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I wouldn’t urinate in Julie’s mouth if her teeth were on fire. She is a c***.

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My little bro takes my undies and gym stuff out of the hamper. They are always in his room. Do whack a do
Lol.

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You can’t run from hell, a destination in which you belong.

Demon Kane

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أقتربُ خلسةً من المرحاض المتنقل في جنح الليل. وما إن أدخلَ الهيكل البلاستيكي حتى تستقبلني رائحة البراز النتنة. آخذُ نفساً عميقاً، ثم أرفعُ غطاء المرحاض وأتسلقُ نازلاً إلى ذلك الخليط الموحل من البراز والبول وورق المرحاض الطافي فوق الماء الأزرق. سحبتُ الغطاء لأسفل وكمنتُ في الداخل؛ فبعد ساعات قليلة، سيبدأ مهرجان اليوغا.

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1 year

Only fat alcoholic slobs like the toronto blue jays

807 Views
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1 year

The DA dropped my murder case, ain’t have evidence to prove it.
They took a case and couldn’t prove it.
I think my closet it haunted, by who?
The ghost of pookie🔥🚬🔫
-Gucci Mane.

773 Views
a lie
1 year

TV PROGRAMMM: Tonight |

Black hole 2 at 10pm followed by

twinkle twinkle little t**** at 11pm

649 Views
a lie
1 year

iii TRiLL NiGGiR TRENDSETTERS iii
Play your cards right n*gguh
iii TRiLL NiGGiR TRENDSETTERS iii

633 Views
a lie
1 year

To the person on here using this website for 9 years, here is an update on some of the personas.

-Caca guy is still alive,
– demon kane is in hell until Halloween,
– corvallus is in miami🙌,
-evil jesus is in jail again,
-SantaSquad100...

503 Views
a lie
1 year

does anybody else think that everyone on this website is the same person? are all these personalities the same few people? are we you? are them we? we are us and you are them. f*** s*** f*** s*** i have tourettes ha ha ha ha hahahahahahahahahah f*** s*** f*** shiy...

466 Views
a lie
1 year

shitfaced
I’m 19 vicious. My aunty used to remind me of
I was just a lost soul no-one could find me.
Smokin angel dust till I look like a zombie.
I’m back spittin’ lyrics I’m a crook like you want me

-Slaine from Boston

442 Views
a lie
1 year

Happy days are here again and I’m fucken fonzie!
And me I’m gonna quit rap when hell freeze over,
spit evil lyrics I’m a hell bent cobra.
Hit and manhandle you and shatter you bastards,
mentally a gorilla spitting battery acid.

-Madchild, the lawnmower man

410 Views
a lie
1 year

Iffa nigguh gott an itch we cann scratch datt 😩😩😩

-YRN Drilla.

366 Views
a lie
1 year

Summer 2025 Vacation deals.

4 nights 4 you in Epstein Island ($1599)

Freaky Friday at Diddys Mansion
($4000 per night)

Overdose with Elvis ghost’
($99 a night)

2 hours at Michael Jackson’s Neverland resort ($500)

1 night in Hell (Toronto Canada)
($20)

Escape from Los Angeles fires

357 Views
a lie
1 year

SUMMERFEST 2025 SUMMER CONCERT SERIES!

Live from Manchester England with performances by…

MOUTHSMACK

LINCOLN LOG PARK

WIZ KHALIFA (Yes we got him)

NIPSEY HUSSLE (Back from the dead)

JEAN PAUL

METH MOUTH

AKON

DJ SHALID

3 DAYS RACE

SLICKNOT

DEADMAU5

REZZ

DJ SUPERiLLDiLLiON

SONS OF DIDDY

SONREAL

RICH...

369 Views
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1 year

2019 Orange Lamborghini Aventador SV

1980S Black Ferrari Testarossa

1980s Porsche 930 Slantnose

2025 Ryft Co McLaren 765LT

2022 EMMO Knight

2016 Mercedes G Wagon

2017 BMW R Nine

LUXURYCARSPOTTER

354 Views
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1 year

Yes, I came.

