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Brother sister

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I’m a day late getting back to college. B u t least it’s a Sunday. Yesterday I went collecting on past lawn mowing. I stopped at Roberts and Jill’s house. Jill said Robert was at work. And replied she wasn’t aware that Robert was behind on payments. Then she said she didn’t have that Almont of cash. Then she smiled and asked if I wanted to take it out in trade. Sure, wasn’t my first time I’ll take another married mom any day.

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Please pray to God through Jesus Christ, read the bible and go to church or watch it online for better health, wealth, happiness, peace and love. Thank you

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I did not Have seggs with 31 guys

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I know n***** that are the sum of your n*****

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Guten tag ni gga

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F*** S*** IVE GOT TORRETS

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WATCH ME TWITCH IN THE FLOOR IVE GOT FUCKEN TORRETES

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IVE GOT FUCKEN TORRETES

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F*** S*** I SWEAR LIKE I GOT TORRETTAS

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These voices in my head are getting louder every time I put headphones in

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These voices in my head are getting louder every time I s***

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These voices in my head are getting louder every minute

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These voices in my head are getting louder every day

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These voices in my head are getting louder

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Im gonna s*** down yourchinney -Santa Claus.

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I’m gonna f*** your daughter.
-Santa Claus.

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My p**** hurts when I beat it like a boxer

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So what? You’ve got a lawnmover…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

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So what? You’ve got a d***…. that don’t Impress me much.
-Shania twain.

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I used a weed Wacker to f*** up your sister, now she looks like a train wreck

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Use promo code “masterbate” for a free d*** sucking with your next Amazon order.

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My urine infection kept getting worse, but my doctor was able to cure it.
-David, 75, currently deceased.

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I love to f*** the male dogs up the a** when they come into the store, the bigger ones howl and get hard and shoot piss all over the fucken floor,
-Steve from pet smart.

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crying for what was, and mourning what will never be again. A heartbreaking few years.

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the loneliness got worse this year especially without you in it.

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Who will save me in the end? I believe God will, but if I’m honest I am a failure as a human being. I have a job, sure but I gotta weaker and losing my mind. I never been with anyone, yes I’m a virgin. And if even if I’m...

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I got my d*** sucked in a burger king men’s washroom by a fucken transvestite

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Dan needs to be fired from Ontario works. A******.

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Eazyano was a fucken cop man

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Kylie of Scotland blocked me because I was gonna shave her, put a diaper on her ans tattoo the word s*** all over her

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Y’all, my idiot older sister just admitted that she doesn’t care what her young kids watch, and what I mean by that is that she gives them unfettered access to the internet and all streaming services but has taught them 0 internet safety or stranger danger.

Y’all, pray for my...

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Every time I j******* blood comes out

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I had s** in the outback steakhouse washroom when I was full of chicken

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Haiku kaiku I’m going to f*** you, father r

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What’s the difference between the KKK and the salvation army? One wears pillow cases

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I fucked my little elf till his b** was red and bleeding. After I tossed the little midget in the trash and fucked his wife
-Evil Santa

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When will shithole Canada deport all Indians

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Toronto, home of all Chinese and Indians. F*** me

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I fucken HATE toronto with a passion

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Regina Saskatchewan has more teen pregnancy than job openings

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Places I wouldn’t travel, shithole mexico

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I almost got clapped by a n****

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I’ve surrounded myself with such scum my entire life. I’m so lonely now. I have no one that gets me or truly likes me.

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