I will rip out your optics!
Lord Megatron
Watch, I’ll have them eating out of my hands. Bah weep gragnah weep nini bong
Autobot kup
The streets belong to the homeless and drug addicts! It is theirs!
Vote Diana Chan McNally
My family is f****** trash. My friends f****** s***. To hell with u all.
my friends and family have all left me behind. things are only gonna get worse.
I bet you long for another rock hard erection like you had when the nurse strapped you down, humiliated you and forcibly catheterized your thing! Now you can’t get erect, it tingles and your balls hurt.
A doctor would believe you because they know what really goes on, but they...
the parent of an old best friend of mine ruined my life and doesn’t even know. i have so many different feelings about the situation and i never got the chance to say what needed to be said. I wish her mom knew that the way she psychologically messed with...
Im sleepy tonight . I should get to bed
S***** way I treat your best f****** customer…do better
Man, do I ever love Ray Harryhausen movies. I’m watching 20 Million Miles To Earth right now. I love those cheesy old SciFi movies.
The only RH movie I managed to catch in theaters was his last one Clash Of The Titans (1981) but I loved it. I still love...
Say “Mother May I”
and then spell ‘cup’
cant wait to see you tonight cutie.
Are you kidding me?! I would love you to pull up for some d***! You gorgeous young thing! I want to lick your feet while I relentlessly pound you! I want to get you on the bed kneeling face down on a pillow and f*** the hell out of you....
I am a pathetic worthless f***** who needs a good hard a** ripping by a big strong cop wearing black leather gloves. Beat me and make me your totally submissive f***** slave. Please punish me.
LITERALLY NO ONE GIVES A FUCKKKKKK ABOUT CORVADICK. IT’S PATHETIC TRYING TO BE A BIG GUY ON A CONFIE SITE.
The nurse called in her ‘Team’ and they held me down and put me in restraints. She added a strap around my knees so I couldn’t close my legs. After I was tightly secured the ‘Team’ left.
The nurse grabbed my c*** and pulled it up and toward her....
I’m going back to school. I’m going to put a little zing in it this year. I’m going to see how many days I can walk to school and home again without my p****** on. I’ve got my notebook and I’m marking each day as NP. That means No P******.
CORVALLUS CLASSIC #436:
One time I was getting worn out by some buck n***** at Cleos and who walked in but Florida local OJ motherfucking Simpson. OJ walks up taps the n***** wearing me out on the shoulder (it was Pringles Can Patrice if memory serves) and says “I...
if you were on this site these past 7 days you might recognize me as the girl who was going to meet her dad for the first time in 20 years,, i have an update. i was so unsure we wouldve get along but holy s*** guys. i am so...
You wish to kiss up a feet?
It’s not all that hard. Most women who are into you, even just as friends don’t mind. If they know you, like you, trust you, I have had more of those on many levels, from the most graphic you can think, I’ve...
S A T-U-R D-A-Y NIGHT!
That was my young and firing me up with a set of drumstick laying around my other aunt (my mom’s sisters) got from the drummer she was dating.
I remember having a...
f*** off fauci. rot
WHY do my sh1tty ‘friends’ all have relationships, while I, who always treat others well, never have? 🙁
Beto O’Rourke is a great person and politician but he isn’t s***. Ted Cruz is, though.
I wish a dominant, muscular cyclist guy would put me on the ground and sit on my face wearing his tight, spandex bike shorts.
What do you mean downgrade? How can you possible get any lower than “cesspool bottom feeder”? On top of being a goofy black homosexual?
there is an anxious and exhausting feeling in me. It seems like nothing is ever going to feel good again. I want to call and tell you but you never cared. I was just a garbage bin. it is difficult for me, knowing I dont even have a friend to...
I want to watch Latina girl eat pudding and hamburger, can I pay to watch Latina girl to eat pudding and hamburger?
Naked? pleaeseae?
Surprised I wasn’t already sacrifice and dead from being this close to you satanist but want to put me on a stupid watchlist
I wish I knew if me stupidly passing you by all those years ago hurt you or if it didn’t make any difference to you. Were you disappointed? Did you yawn and go have fun that night with friends you made?
At this point in time, I wish we had...
I miss Egghead Software.
– CORVALLUS
Im really tired today I hope that ill feel better
tomorrow is our day cutie.
I hate how men say that trans women are all broken and stupid troons, just look @SputzeeD for role model Twitter example, she is a trans woman and is married HAS A WIFE, has a good job and is in great shape! Also she looks beautiful and very femme though...
I hate how feminists nowadays are changing for worse, feminism nowadays just gave toxic and narcissistic woman a card for them to play victim and manipulate other people. P.s: I am a woman and was a victim of female manipulators
no one cares about jessy messy pants and her fire hole show. done and dusted. completely.
Does anyone else like women to s*** in their mouth?
They are ILLEGALS! They broke the law. They are here ILLEGALLY! They have no respect for the law! ILLEGALS. ILLEGALS.
That’s right! ILLEGALS!
CAN THIS M*********** CALLING PEOPLE ILLEGALS JUST SHUT UP AND DIE? YOU CAN’T EVEN TYPE LEGIBLY OR COHERENTLY
I once had a dream of a man back in 2012, he appeared to me thru a sliding glass door. He sat there on the patio , quietly, just staring at me thru the door. Even though the door was closed , I heard him say .”I waited for you”....
I love u my spicboi
Being like that can lead to problems too though. One that comes to mind is a girl at the time I think she was 27, I was 37/38, just started this jobs it was technical sporadic and with all kinds of s*** flying at you which is not bad, it...
Am I a f*** boy? I love women. There’s a few bad apples, no doubt but I love women. They love me once they get to know me to. I like it like that too. I like the flirtations and coming to me for a boost and the caring, women...
I feel like my boyfriend is talking to others girls