I wasn’t trolling. But if I was, it worked on you since you responded, now didn’t it? Sucker.

Abortion is not illegal you idiot. But it should be. Stop your trolling.

My wife didn’t want kids anyway, but she’s having a hysterotomy in case she did get an unwanted pregnancy. And she’s doing this because she knew that if faced with that situation I would flip out and do a gun terrorism at the statehouse that made abortion illegal. So moved...

Honey….. I’m not cheating, I’m simply kucking you…. It’s just a kucking….

Hahaha!

Seriously though, and I didn’t learn this until later in life, the best way to live you life romatically is to be polyamorous. Not in a way that you’re doing threesomes and gay and all that disgusting...

Is it cuckhd when you are a man who f*** other women behind your woman’s back? Because she is actually a terrible person. Like lots of other women? It sounds like normal behaviours.

Michigan City Decriminalizes Public Urination, Defecation, and Littering — For Equity!

The city of Kalamazoo, Michigan has now decriminalized public urination, defecation, and littering to be more “equitable.” On Monday, July 18, the city commission unanimously voted to reduce the offenses from a misdemeanor to just a civil infraction.

Now...

CCCCHHHHRRRRIIIISSSS!! <3

TLDR: I get paid decently to sit in an office and browse social media.

I wouldn’t count on the dynamic of the company not changing for the next 30+ years. But you have an opportunity to use your “Phone scrolling time” to locate info that can advance your security and...

My Nurse said it was a SMACK SAC.

The Nurse told me that my balls where a Smack Sac. HER smack sac. She said the Smack Sac is there to improve the behavior of belligerent patients like me. She said it’s time for behavior modification and training. Then she smacked...

Don’t hesitate to have him circumcised later.

Just because a boy misses out on his ride in the Circumstraint at birth doesn’t mean he’s doomed to a life with a stinky unattractive foreskin. Don’t hesitate to have him circumcised later. He may resist, but once he’s all healed up he’ll...

No I’m not talking to anyone here, I’m talking to myself. I don’t care that you’ve had a beer and reefer and I certainly don’t care who you screw.

Why are people so freakin’ dumb now? I’m just so tired of having to explain s***. I smoke pot too, so I’m sure I’ve killed off a few brain cells and I’m still smarter than almost everyone I come in contact with. I need to move to a nerd colony...

Toot toot ..I just let it rip

Naked Chinese drill. He’d do it. Hes k**** yet fun !

My boyfriend.. Or future husband is a little k**** ..but im not on board with him..not yet. But Hes crazy funny sometimes. He gets naked literally under Christmas trees . almost like Hes a fruit loop. Its hysterical . gotta just say it .

Whips and chains and knives? Lol. You are a psycho kink freak . lololo.

Get the funk up

Yo Chas . ya got a freak after you. Hope you have a knife near. Keep the pets locked up ..fatal attraction is creepy. I think that chick is off her rocker. Poor guy.

Maybe Im a quitter . but I give up. I stopped truly trying to really care or love. I just quit . I only reserve my hope and dreams in books. I let my mind take flight . I get to be the innocent virgin . pretty and thin ....

I feel numb and partially dead . I also can’t get the true hope of ever feeling alive again. Abuse has a way of killing your sense of happiness and true joy .

I have so many ex friends with benefits and they are all bitter even after years of no contact even though they usually broke it off, which I was alright with, except one which I can think of that I vanished on before any of them many many years ago....

People and friends.. Are rarely honest . liars . evil . greed rules them . I just hold on for a miracle. But Im very alone in life .

OH ME OH MI

welcum back A….

Quiero tomar la leche/ i want to drink milk

Looking for masculine hung tops who enjoy great oral service. Love to s*** and swallow every inch until you explode down my throat. Latino, Hairy, hung, uncut, thick, dominant +++++
I can host or travel.
I’m 5’10, blond, blue,...

i NEED to see u more than just once a month. i cant do that. even 4-5 times is not enough. I want u in my life full time.

Oh

How long will this last for real? I cant see the outcome. Just when i think its over…it ends up not being…thats gotta be a sign?

So happy to see u tonight. I really really missed you.

maybe u came back to say goodbye tonight?

Haha! You accepted sperm from a deadbeat loser?

First of all, why would you need the go to a donor company? Are you a lesbian or unable the conceive? Crazy. And funny. You’re lucky you kid didn’t come out retarded. Better raise it properly to be a productive member of...

Hater UP your a**!

– CORVALLUS

Frog legs at the Micc are a must have snack

– CORVALLUS

GREAZED & SLEAZED

S**** TRAINING

TLDR: I get paid decently to sit in an office and browse social media.

I work as an assistant manager at a drug store that you can probably guess the name of. My job is literally nonessential. I come in to watch over the store, make sure other people are...

I just realized of lonely I really am.

I was playing bubble witch.

Think I saw my ex FWB while she was parking lot yesterday. She had what I assume was her Native step son in the passenger seat. I think she gave me the “L” hand signal as she drove by.

I thought to myself “….” Then I went back to my...

Multiple???

STDs???

I now hate your roommate and please help that dude any way possible