366 Views
a lie
1 year

Big Page aka Mr “I’m styll fly”, doesn’t own that phantom, that mf cleans the floors at Shoppers Drug Mart after drake dropped his a**

384 Views
a lie
1 year

Tony Hawk is the God of skateboard 🛹 Anthony Hawk is his real name as a person.

377 Views
a lie
1 year

Have you ever seen a triple n*gga kick flip? You will now! This Saturday only at the X GAMES

368 Views
a lie
1 year

You better pray to ZOD that I don’t turn evil .

-Evil Superman 🦸‍♂️

309 Views
a lie
1 year

Plain jane, Richard Mille, I had to let my wrist breathe (breathe)
Almost got frostbit when I rocked my AP
Give this b**** a minute to breathe

-Mink flow aka Young Thugger.

323 Views
a lie
1 year

You look cute with makeup, can I see the real you? One without a face.
See my face is sewn on, is yours removable to?

roman sionis

402 Views
a lie
1 year

C2, stick your arm in my USB port and zap my tickle stick.

-DT40 & C2D2

361 Views
a lie
1 year

Rollin around inna Royce, nigguh. thats a ROLLS ROYCE CULLINAN beeech. nigguh.

-Blvck man inna phantom.

339 Views
a lie
1 year

Serenity Now…… Insanity Later🧤

-Llyod Braun.

362 Views
a lie
1 year

Ah ah ah. One penthouse, two Benz
This for shorty and her girlfriend, yeah
I feel like I’m Hercules, oh
You gone get paid if you work for me, oh.

-Mink Flow.

329 Views
a lie
1 year

And niqqas — I see you lurkin👀🔫 -Santasquad100.

347 Views
a lie
1 year

His hormone levels suggest he wants to mate with the female.

-Autobot Ratchet.

354 Views
a lie
1 year

And then I out cha lights nigguh

-Topp notchh.

289 Views
a lie
1 year

I’m Michael Myers with a set of pliers.
First iLL eat your eyes and then I’ll set your hair on fire.

-Madchild 57.

279 Views
a lie
1 year

F*** toronto

289 Views
a lie
1 year

First-generation ghetto n****. Cole world, hello n*****. Made it out the city with my head on straight, N*****

-J Cole.

286 Views
a lie
1 year

I have another face now. One that suits me far better, i took this face from you, peeled it off.

– roman sionis

284 Views
a lie
1 year

Guys, guys, YO GUYS!
Will someone do something about that dead h***** floating face down in the pool.
My dad’s gonna be home soon and he’s gonna fucken kill me if he finds it. 😂😂😂😂

-About that party from last night.

288 Views
a lie
1 year

OK OK OK that’s what the Bodmon say, in the tdot we move birds and rep blue Jay’s.

-Gee Wunder.

281 Views
a lie
1 year

I wonder if Chloe knows I goon to her without her consent lmaooooooo idc does she feel it tho?? Poor baby? Wetting the bed 🛌 lmfaooooooooo

293 Views
a lie
1 year

Yeah, well my dad’s gonna f*** yours up 💥🚬

-Alex Dad.

300 Views
a lie
1 year

Fortunately, I have a very delicate lock picking technique!

** then proceeds to blow a hole through the wall and your head**

-Optimus Primer.

323 Views
a lie
1 year

Size 17 my heels b*itch, and don’t look up my skirt you hoe.

-A 7 foot tall cross dressing Cambodian

287 Views
a lie
1 year

Get this fucken baby outta me 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

-A pregnant susan.

244 Views
a lie
1 year

Work a white man’s office job 9-5.👴

Pillage and loot all night 🗣

-Alter Ego of a black man.

264 Views
a lie
1 year

IG-88 has been a small obsession of mine, and probably due to the terrifying dream I had as a child that he was chasing and attempting to kill me (of course after seeing ESB about 10 times back then).
He cut off my fucken legs and dragged me through...

351 Views
a lie
1 year

You can’t run without your legs!

-Terry Fox.

261 Views
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