Chainsaws, knives, axes and witchcraft, these are a few of my favorite things
-demon kane.

Santa raped me

Elephant snack

So what? You’ve got a n****…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

So what? You’ve got a crypto account …. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

So what? You’ve got a prepaid visa card…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

A n**** so black he urinated oil

I had a heart attack and went to the cheapest hospital possible, surprisingly they saved my life.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

It hurts when I ejaculate, I’ve let too many dogs s*** my d***.

I know n***** that are the sum of your n*****

Guten tag ni gga

F*** S*** IVE GOT TORRETS

WATCH ME TWITCH IN THE FLOOR IVE GOT FUCKEN TORRETES

IVE GOT FUCKEN TORRETES

F*** S*** I SWEAR LIKE I GOT TORRETTAS

These voices in my head are getting louder every time I put headphones in

These voices in my head are getting louder every time I s***

These voices in my head are getting louder every minute

These voices in my head are getting louder every day

These voices in my head are getting louder

Im gonna s*** down yourchinney -Santa Claus.

I’m gonna f*** your daughter.
-Santa Claus.

My p**** hurts when I beat it like a boxer

So what? You’ve got a lawnmover…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

So what? You’ve got a d***…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

I used a weed Wacker to f*** up your sister, now she looks like a train wreck

Use promo code “masterbate” for a free d*** sucking with your next Amazon order.

My urine infection kept getting worse, but my doctor was able to cure it.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

I love to f*** the male dogs up the a** when they come into the store, the bigger ones howl and get hard and shoot piss all over the fucken floor,
-Steve from pet smart.

crying for what was, and mourning what will never be again. A heartbreaking few years.

the loneliness got worse this year especially without you in it.

Who will save me in the end? I believe God will, but if I’m honest I am a failure as a human being. I have a job, sure but I gotta weaker and losing my mind. I never been with anyone, yes I’m a virgin. And if even if I’m...

I got my d*** sucked in a burger king men’s washroom by a fucken transvestite

Dan needs to be fired from Ontario works. A******.

Eazyano was a fucken cop man

Kylie of Scotland blocked me because I was gonna shave her, put a diaper on her ans tattoo the word s*** all over her

Y’all, my idiot older sister just admitted that she doesn’t care what her young kids watch, and what I mean by that is that she gives them unfettered access to the internet and all streaming services but has taught them 0 internet safety or stranger danger.

Y’all, pray for my...

Every time I j******* blood comes out

I had s** in the outback steakhouse washroom when I was full of chicken

Haiku kaiku I’m going to f*** you, father r