I wish a dominant, muscular cyclist guy would put me on the ground and sit on my face wearing his tight, spandex bike shorts.

4 years

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Who the f*** are you, Mr Smiley?
Mr Smiley?
Yeah. You’ve had this idiot grin since I walked in.
So, are you happy?
Are you stupid?
Or get punched in the face too many times?
Honestly, it’s probably the punching

Knox from roadhouse

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My family is f****** trash. My friends f****** s***. To hell with u all.