I cut throats of all those wack fake urban Santa’s , slicing St nick beards off with Persian daggers.
The Santa Claus Slayer
My father asked me why I wasn’t smiling anymore? So he took the knife And stuck it in my mouth And asked me, WHY SO SERIOIS
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THE J0KER
When I was 14, I had a big crush on my 2nd cousin, me and her were always close and we always spent a lot of alone time together. One day I was sitting all alone in my auntie sons bedroom, reading, all of the sudden she comes up to me, and I decided to break the ice and I kissed her right on the mouth as our noses squashed together for 3 seconds, then she pooped herself. The smell went up both our noses. Then she fell in love with me and she broke the ice by getting naked in front of me and I saw her get naked in front of me. I looked down at her v***** and said, what’s that, she said, I don’t know, you wanna touch it. Then she got cold, she wanted to know if I had wanted to if I wanted to keep her warm. By me getting naked too and us rubbing our naked bodies together, I said no and I fled from her. I regretted not getting naked too, but I couldn’t do it with her. I was afraid and ran away from her.
I live on a farm in GA and have an old iron bath tub behind my house. I love using it in summer and getting caught by visitors. My hoo haa gets tingly and I gush actually cu mm ing.
Not really talking to you hurts. I’m struggling so much right now, wish you cared enough to talk me through it. Sorry I’m so stressful to you.
I’ll love you forever.
Even a little too much coffee will give me bad anxiety (worse than usual) for the rest of the day ugh, a shame because coffee is delicious. I like green tea and black tea too though, OH and don’t forget about herbal!!! Delicious. S**** having a predisposed anxiety disorder though,...
I go to bed every night thinking im going to die in my sleep (if i fall asleep to begin with) And the days where i do sleep, i wake up panicking after few hours. Doctors are making me feel like im crazy.
I don’t think a simple man like me could ever live up to your ambitions and expectations. You are pretty high maintenance, no offense intended, nothing wrong with it, just how it is. You seem to care more about social status and internet fame than meaningful connections, forgive me if...
I wish they knew how I cried at night. I wish someone would walk in on me. Worry for me. Ask me, “are you all right?” and really mean it.
Our Sons former classmate used to be a happy, healthy beautiful boy and now he is 30 years old and he has turned into an overweight gay queen. Is hard to believe what happened to him. Those who decide to go down that path need to hear things like this....
I’m so yeasty it’s upsetting.
Day 2 of detoxing my body .. I’m sleepy
No sugars .. no fried foods .. I m struggling to keep my eyes open.
Tempted to make coffee , but I do not want to become addicted to stimulants … to keep me going .
I’ll ride...
“I thought I saw a man brought to life He was warm, he came around like he was dignified He showed me what it was to cry Well you couldn’t be that man that I adored You don’t seem to know, or seem to care what...
Just go away all of you psychopaths.
come back….
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funcle jonny s*** can!
I’m thinking about taking my own life tonight. I see no other way out.
I think I am starting to like him fml
I am a childhood s@ survivor. My mom often watched in enjoyment. I was raped and beaten by my ex multiple times. He tried to intentionally get me pregnant so I’d be his forever. He told me daily he’d kill me. My mom’s whole family turned their back...
Anyone else? I just frantic wrote President on White House contact page. I was stolen I didn’t make the name I keep using I do not om.
I mtf have had a friend female for 10 years we are both 16 now but a few months ago I had to cut her of because for the past year she has been trying to guilt me into having s** with her. I feel bad for cutting her off...
Is it really that hard to just hold your nut? Like, WHY can he only go so long? He says he can’t help but just nut, he insists that the condom also help because without one it’d be even worse/quicker. I just want to ride for like 5 maybe 10...
I want to sleep but it is 2pm
she’ll never love me, she loves toji lmao
TO” “Where I am from people are SUPER intolerant. They will KILL you”……so you are from planet Earth. Like that all over the planet.
Where I am from people are SUPER intolerant. They will KILL you if you are different, based on religion, if you look gay or lesb or trans even if you are not, if you do not believe in their own religion, if you do not enjoy their music, if you...
i need u pls come back
I really wanted someone loyal and loving in my life. I never found that. I feel sad but it’s just so rare. I will die loveless and that…hurts.
My health is really bad and I am not going to lie… I have a bad feeling I am dying. I am a scared.
My dad is abusive verbally and physically, he makes me cry a lot and sometimes leaves me with bruises.. Yet i cant bring myself to hate him and i dont know why.
Half my life ago, a man who is now deceased kissed me. He held me in place while I struggled to get out of his embrace, while all the adults in the room laughed. Four years later he, my grandfather, was arrested on pedophilia charges. But I never told...
I suppose I deserved to end up like this.
I miss my sister so much that I feel so much pain. I cant even confess to her that she doesn’t feel like my sister anymore. She feels so far away since she had a kid and moved out and I miss her so damn much.
People wish me dead so much it literally has no effect on me anymore. Not a day goes by someone doesnt tell me to my face that they wish I would die.
Last week my son-in-law was found dead and It turned out that it was a suicide. I knew the problem he was living, He was detected some sickness and the doctors gave him short period of life. But I really feel sorry for my daughter. She feels very depressed and...
I have embarrassed myself so much and thinking about it makes me want to puncture both of my lungs so that i slowly suffocate and wheeze and them pass out. AHFHEHGHAIO So what happened was like, last night, i stayed up finishing an assignment and watching the most recent...
I’m pretty sure he’s losing interest/cheating on me/relapsed and I don’t know how to make it better….
I’ve fallen in love with someone who plays for the other team. I just got done helping them through a rough patch in their relationship with there significant other. They’re doing better now because of me. But even if they weren’t I would still never have a chance with them....
My father raped my step daughter, my mother invited back to the house so she could get drugs and cigarettes…now I want to throw her out too, but the courts won’t let me…
im basically in love/really like a guy who uses me for s**.
I’ve been divorced for a year and Human Resources at work is bugging me to update my emergency contact information. But I can’t update it, because it doesn’t allow zero emergency contacts and I have no one I could list.
I went several time to a psychiatrist hospital since I’m dealing with anorexia and ptsd that led me into suicidal behavior The stuff in there always told me I should do everyone a favor and actually die They also laughed at me a lot since “I can’t even...
i want u back pls come back i need u