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Yes friends,
act now,
destroy Unicron!
Kill the Grand Poobah!
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Wreck Gar

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I was getting ready to have se* with this girl. She was like a butterfly, I slipped a condom on and headed for her good spot. She looked down and ripped the condom off. I put my bare Co* in her puss. Knowing that I cum8 allot I put a towel beneath her. It was tight deep so I took my time and finally opened her up all the way. After a long time she wanted my full load deep. I started coming and could not stop. Her body was milking me and we loved it. When we got finished she told me not to pull it out, which I did. I left it in her for several hours while we slept. I could feel myself dripping liquid in her. In walked my aunt, and she excused my girl friend and demanded the same treatment, I started having s** with my safe aunt. She did demand that I have NO cream pie with her. I had her put her legs up on the wall and keep her legs tightly closed. Almost all of me stayed deep in her and she loved it. I wish they had a Pu**y plug to make her real happy. I stayed and serviced the other girl the same way.

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Beautiful backsnatch at the end of the day

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Grey 1997 Honda Civic EK Coupe on the Don valley parkway going towards Richmond Hill.

Carspotter416

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🎃 Think about it, pumpkin carving kits are like selling Murder kits to children…. 🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

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🎃🎃Pumpkins will not tolerate any weakness… if you can’t carve the Pumpkin it may well… get up and carve you this Halloween 🎃 🎃

🎃JACK-O-LANTERN🎃

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Fries 🍟 — all dressed up,
Pies 🥧 — all dressed up,
your meal 🍟— all dressed up,
tell em Shania Sent you🔪.

-SHANIA TWAINK.

1206 Views
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POKÉMONSPOTTER

Tauros at EB games.

Vaporean at EB Games.

Clefairy at EB Games.

POKÉMONSPOTTER

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1 man’s wilderness is another mans theme park.

-Canadas wonderland ✨️

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🎃 Think about it, pumpkin carving kits are like selling Murder kits to children…. 🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

974 Views
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🎃Halloween is upon us, First of all, someone has to plant that seed…. 🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins🎃

1105 Views
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1 year

Fries — all dressed up,
pies — all dressed up,
your meal — all dressed up,
tell em Shania Sent you, b1tch.

-SHANIA TWAINK.

967 Views
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1 year

☆☆CARSPOTTER☆☆

Lamborghini Mercielago

Lamborghini Huracan

Corvette C8

Dodge Challenger Hellcat 707hp

Dodge Charger RT

PTS Porsche 911 GT3

BMW X5M

Porsche Cayenne Turbo GT

Porsche 911 Turbo S

Orange Audi TTRS

Red Audi TTRS

Grey Audi RS5 Coupe

Green Rolls Royce Cullinan

White BMW i8

Grey BMW...

923 Views
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1 year

🫗Pour a lil liqour for the dead homies🫗
in the club smokin on a sizzlac🚬
got a yung dubz in my lungs 🫁 yuck!
Migos ATL got splattered like paint 🎨🔫

947 Views
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1 year

TV PROGRAMMM | TONIGHT

Black hole 2, twinkle twinkle little t****,

854 Views
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1 year

😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻😻
I LOVE CATS! LET ME PET UR CAT!
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I LOVE CATS! LET ME PET UR CAT!
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I LOVE CATS! LET ME PET UR CAT!
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I LOVE CATS! LET ME PET UR CAT!
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I LOVE CATS! LET...

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1 year

I snort cocaine like my name is Kurt Cobaine, better yet call me Kurt Cocaine cuz im rotting in the brain 🧠 -Strif905

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1 year

today we were very hungry.
we booked a table of 7 at the local Outback steakhouse,
and we ordered food for 7 people. upon bill time the server was curious why 6 seats were empty.
i told him all of the rest were in my head.
...

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I got my d*ck sucked by a fucken transvestite in Canada 🇨🇦

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F uck your adult son up the a** now he’s a boss like Ricky Ross the boss.

-Rick Ross aka the Boss Rick Ross.

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Alvin, get in that fucken kennel or Theo goes back in the dishwasher!

Dave Seville

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Only fat alcoholic slobs like the toronto blue jays

811 Views
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1 year

The DA dropped my murder case, ain’t have evidence to prove it.
They took a case and couldn’t prove it.
I think my closet it haunted, by who?
The ghost of pookie🔥🚬🔫
-Gucci Mane.

