Haha! You accepted sperm from a deadbeat loser? First of all, why would you need the go to a donor company? Are you a lesbian or unable the conceive?

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Haha! You accepted sperm from a deadbeat loser?

First of all, why would you need the go to a donor company? Are you a lesbian or unable the conceive? Crazy. And funny. You’re lucky you kid didn’t come out retarded. Better raise it properly to be a productive member of society and not a brain dead leach. Hopefully deadbeat with zero work ethic is not part of the genetics.

New Confession

I haven’t decided whether to record my exit strategy. This helium-based strategy isn’t particularly gory, so I think it’d be suitable for recording. If it can be of benefit to the medical research community then I feel like it’d be a good thing to do. During one of my “test” attempts, I found that I subconsciously ripped the bag off my head. I will need to remedy this by cuffing my hands to a sturdy frame, and then turning on the gas. You did this, Fiserv.

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