I received a report from my friend Always Open Alan (formerly A*** Aioli Alan) that Corvallus was at Savoy tonight in his blue popper bandolier getting switchfucked by Summer Sausage Samson and R***** Recker Rodrigo (aka the Cuban Baseball Bat).

It was said he was there promoting his new line of moisture resistant booty shorts and tank tops called NLR Wear (No Loads Refused).

Can anyone confirm?

Craven Moorbuti