Don’t ask why my suit smells like piss n liquor and has cigarette burn marks
-Mall Santa fml.

Now I know why fat people wear jackets or jumpers even though the weather is hot and they look unbearably warm yet refuse to take it off. I’m fat now and I hate it. Food just tastes so good, I don’t want to wait until I feel hungry to eat,...

wasted days and sleepless nights….I cant wait to see u again. ?…..

You are garbage, you are merely a disposable meat sack in my program. You are subject to deresolution
-the Master Control Program👺

Looking to solve trust issues?.Do you trust your girlfriend? buy her a knife set as a gift, find out if she cuts your heart out or cooks you a meal. there are 2 kinds of b itches. which one do you own? – The Jared algorithm 25.4

Looking to solve trust issues?.Do you trust your girlfriend? buy her a knife set as a gift, find out if she cuts your heart out or cooks you a meal. there are 2 kinds of b itches. which one do you own? – The Jared algorithm 25.4

Woahhh, evacuate the dancefloor, heres the skitso, this music is playing in his head, hes dancing to music nobody heres except the DJ in his head, everybodyin the club pull down your pants and let DJ see your d ick-The Skitso at the frenic.

Why are you laughing? Its all over, too many chocolate eggs, now you fall over your are in a coma, they gotta do surgery and remove those obese chocolate eggs from your intestines, while your healing your Egg overdose ill handle your wife. Finish my egg salad, open my zipper...

Last night when you were sleeping I swiped your credit credit card after Masterbation to you sleeping, is your hair sticky? after that i used your credit card to buy a pornhub premium account and a full star trek dvd set labeled on ebay as “cheap sciencefictiona” .Vlady P, owner...

With the prices of eggs in Emerika’ it’d be easier to get rich selling eggs instead of meth and cocaine these days! The new trend is kush eggs
-Evil Easter Bunny.

Toronto, a city more filthy than any in North America.
Come experience over 100,000 of Canadas craziest crackhead, in just one street!
After that walk down yonge street and see millions of Chinese fobs, want to go shopping? Oh f*** all the stores are now Chinese bubble tea...

Ive got a surprise for you! when you get home look at your family easter photos. Ive got a massive b0ner in the photo, ha ha! Ive had that b0ner for 12 hours, and 72 families now have it forever in their mind, memory and photo -Mall Easter Bunny FML....

uhh uhh uhh hump hump hump fuc fuc fuc thats the sound of me humpin your fucken couch. and b*tch i left a j*izz stain on your couch. -Real life skitso.

My niqqas get em up close call it a poke n go
-Santasquad100

I miss you so much. Its been 14 months since I’ve last seen you. I wish I could get over you. But in reality I know that’s not true. I keep holding out hope that Ill see you again. It feels so surreal that you’re not here anymore. I fantasize...

Something.I’ll never understand how you went from being afraid of men to talking to guys left to right and hanging out with them and I went from being confident too and to being afraid of them to pretty much terrified. How’s did roles reverse Ramirez.alondra1?

Donna’s meltdown log.
She went to shoppers drug mart to use point to get $4 Coca Cola because she is too poor to buy any.
System was down and she had a flip out. Late 50s has no job, no bank account, no money. It’s now 1:29am and...

The epic battle between Iron Man and Doctor Doom is a closely contested one. Both characters have impressive abilities and tech at their disposal. Here’s a breakdown of their strengths and weaknesses:
Iron Man’s Advantages:
Technological Superiority: Iron Man’s suit is one of the most advanced pieces of...

I bet you wonder what those easter eggs are painted with? Look down, do you see the blood gushing out of your stomach. thats what we use for paint. organic human based paint. -Evil Easter Bunny.

uhh uhh uhh hump hump hump fuc fuc fuc thats the sound of me humpin your fucken couch. and b*tch i left a j*izz stain on your couch. -Real life skitso.

The hunter in the woods became the hunter when the bunny snuck up behind him and got him in the neck with a rabbits tooth dipped in acid.
You stoopid fucken human, don’t you realize, bunnies run the world.
🔪Creeper bunny🔪

You wouldn’t be laughing if you were cracked open like an egg, as a matter of fact your brain would be leaking outta that thick skull.
Eggs are worth more than you, cracked or not.
🥚🪺a cracked egg🪺🥚

I wasted my youth being fat. I was so insecure and i made myself miss out on so much. I cry thinking about the things i missed out on due to my insecurities.

I’ve always dreamed of a story where Harry and Snape get into it. I’ve always pictured Harry Potter sticking his wand up Snapes a** while Snape burps up spells while speaking snake parsel tongue. While the action is getting really hard Ron walks in the room and says “Bloody hell”.

Sometimes i wonder if she hates me or thinks about me. I still remember her birthday. I wonder if she still remembers mine Ramirez.alondra1

There’s nothing good about Toronto.
However there is millions of reasons Toronto is a S H I T H O L E.
such as ..
-millions of Indians.
-millions of Chinese FOBS.
-drunk blue jays fans.
-thousands of Palestinian scum.
-leads the world...

These days are harder than the rest. I guess it’s because these days are harder too lie. You see all my life I’ve lied and kept secrets to survive and became a part of me, but it also started eating me up to the point I couldn’t move forward. Now...

1997 Porsche 911 at Home Depot《CARSPOTTER》

2021 Porsche 911 at Holt Renfrew.
《CARSPOTTER》

Mercedes Maybach at Yorkdale Mall.
《CARSPOTTER》

Audi Sq5 at Costco.
《CARSPOTTER》

Fiat 500 at Wilson Station.
《CARSPOTTER》

Audi a4 at Yorkdale Station.
《CARSPOTTER》

BMW XM at Pickle Barrel.
《CARSPOTTER》

As I dug my claws into your back you tried to scream, but you couldn’t scream anymore once I pulled out your spine!
And claimed it for mine…
-Demon Kane.

As I dug my claws into your back you tried to scream, but you couldn’t scream anymore once I pulled out your spine!
And claimed it for mine…
-Demon Kane.

As I dug my claws into your back you tried to scream, but you couldn’t scream anymore once I pulled out your spine!
And claimed it for mine…
-Demon Kane.

Something to do with a red light 🚨🚨🚨🚨 neon light 🔵 and 🟣 anyone know ?

Police officers in northern New Jersey have accused their chief of engaging in a campaign of strange and violent harassment, including stabbing his assistant with a hypodermic needle, shaving his body hair onto workers’ desks, pouring prescription drugs into the office coffee pot and defecating repeatedly on the floor of...

hagred has touched us in more ways than one touched more than our hearts, when hagreds big warm hand touched my p*enis i knew i was next, afterall hagred is the diddy of hogwarts.
-Harry Potter and the secrets of hagreds pe*nis

I know you are hearing voices in your head and are scared to tell anyone. its okay because the voices speaking in your head belong to me. I am the voices in your head and we talk to you, we understand you, we control you. -Randy “RKO” Orton.

I hate Toronto and Canada more than anything

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...

I ship brawl stars characters where the first one is 8 years old and the second is around 30, and I argue with kids on tik tok who tell me to kill myself because of it

The Minecraft Movie defies expectations in a way that only the world of pixelated blocks could. From its stunning visuals to its surprisingly engaging narrative, this film doesn’t just adapt the beloved video game—it reimagines it. It is a shining example of how video game adaptations can move beyond fan...