Guys, guys guys!
For F*uck sakes!
Will someone please remove that dead h***** floating face down in the swimming pool.
My dad is gonna lose his sh*it when he sees it!

“About that party from last night”

Tonight’s menu
Skinned black c*ock $9
Shaved eyebrows $12
Niqqa n****** $43

🏚White trash roadhouse🏚

There is and always be one BLADE.
Some mothafuckas trying to ice skate up hill, imposter.

Blade the vampire hunter

🎃We have been conditioned to be
wanted treats, trained to market ourselves, and be carver ourselves,
as ready for purchase. Our limbs available for the chopping via knife.
twenty-four hours a day for those in need with the quench to kill.
We should be pleased to...

did you hear the news?
they are having the first annual YOUNG NlGGA BONANZA
this friday!
at the strip/club in Montreal.
The whos who of Fly and fresh niggaz will attend!
and broke niggaz, stay away!
Weve got 4 “on call” african bouncers to...

Ive been having a craving for human teeth lately.

Dracula the vampire

I can make you smile 🔪

Mr Knife 🔪

Crack rock hit the jackpot, smoke a pack a day 🚬
I’m tinfoil in your microwave💥💢
Roll up onna BMX bike, put a hole in your face and ride my bike away like a boss, call it a ride by.

Vanauley Glock

I swear I’m friendly… do you trust me?

F#CK SH#T get back here B#TCH

Casper the Skitzophrenic ghost 👻

Thunder in the skies
Lightning in the night
Tall figure in the shadows with a knife

Demon Kane

did you hear the news?
they are having the first annual YOUNG NlGGA BONANZA this friday at the s********* in Montreal😈
The whos who of Fly and fresh niggaz will attend! Yo and broke niggaz, stay away!💀 Weve got 4 “on call” african bouncers😫 to keep ya in...

i got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite in a mall washroom in Montreal 😂😫

ayo its face tat freddy and hes got some new ink. it looks like a swazitikkah or some kind of hyrogliphic

Face tat Freddie

come over to my home im all alone at home ill crack your collarbone and spread your guts around the wall while i write a diabolical poem like my name was Jackson Polluck

. -Madchild 57.

well you are cool blue luke? im shane blue lighting. ive been rapping since you started jackin off.

-shane blue lighting 💙

Come here Sébastien, tis male bonding experience for another Slavic man to tickle my ponytail

The Adventures of man bun milos 🚬🎥

I want to eat the hair out of your drain

🚻Toilet Bowl Stephens 🚻

My knife cuts deeper than a bone saw 👀

Mr Knife 🔪

My weaknesses?
Metal detectors and bigger knives

Mr Knife 🔪

Tatted up blonde bich with full leg tattoos and arm tattoos riding a bike on avenue road.

-TattedBitchspotter.

67 days until Europe

Zoinks scoob!
thats not a Scooby snack, thats my D1CK in your mouth you phaegot!

-SHAGGY “420” ROGERS

Im gunna give you a 2nd hand sh*tstain.

Poop Boy 416

A knife is not violent by nature .
It is neither good, nor evil.
The user is what determines that.
A knife can cut, build, or mend.

Mr Knife 🔪

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⬛️🟥⬛️⬛️🟥HYDRA⬛️
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HAIL HYDRA PLEDGE DEIN ALLEGIANCE

🎃When you wake up tomorrow
It’ll be October, maybe your last…🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃

Carve my name into your forehead and mark yoh my property

Mr Knife 🔪

The last time they arrested me they had to put my p*enis in handcuffs too!

Hugh G. Rection

Sometimes you just gotta Pee!
Not evil, just PISSunderstood (misunderstood)

R Kelly

ICP, R.E.P., bright evil clown suit
Ice cold water in a bottle when I drowned you
Beat side, homicide unit try to find you
Burnin sound turn around my dude’s right behind you

Prevail Wonder

not the one to be pissin off
Listen, I got bars on lock like a prison guard
Are we feudin with beef, yo?
Knock at your door, pop in the four, put two in your peep hole 🕳 💥💥

Coke Money Jones 💰

Plastic bag over your face hard to breathe through
Preview attract and download the album
X marks the spot like my first name was Malcolm
Make you sing the blues like a prison in Folsom

Prevail Wonder

All this water on my wrist
You try this sh*t
You gunna get drenched 💥💥💥

Doe Boy MGK

Pumpkins aren’t racist, we hate ALL races of human scum!
Pumpkin power and down with humanity! Especially the darks!

🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃

Take yer best Jab at me with the pumpkin carver, cuz if ya miss it’ll be yer eye getting gouged

🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃

Paint your face brown and be an African for a day!

2025 Halloween costume ideas 💡

Brandish your sharpest pumpkin carver — and I’ll stick carve you up a new smile Sonny it ain’t nothing new
🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃

WE ARE SKITZOPHRENIC

WE HAVE JOINED FORCES TO MAKE YOU SUFFER M***********!

Rated R skitso/ rated R skitzo

A thoughtful skitso

Real life skitso

Upcoming events for music lovers

The Randall Opera

Charlie Kirk funeral after party with DJ Mc_corms.

Kelowna white trash bash with Brett Kissel, Todd gren, Lasher, J roc and of course Cyrus, Stompin con conners.

The Ford F150 album party hosted by Jade Eagleson and Owen Riegling

As the leaves fall in autumn, so will you🤣🫵

Autumn 🍂