780 Views
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1 year

TV PROGRAMMM: Tonight |

Black hole 2 at 10pm followed by

twinkle twinkle little t**** at 11pm

652 Views
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1 year

iii TRiLL NiGGiR TRENDSETTERS iii
Play your cards right n*gguh
iii TRiLL NiGGiR TRENDSETTERS iii

645 Views
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1 year

To the person on here using this website for 9 years, here is an update on some of the personas.

-Caca guy is still alive,
– demon kane is in hell until Halloween,
– corvallus is in miami🙌,
-evil jesus is in jail again,
-SantaSquad100...

511 Views
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1 year

does anybody else think that everyone on this website is the same person? are all these personalities the same few people? are we you? are them we? we are us and you are them. f*** s*** f*** s*** i have tourettes ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahah f*** s*** f*** shiy...

470 Views
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1 year

shitfaced
I’m 19 vicious. My aunty used to remind me of
I was just a lost soul no-one could find me.
Smokin angel dust till I look like a zombie.
I’m back spittin’ lyrics I’m a crook like you want me

-Slaine from Boston

446 Views
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1 year

Happy days are here again and I’m fucken fonzie!
And me I’m gonna quit rap when hell freeze over,
spit evil lyrics I’m a hell bent cobra.
Hit and manhandle you and shatter you bastards,
mentally a gorilla spitting battery acid.

-Madchild, the lawnmower man

418 Views
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1 year

Iffa nigguh gott an itch we cann scratch datt 😩😩😩

-YRN Drilla.

374 Views
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1 year

Summer 2025 Vacation deals.

4 nights 4 you in Epstein Island ($1599)

Freaky Friday at Diddys Mansion
($4000 per night)

Overdose with Elvis ghost’
($99 a night)

2 hours at Michael Jackson’s Neverland resort ($500)

1 night in Hell (Toronto Canada)
($20)

Escape from Los Angeles fires

360 Views
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1 year

SUMMERFEST 2025 SUMMER CONCERT SERIES!

Live from Manchester England with performances by…

MOUTHSMACK

LINCOLN LOG PARK

WIZ KHALIFA (Yes we got him)

NIPSEY HUSSLE (Back from the dead)

JEAN PAUL

METH MOUTH

AKON

DJ SHALID

3 DAYS RACE

SLICKNOT

DEADMAU5

REZZ

DJ SUPERiLLDiLLiON

SONS OF DIDDY

SONREAL

RICH...

375 Views
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1 year

2019 Orange Lamborghini Aventador SV

1980S Black Ferrari Testarossa

1980s Porsche 930 Slantnose

2025 Ryft Co McLaren 765LT

2022 EMMO Knight

2016 Mercedes G Wagon

2017 BMW R Nine

LUXURYCARSPOTTER

367 Views
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1 year

Yes, I came.

377 Views
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1 year

Big Page aka Mr “I’m styll fly”, doesn’t own that phantom, that mf cleans the floors at Shoppers Drug Mart after drake dropped his a**

389 Views
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1 year

Tony Hawk is the God of skateboard 🛹 Anthony Hawk is his real name as a person.

382 Views
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1 year

Have you ever seen a triple n*gga kick flip? You will now! This Saturday only at the X GAMES

374 Views
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1 year

You better pray to ZOD that I don’t turn evil .

-Evil Superman 🦸‍♂️

314 Views
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1 year

Plain jane, Richard Mille, I had to let my wrist breathe (breathe)
Almost got frostbit when I rocked my AP
Give this b**** a minute to breathe

-Mink flow aka Young Thugger.

326 Views
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1 year

You look cute with makeup, can I see the real you? One without a face.
See my face is sewn on, is yours removable to?

roman sionis

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1 year

C2, stick your arm in my USB port and zap my tickle stick.

-DT40 & C2D2

365 Views
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1 year

Rollin around inna Royce, nigguh. thats a ROLLS ROYCE CULLINAN beeech. nigguh.

-Blvck man inna phantom.

351 Views
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1 year

Serenity Now…… Insanity Later🧤

-Llyod Braun.

369 Views
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1 year

Ah ah ah. One penthouse, two Benz
This for shorty and her girlfriend, yeah
I feel like I’m Hercules, oh
You gone get paid if you work for me, oh.

-Mink Flow.

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