********. It didn’t go very well. Today when my husband is f****** me . I’m thinking about the guy we had our t******** with . Having his d*** inside me , thrusting in and out sucking on my c*** afterwards.
why are you stalking me if you’re not interested in seeing me?
Dan Severn vs Ken Shamrock at UFC 9 is the worst “fight” I’ve ever seen. I’ll get back to you about my times at Hanks
– CORVALLUS
You never loved me. You’re not capable of feeling love. You mimic your idea of what love is supposed to look like. Love is self sacrifice. That’s how I knew that you were lying to me. You abandoned me in the middle of the storm, just to save your own...
I can’t stop thinking about him, it’s becoming overwhelming. I can’t sleep properly anymore, I am always stressed and I hyperventilate all day because of him. I am attracted to him, and it’s mutual, but I don’t know why I am feeling this nervous. He even appeared in my dreams...
IT WAS A SIMPLE F****** MISTAKE, I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING WRONG
Still? Did you mean never? That’s the way I saw it from the start until the end?
Still everyone’s? Maybe that’s what you meant. It’s more accurate.
Just came back from Cleo’s, seems like a totally normal lounge bar with pool tables and a largely African American male clientele with about 25% very effeminate white and Latino men.
The only unusual thing is on the dancefloor (they call it the Train Station) you will see a...
i really hate my mum and my dad and i know my mum has done alot but she has made me hate myself
Also you’re a stupid delusional idiot if you think that my issues with you, are that you left me… like as if it’s out of spite I’m so difficult. You don’t actually believe that’s my issue with you do you? That you left me 🙂
You really are an oblivious...
i wonder if they really care about me.
I have family and friends that i trust..but why do I feel alone, empty, sad and also pathetic? To be honest i really want someone who can truly understand me and listen to my problem. I don’t expect you to reply or find any solution to my problem tho i...
Hans Assburger ruined an entire generation of people with his b******* condition.
Ladies, quit bitching about your husbands. You married them, remember? Surely you married them with good reason? It had to be well thought out before your u pulled the trigger?
Right. So live with the good reasons you took the plunge.
I’d give just about anything to see my wife’s coworker naked. Most physically attractive female I’ve ever laid eyes on in my entire life, hands down. If I could somehow offer her cash for some n*** selfies without my wife finding out, I’d do it in a heartbeat.
Yo CORVY B hepatitis B wanna act tough I’ll putt you in the rough, want a shot at the title better take your midol, wanna be the best better talk with your chest, wanna get lit up again like a fairy? Sure I’ll take your backcherry. Wanna drop bars or...
My son is so ugly. I’m afraid he most likely will never be able to get married.
Ayeeee, tis true, I’m noe mermaid, nor a queen ayeee I am the one the only supersonic bionic woman! Tis me fate to keep the treasure , mine army tis never far away , challenge me not , fer ya wooden win . ayee sure yer a handsome devil pirate...
well pirate, tis me, time to knock yer wooden leg out frum under ya. Aye. I will shiver yer timbers. Aye am tha wench, the captain of this here vessel. ya will do as yer told. or its the gang plank wit ya. Tis mi ocean. Tis mi sea. Tis...
Earth calling pirate , come in pirate . We gotta problem NASA . Pirate is on the loose . I repeat pirate is on the loose!!
Hacker , stalker , gaslighter 🤗
Macho Macho man I want to be a Macho Man like Trump Get Macho! Spread your legs and take a man’s seed, the more seed the more Macho!
what reasonably intelligent man DOES NOT get married? um. a RETARD. So that kinda cancels out the “intelligent” part. you moron
Husband? What reasonably intelligent man get married in 2021? What are you in the stone ages?
Mike? Do you think the paisley knows about the black and blue?
It’s not that I can’t fall in love. Whenever I like someone, I have this defence mechanism where I pretend I don’t like them. It’s not that I’ve been hurt before in a relationship. But something about relying on someone and putting my trust in them scares me. I’m scared...
I feel you. That’s how I branched out and discovered my pansexuality. Diversity is a wonderful thing, and the modern world too. If my body could handle it I would make myself available for all the carnal pleasures of the flesh all the time. Enjoy yourself, your body, and others....
Can’t shake the feeling that I’m either mistaken or being baited into an obvious trap. On guard.
it’s interesting that both pauly and vinny from jersey shore ended up w. black girls.
Si Si im very intrigued in this Jizzlemania
Stop buying instagram followers or at least be more subtle about it.. 5k followers but you cant even break 1k likes on a thirst trap. Its pathetic how hard you try to pass off the illusion of success to try to make me feel like a loser. Ive been using...
MEET & GREET CORVALLUS AHORA
parking lot behind La Carreta I will be hanging with the Borracho Crew im wearing aqua and orange Miami Dolphins coochie cutters
i feel like i might be a transgender woman.
B**** if you don’t wear make up or wear a dress with heels when i’m home why you need to put them on when we go to dinner hit the road b**** don’t want you or need you..
You are not fooling anyone.
Nobody in the world give a crap if you dropped dead right now
Howdy my jizzleheads CORVALLUS here for a surprise in the mail today, a fan sent me a fine PIZZLE CANE 100% Pure Bull Pizzle fashioned into a walking stick, or was a mighty fine gesture by a fan they know my back has been acting up the last month.
