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aight im bored im gonna answer a bunch of your confesions ur welcome dickheads

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Yesterday at the mall while shopping. This teenager looked at my husband and said Hey mister you have a cute daughter. I looked up at hubby and smiled.

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Most of this website lives in Germany gütersloh

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Who the fuckk are you, Mr Smiley?
Mr Smiley?
Yeah.
You’ve had this idiot grin since I walked in.
So, are you happy?
Are you stupid? Or get punched in the face too many times?
Honestly, it’s probably the punching

Dalton from Roadhouse

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I dont understand. I tried so hard not to hurt people at my own expense and what I have gave up. Its soul crushing but it does say a lot about people.

Go and play your games. I know you are.

However, you’re right its inevitable and Im...

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Its not the size that matters, its the throb of the knob that does the job.

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You should known by now

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4 years

Just had fatty pork chops for supper and they were fried to perfection. A real American meal.

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4 years

i’ve been thinking about this for weeks and sometimes i wish i never thought of this. i just genuinely believe that i was born to give more love than i’ll ever receive from anyone else and it’s just as wholesome as it is painful.

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4 years

Keep your eyes ahead

STOP THE PETERGAZING

Penises are made for Slurping not Looking

Make America Greazed Again

“Jizzle” Jim Brush/Clark Hallisey 2024

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4 years

🌈Fagglin & 🌈Swagglin

Does this make me maycho?

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4 years

anyone still wearing a mask should be tortured and thrown in a gulag. f****** retards

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4 years

Out of curiosity, I once fucked my chubby mother-in-law.
Although it was great, for me it was a one time thing but now she threatens to tell my wife/her daughter if I don’t f*** her regularly.

She’s a 64-year-old widow. I’m 31 and I know I’ve got enough...

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4 years

you are so awkward, unsure, adorkable, and so unbelievably cute. I want to f*** you so hard right now. Fate is bringing us together.

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4 years

i feel awful how i treat me my cat. she is old and i don’t want to put her down yet but she gets in the way and everyone falls over her. its unfair how she is treated.

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4 years

saw this cutie pumping gas couldnt be older than 18 or 19. Goddamn. I want a piece of that a**.

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4 years

Beautiful starlet @ tend of tah dayy

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4 years

GET THE HELL OFF MY SITE, YOU PUNK M***********❗❗ 🌈Every Day I’m Swagglin’™❗

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4 years

I bet you are fat….

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4 years

To the pathetic f*** of a man that keeps begging for attention by putting everyone down in here and obviously has all the time in the world to sit in his mothers basement and harass people because your life is so sad you can’t find joy in anything except m***********...

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4 years

Spread them cheeks🍑 that booty on lock🔒

When I make your 🌈Swaggle™ pop🍾

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4 years

Unless you don’t.

Good luck!

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4 years

Really if you want to get down to it, to put it simply, if a man can actually get an erection enough ugh to screw your dirty ugly a**, and we did come to an agreement that you are a vile, ugly s*** stain on humanity, if a man, can...

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4 years

They are gay.

I am just trying to wipe the fallacy out of your head that you are screwing with straight men. You are not. They are gay. Straight men do not get with other men in any way. That’s just some s*** those gay n****** in jail say to...

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4 years

I feel terrified from most of the confessions in this site.

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4 years

I’m here for the slurps GUY GREASE GUZZLER need you salty sauce No Quit No Spit baby might turn my a** out at Club Aqua tonight ITS A CELEBRATION B****** in my holes! C** GIT IT!

– CORVALLUS

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4 years

Any straight or bicurious gentlemen in Florida want to try out my backcooter? Need some fresh seed STAT. My last lover was a 75 year old Cuban hobo on Calle Ocho, when he shot his load it dribbled out like snot.

My name is Corvallus and I’m a jizzle...

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4 years

I call her s** box but her name is sony

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4 years

You probably would think all that p******** s*** pertains to you. When you’re on s*** the whole world revolves around you. Everything is exposed.

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4 years

How you gonna stand over there by yourself in a helmet with cake on your face tryn make fun of someone who already defeated you? Go bath your children chomo

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4 years

Im bored with my life . I need a fresh new beginning.

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4 years

See you at group

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4 years

Tonight is church. Im excited about it. It might be fun .

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4 years

All cows are beef dummy. Just because you imagined a construction worker, a cop, an Indian, an a fire man doesn’t turn utters into c****.

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4 years

Swagglin🌈 with the homies🎶 swagglin🌈 & fagglin💦

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4 years

Ooh lookie ..the root of bitterness is here. The fact is ..yeah Hes a scum bag for leaving his family for a w****.

Its time to get a divorce . and get a pint of ice cream …some huge box of Twinkies . have a good cry.

Then...

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4 years

Wanting to stab anything , is a little bit disturbing . I’d be willing to bet , you simply need a date . but here’s A tip for you …leave the knife at home . it would most likely not float the boat of your date . if anything it...

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4 years

All laughter , even the creepy crawly , that sends chills up the spine or makes the hair on your neck and arms stand on end is ..healing for those that get to hear such cackling.

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4 years

Hey monkey monkey ..spunky monkey

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4 years

You’re gonna watch me spank my monkey. I know you do.

Cuz you’re a monkey lover

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4 years

I a junior on highschool have many emotions to feel. To explain earlier this year I had a crush on one of my guy friends who I will call J, (I was rejected) and we’re just friends. I don’t have many friends and barely have ANY close friends only 4....

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4 years

I a junior on highschool have many emotions to feel. To explain earlier this year I had a crush on one of my guy friends who I will call J, (I was rejected) and we’re just friends. I don’t have many friends and barely have ANY close friends only 4....

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4 years

🐸 + 🐰

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4 years

Stop talking like you are a retarded idiot . The only 2 s*** holes you have is your a** hole. And your pie hole ! . stfu

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