Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique!

** then proceeds to blow a hole through the wall and your head**

-Optimus Primer.

Size 17 my heels b*itch, and don’t look up my skirt you hoe.

-A 7 foot tall cross dressing Cambodian

Get this fucken baby outta me 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

-A pregnant susan.

Work a white man’s office job 9-5.👴

Pillage and loot all night 🗣

-Alter Ego of a black man.

IG-88 has been a small obsession of mine, and probably due to the terrifying dream I had as a child that he was chasing and attempting to kill me (of course after seeing ESB about 10 times back then).
He cut off my fucken legs and dragged me through...

You can’t run without your legs!

-Terry Fox.

B*itch I’m gonna kick your azz.
But first, let me take my Tiffany earrings out.

-Earring Magic Ken.

School em like MJ. Daddy left and never came back

-Eazyano.

my co workers described me psychotic, satanic, fucked in the head, and said i talk about satan all the time, you can find me anywhere there is s** drugs and rock and roll

-Mike Zazzo.

Oh look at that. There seems to be a red stain on your shirt like ketchup but you didn’t eat anything😂🔪🤷‍♂️

-Mr Knife.🔪🔪🔪😂😂😂

Stop whining and be a man or ill cut that fucken ponytail off
-The adventures of man bun milos.

Guys, yo guys!
Will someone please remove that h***** that’s been floating face down in the pool for hours before my dad gets home! He’s gonna freak out!

-About that party from last night.

It’s funny.
When I was a little boy and told people I was going to be a comedian, everyone laughed at me. Well, no one’s laughing now!

But for me.
It started off with a simple.
HA
HA
HA
HA

And it ended with...

I swear to you on my 20 years of selling propane and propane accessories that my dog and I are not racist!
We can’t have that dog running amok biting every Black person she sees.
It makes us look like ignorant rednecks. Oh, and it’s bad for Black...

Look at your little birdy arms. They’re no thicker than a cigarette.
I could smoke them little arms you f*****!

-Hank Hill aka King of the hill

I swear to you!
On my 20 years of selling propane and propane accessories, that my dog and I are not racist!

-Hank Hill aka King of the hill.

I swear to you on my 20 years of selling propane and propane accessories that my dog and I are not racist!!!

-Hank Hill aka King of the hill

This isn’t our jensen.
In our universe timeliness an alternative jensen is a rock band.
In this new world it is a person that we don’t know, hence the name.

-an alternative jensen

Hitler was wrong.

I’m doing okay.

My sensors indicate you are gay.
My programming is absolute.
Verdict.
You are into D I C K S

-Super Gay Giant Robot.

I just made a massive caca in my pants haha.
-Poop Boy 416.

I was this close🤏 this fuckn close🤏
To cutting all your hair off💇‍♀️bald
While you slept🤷‍♂️like a hoe
Kylie from Scotland you bald b****☺️
-Electronic Shaver.

Motherfuckar I’m iLL.
-Lil Wayne.

Teach a nigguh the alphabets starting with B.
Bap Bap Bap.
-Santasquad100.

Oh, so youre the new night shift guard? I saw they were hiring again, you see, we just hired another guard and he just got knifed in the neck on night 3, we checked the cameras and it appeared as a Roman General made out of wax impaled him. You...

this mortal form has grown weak i need sustenance, I crave human meat
-Thor God of Thunder.

Fitted cap with my shades on, Macho man randy savage.

-Harvey Stripes.

In the vast expanse of the multiverse, a legendary entity roamed, known as Devorath, the Devourer of Worlds. This behemoth traversed the cosmos, driven by an insatiable hunger for the very fabric of reality. Cities, planets, and entire galaxies trembled at the mere mention of its name.
Devorath’s origin...

Harry Potter, all you have to do if you want to know, is show me your P*enis , I meant scar!

-Voldemort.

this mortal form has grown weak
i need sustenance
-Thor God of Thunder. ✨️

Sing it with Mr F■CK CANADA!
Say it loud now, F■CK CANADA!
again! F■CK CANADA!

This is now the F*** CANADA forum!
Canada s****!
Prices so high you’d sh*t yourself.
$200k for a parking spot in a condo.
No houses below $2 million.
No condos below $1.3 million.
No jobs.
The fucken Indians invaded by the millions.
...

In eastern european tis’ not gay to play with another mans man bun. your daughter fondles my meat stick while I tickle Tonys man bun. Tis’ male bonding experience you american garbage. -The adventures of man bun milos.

READ THE TRUTH BEFORE UNIVERSAL STUDIOS DELETES IT!
What if Jurassic park actually happened in real life?
What If Isla Nublar was a real place on earth.
The Truth may shock you.
What if Jurassic park was actually a documentary .
It turns out the...

I hired Bob The Builder for a job, his prices were higher than I expected. I couldn’t pay the full price for his services so he pulled out his box cutter and hacked off both of my ears and fed them to Lofty. He said if I didn’t pay before...

you do not exist without me letting you. in this and all universes I could snap my fingers and you wouldnt exist. -Thanos the mad titan .

Let’s make this easy for you my n*gga. Good labor is cheap, i could pull your splene out and sell it for more than you are worth-Bitchlifeaintabeach

Meet us at “the location” at O 900 Zulu, and bring “the b****”.
Make sure you aren’t followed

Hub