Reminiscing on the days I felt like I was in love, the butterflies when his name popped up, the affection and attention, the feeling that I had found someone worth loving, it all felt surreal like a dream, and that’s because it was a dream. Turns out he was in...

I have been freeballing full time on weekends for the last two months. I’m living in a hot city, so my pajamas are now only pajama bottoms and that’s what I wear mostly when home alone. Plus, when I do not need to see someone in particular, but rather run...

There’s a difference between an o***** from m***********, and an o***** that’s induced by another person. When I can afford it, I pay the woman in the apartment across the hall to give me a h******. I tell her to keep going really fast while I’m c******, and don’t stop...

And if you don’t care about someone, let them know once and then don’t say anything more…

I am sick of being fat and ugly. how do I lose weight, gain wealth and lover I adore and have the life I wanted back years ago I was stopped from.

Good grief. Why you bother this board with your personal nonsense is beyond me. If you are that old lady, get a life and stop posting here where the children are.

Your wife probably thought I was being rude because of a few things. Firstly- I have a professional relationship with YOU and not her. She probably thinks I’m taking YOUR side in this divorce. (I’m not) Secondly- she may have it in her head that we flirt or something because...

I take care of all the pets, all the grocery shopping, most of the food prep, most of the housework & laundry… kids & hubby don’t appreciate any of it, for the most part. I feel worthless. I ask for help & they do it once – I shouldn’t have...

How was i at Savoy and south Florida at the same time??

– CORVALLUS

I have this guy whom I really like since I was little. Until now, he suddenly pops up into my mind and it is kind of surprising since I don’t even think of him every day. I have other crushes too but this guy seemed different.

i think i’m bisexual?

Quit hiding behind words like “pity” as an excuse to cling onto people. You are up worrying about it they are probably asleep.

You don’t pity anyone. You pity yourself for not being in their life. Forget about it and move on with your own life. It’s obviously over....

Hell always be A*** Aioli Alan to me…

for real though NLR Wear is a good name for a brand to be sold at the D***’s Squirting Goods

I received a report from my friend Always Open Alan (formerly A*** Aioli Alan) that Corvallus was at Savoy tonight in his blue popper bandolier getting switchfucked by Summer Sausage Samson and R***** Recker Rodrigo (aka the Cuban Baseball Bat).

It was said he was there promoting his new...

I know you dont feel the same way about me as i do you. But im going to keep trying.

S***** way to treat one of your loyalist customers. I tip well too. So f****** disappointed.

Im thinking about getting a job at your restaurant just so i can be close to you. Near you. See you everyday. Get to know you better.

I really want someone to hold my t***. Badly

Shebeef Succulations

i’m transgender
i don’t know if i’ll willing tell anyone

Why didn’t you just make the post shorter and say “it’s a disgusting freak of nature that should really be exterminated”?

Definitely not “famous”.

Not a day goes by I dont want to f****** kill myself. No matter how good a day it is. I always feel this overwhelming urge to die.

whats with guys driving b******** trucks? small dicks. they wish they were riding b******** c**** the overcompensating fuckbag redneck losers

Previously it was like now or never
Now it’s like never ever…

I talked to the Hallisonian and he says he doesn’t know a Corvallus and that he’s not addicted to shebeef. He says he’s struggled with some addiction but never to shebeef or jizzle. Not sure what to believe anymore…

And so are the divorce neighbour stories.

A good majority of you people need to f****** kill yourselves immediately.

I had a summer lover down in New Orleans
Kept him warm in the winter, left him frozen in the spring
My, my, I’m a big fat f*****’ b****

No one could steal my sunshine. Nobody’s even remotely as good.

They’re all I don’t know this man.

Bahahaha!

No s*** you don’t. This is the internet…

when I was 8 i thought my cousin was proposing to me or pushing me on to a new one cuz he said he was going away and there is more to the story to make me think all the dumb things a little kid of 8 or 10 would...

I like it when ex’s say they are happy way being me from afar.

I just make it as uninteresting and unsatisfying as possible. Sometimes I’m posting videos of some stupid s*** I know they will hate while I’m sitting there with my truly gorgeous girlfriend.

Thank you for coming out so quickly. Reeerrerrreerreeeeerrrrrreerre. IMGE.101201814.00712-IMGE.104202214.00964

i f****** hate trans people with every fiber in my being.

Black devils always out here trying to steal the white man’s jizzle sticks

that’s what Backwoods are made out of, dried white boy pizzle

I love having passionate s** with my boyfriend 🙂
He’s so amazing in bed too, a plus

“white folks” Blackie, why are s*** an American black cliche?

Not in this lifetime, Blackie. The tides are shifting back. Even the acceptance of homosexuality is slipping amongst the younger. You are f****** screwed. You are are a black homo. That’s a double shot of “no thank you, none...

Die in a fire woke f*****.

Prestonian: can you tell us about yourself? Are you Preston Manzy? Do you still sing at church? Do your folks live in Buford, Georgia? Is that why you like Big Bufords?

Why is it so much easier to wax my armpits than my legs? My legs always bruise and the wax never gets all the hairs. But my underarms are completely smooth and waxing is totally painless.

Why they make the new Ohura look NOTHING like the original Ohura? Couldn’t they have found an actress that looked even remotely similar? They did that for all the other characters. Look at Spock FFS!