anyone else here a lizard jizzer? Agamas have sweet throats for s****

Man I f***** swear, some of these young a** 13/14 yr old girls I see out in public sometimes, Id be lying if I said I wouldnt f*** the hell out of em if they offered. Some of the girls have the body of a p****** playmate and still in...

He’s such a liar if it was so bad he’d be here another 2hrs

what if one day you woke uo and your n****** were completely gone? like no scars or anything, just flat skin
and then once you leave your room you find out your dad died last night
and then several days later, you find out that for your entire...

it pains me to think about how he will never love me back but the more I think about him the more I realize that it wasn’t love its was lust

I wish everything will be okay.

Whether you like it or not, but I’ll be joining the Navy

I feel tummy sick . cant eat all today . lost weight. Good news !!

Woof woof

Dude…. Did you just use a really f****** bad quote from Star Wars The Last Jedi?

You Lord Of The Rings, Marvel Super Villian retard b******* is always cheesy as f***, you should be taken out back and put down for it

But you used a really f****** bad quote...

you know sometimes i wonder why p*** is so aggressive. i just want to see cute couples giving soft moans and making love to each other. as much as i like rough stuff sometimes it’s nice to see the side of s** that is just two people embracing one another.

Who is this lord of the rings mother fucker on here?

I wanna make that n***** boi c** right in my f***** b**

That’s kind of a stupid response… Not much thought went into that…

You should get a job a s** worker…

That sounds like a stupid name.

She sounds like she works in the s** trade which means she likely is stupid.

Stupid is a big turn off to me. So are made up names that make them sound like they work in the s** industry.

Can’t you just give me the certificate I need? I have a job, I don’t want to be doing all this b******* bureaucracy, filling in forms and reading complicated laws in my free time. Just automatically give it to me because I f****** say so. Why do so many things...

None of the above.

I made myself doing f****** great at life…

You? Doesn’t sound like you are doing all that great? What’s wrong? 🙂

Advice? Don’t invest your time into things that dont contribute to the benefit of your life and throw away anything that works against your desire...

HONESTLY that was crazy. insane. do they ever think back on it?

i feel like she would write something like that.. except less detailed. please oh my gosh. scared outta my mind. i sometimes imagine what it would be like if she and they met. would she be calm or?...

i met a guy online and we became friends 🙂 he makes music, i got his @ when i asked for his work! he says he’s not a good person but im okay with that. I feel like many people aren’t good people. that’s okay with me. i didnt know...

I feel your taking advantage of me. your making me hate myself tonight. And the more i think about you the more im starting to get pissed at you. And I really hate that because I really do like you. I look forward to seeing you. I hope you feel...

i’m in love with my ex boyfriend. and i can’t tell him because our friendship is in a good place. but i love him

Im so confuse rn. I really wanted to cry because I cant explain things. I really don’t know what to do. I honestly dont want him to go (it’s as if there’s something but there’s nothing, too). Wtf is happening to me.it sounded so selfish and sad. I dont want...

Corvallus needs to be put out of his misery. Aids has rotted his brain.

I feel like I’m bothering everyone and I hate myself for thinking that but I can’t stop it. So I would rather pretend to be “normal” and act like how I usually act to prevent anyone from getting involved with the chaos that goes inside my head.

I’m a liberal democrat but I find Ted Cruz really s*** for some reason. He’s a horrible person but I somehow compartmentalize and don’t understand why everyone makes fun of his appearance because I think he’s actually kind of handsome, especially with the beard. I am so, so sorry to...

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really feel annoyed at everyone in my family right now. I hate myself for being lazy and not wanting to work hard and get the grades i need to go to university. i hope things get better.

Heyyloo everyone
So basically i am an indian girl and i am studying abroad so basically i met a senior of mine here who was a pakistani guy and i kinda got attracted to him later on i fell in love with that guy and that thing just happened...

f*** u rude taco bell s***. youll never talk to me that f****** way again. have fun being fired lowlife illegal.

Ooooh! The dreaded restraining order.

Yeah, you know it’s really bad when you get slapped with a restraining order.

That’s basically the polite way of saying you are a disgusting germ. It’s like breaking out the insect repellant for an infestation.

I think you’re lying and powerless, but you better watch yourself. You piss enough of the wrong people off they’ll torture murder your retarded a**.

I’m not even involved and I’d f****** kill you just for the threats and crazy.

Is it even possible to have monogamous relationship?

If you sleep with another woman’s husband you are trash. It doesn’t matter if you do end up with him, it doesn’t make it right. It makes you a dirty home wrecking s***. Karma will get you. No relationship based on cheating is ever going to prosper nor will it...

Behave my love. You know there likely isn’t anyone else suited for either of us. I don’t want a life without you either. Just get your s*** together. I’m going to bed. Just wake me like usual if you need to talk.

May God Bless the Russian Federation for liberating Ukraine

today is the day my latin lover. i want to eat your a** so bad.

Is this a website for retarded people?

I REALLY really really really really NEED to get fucked REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY SOON!

Whose the p**** blowing up the site with his whiny tangents.😂

If that cell number isn’t yours, I guess it won’t matter if I post it here so everyone can call it.