It’s soo f’ing cold, we rarely have winter in S. Florida. My nads are uptight, excellent for shaving. But still.

Hai ri! Just want to say that I am really grateful to have u in my life. Thank you for always making me happy, love, joy, hope, KIDDING. But yeah, every time you chat me gaka excite ko hahaha. I hope u know how much I really like u. Ik...

Too bad the comments section was turned off on this site. It was livelier when people made comments back and forth, and expressed their interests.

What is the best type of circumcision? It is the type that Mother wants. It got cut and trimmed nice and tight because that is what Mother told the doctor. Mother said to “prune it really good and thoroughly. It needs a good clipping.”

After the doctor was done she...

Sometimes I feel so lonely that I talk with ChatGPT to hear good words from it, making me feel like I’m talking to someone

I might be a lot of things… Quick to cut people off. Judgemental. At times unhinged.

But at least I never groomed broke younger directionless loser men into giving me children, because of some pathetic daddy-didn’t-love-me unhealed bs wound.

I suspect my boyfriend is a closeted something. When he visits, an article of my clothes goes missing. Shorts, undies, top, gone.
Is he using them, wearing, selling, perving?

Truth is a very dangerous thing, some people don’t deserve it, sometimes telling it is giving away the rope to hang you with, for others telling them the truth would be cruel.

I really wish I had a brother, or a first cousin so I could have s e x with him. However, I’ve researched my family tree and it turns out I do have second cousins (some of whom are male). However, they live in Canada and I’ve never had an...

I was 12 when I got a v******* and my org asms became fantastic. One evening Daddy heard the vibration noise and abruptly opened my bedroom door to find me nak ed on my bed, legs spread wide open with the vibr ator up my pus sy. I was shocked...

CORVALLUS used to go by the nickname SPERMY. If you Google SPERMY HOMELESS you’ll see the raunchy and nasty videos involving him and the unhoused.

It’s alleged that he paid these men money or booze to perform these depraved and disgusting acts of self abasement.

I’ve watched hours...

Wanna hear from world famous CORVALLUS. He must be doing some nawtee rear end penetration activity. Be well and safe, use extra lube to avoid friction burns.

Simply I’m sitting here watching the TV with my Mommy in Law and I am wondering if she would want me to go in bathroom take my clothes off and let her see me Naked and then let her Touch my Peenis. I already masterbated this morning after the wife...

Im craving s** more than ever this year. I need to f*** now.

I sell and buy off FB Marketplace and I found a way to get the stuff super cheap, I’ll offer a low price and a B*******, So many Fellas from early 20s to mid 40s are so open to the deal it’s ridiculous, I’ll be showered and ready in my...

Has anyone seen or heard from CORVALLUS? We miss him. Wondering, is he having his buttock hole replaced? Does he have the gleep, some nasty std?

ok so once the riots happened and terrorist attacks at bondi this year etc over seas , I turned off all the xmas lights and canceled xmas . ok. so no more of that now either, they took my xmas joy away from me, and I won’t watch the news...

Re: I wish my wife didn’t see so many co cks at the hospital.

Yes I want to hear from the poster about what he didn’t say. I’d like to hear the WHOLE story instead of his whining about her seeing too many c.o.ck.s.

How big is his c.o.c.k?...

Response to the RE: “I wish my wife didn’t see so many co cks…”.

She is just training her co ck. (Her husband’s co ck.)

Lots of smart women do this to a co ck. She is teaching it to be attentive and stand erect on her command. If...

good riddance to a lonely frustrating year of no progress. going through the motion. no love. same old s*** and lame routines. Done with it all.

they flucks so hard they fall over from fluckache, old fat hungry cunny flucks of the 1970s and 1980s old mould fanny worn out flucking still. give the man a cigar to shove up her! would someone just plug it up completely and the other mouth end too. hand the...

Response to the RE: “I wish my wife didn’t see so many co cks…”.

I thought about that guy’s post too and I think you are right. His wife must rub them during the examination to get them hard. Or she deliberately extends her examination of them to get them...

Feeling so girly, woke up with a firm erection in a beautiful, expensive teddy. Having coffee now, wearing a silky Victoria’s Secret robe.
Guaranteed human.

RE: I wish my wife didn’t see so many co cks… Your wife clearly gives them ha.nd.jobs to make them hard. She probably lets them c.um. Do any of them look like they might have saliva in their co.c.ks? I wonder if she has f.u.cked any of them.

Perhaps your Mother should have castrated you when she had you circumcised. You should realize that it’s her right to do with your co ck and balls whatever she wants.

She can have it cut and trimmed, or not. She can have you de-balled or not. She’s in charge...

I feel for the longest time that I’ve been hypersexual, and I just had to tell someone about it. It’s especially prevalent in the nights where I can’t sleep, and my hips just won’t stay still against my ikea shark.

Reply to ‘My Mother should of had me castrated when she had me circumcised.’

My daughter recently graduated medical school. I showed her your post and she smiled. She said she’d be happy to emasculate you.

She grew up on a farm where she loved to castrate goats. Goats...

My Mother should of had me castrated when she had me circumcised. Snipping, clipping and pruning my co ck to her preferred style was a good start, but it didn’t go far enough. Getting clipped and trimmed solved some of my problems but not all of them.

The root...

I wish my wife didn’t see so many co cks at the hospital. She handles them and does examinations on them. I’m always hearing about how they compare to each other. Then too she tells me how they compare to my co ck.

She has pics of her favorite co...

We were at a five star resort with several pools, all connected. I was out on the second floor balcony looking over the pools and this guy takes off his swim trunks and showers n*** under one of the outdoor showers. His c o c k was hanging out, flopping...

F*** you Joan. Damn you to HELL!

HAPPY OPPOSITE DAY, SQUIDWARD! 🥳 WE HATE YOU! Lmaoooo

My girlfriend was invited to visit her friend in Chicago. Her friend is a lesbian who was contacted by the lesbian community because she is also a veterinarian. My girlfriend called and they chatted. There were violent attacks on the lesbian community by two young gang ban ger thugs. The...

My girlfriend works in the hospital. She is what they call a ‘scribe’. She follows the doctor and records what is said. Since she is by the doctor’s side she gets to see everything and that includes a lot of co cks. I guess I’m jealous but it annoys me...

CORVALLUS he need to go to interstate truck stops. BIg beefy b*** stinking across state lines ready for back door in and out. Git a load leave a load.

She drives by about the same time everyday. I waited and had my pants loose and ready to drop. My co ck was erect. I saw her car coming so I dropped my pants and let my stiff co ck stick up in the air.

She slowed down, stopped...

Indian female doctors are very rude and demanding. I was in the hospital when I was 14 and an Indian woman doctor was assigned to me. She was young, bossy and rude. She insisted I take off my underwear and I told her I was fine. She snapped her fingers...

I typed “public s** legality” in Google, and this is what the AI has to say on that matter:

“No, s** in public is generally not legal; it’s a crime in most places, often falling under indecent exposure, public lewdness, or disorderly conduct, especially if others are present or likely...

Where dat Corvallus? He up some hairy hieny stink hole all greased and sleazed, poppered and ready.

We didn’t get my son circumcised after he was born. Now I’d like to have him cut and trimmed. His foreskin is a problem because it has become larger than expected. That’s because he pulls on it all the time.

He twists and pulls on his foreskin. He is...