When what to my wondering eyes did appear, not a h*ooker…

But a miniature sleigh and eight malnourished tiny rein-deer….

With a little old driver so lively and quick, and one Erect, Rudolph with his big red d*ick!

I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.

Evil Santa...

A Visit from St.
‘Twas the night before Christmas…
when all through the house
A creature was stirring, the mouse had a knife…
The stockings were hung by the chimney with anger, a hole in the wall showed no care…
In hopes that St. Nicholas...

Whoville…..
I HATE YOU!

The Grinch

But first a warning to the kids, do not touch those Christmas ornaments — they are made of human flesh!

-The Grinch

I’ll carve your pumpkin and your Christmas tree

Mr Knife 🔪

Born on Halloween 🎃 2025
So how could I not be fuckdd in the head
Skitz-Sickoh

Satan gives me the power to do evil, I choose to do it myself

Demon Kane

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Kevin Flynn died for your sins
Tron Ares now in theatres.

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Perfection is unattainable… and right in front of us…
all the time!
You wouldn’t know that…
because I didn’t know that when I created you! C.L.U.2.

Kevin Flynn

I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer.
What did they look like?
Ships,
motorcycles?
Were the circuits like freeways?
I kept dreaming of a world I thought I’d never see.
And then,
one day I got...

🎃Ask Charlie Brown why he looks a little different lately, do it.
If you buy a pumpkin from my patch the price is not in money, a soul for an eternal pumpkin, your soul is then extracted from your corpse and placed in the pumpkin, the pumpkin is eternal...

My F*ck list for Europe Vacation 2025.
Every city a different b*itch.

Düsseldorf-> Lilly.
Gütersloh-> Julia.
Köln -> Julia.
Paderborn-> Jackie.
Düsseldorf-> Sisa.
North Rhine Westphalia-> Marleen.
Janice-> Adenau.
Kim -> Hamburg.
Lore -> Nürburgring.
Uyu -> Prague.
Sari...

Guys, guys guys!
For F*uck sakes!
Will someone please remove that dead h***** floating face down in the swimming pool.
My dad is gonna lose his sh*it when he sees it!

“About that party from last night”

Tonight’s menu
Skinned black c*ock $9
Shaved eyebrows $12
Niqqa n****** $43

🏚White trash roadhouse🏚

There is and always be one BLADE.
Some mothafuckas trying to ice skate up hill, imposter.

Blade the vampire hunter

🎃We have been conditioned to be
wanted treats, trained to market ourselves, and be carver ourselves,
as ready for purchase. Our limbs available for the chopping via knife.
twenty-four hours a day for those in need with the quench to kill.
We should be pleased to...

did you hear the news?
they are having the first annual YOUNG NlGGA BONANZA
this friday!
at the strip/club in Montreal.
The whos who of Fly and fresh niggaz will attend!
and broke niggaz, stay away!
Weve got 4 “on call” african bouncers to...

Ive been having a craving for human teeth lately.

Dracula the vampire

I can make you smile 🔪

Mr Knife 🔪

Crack rock hit the jackpot, smoke a pack a day 🚬
I’m tinfoil in your microwave💥💢
Roll up onna BMX bike, put a hole in your face and ride my bike away like a boss, call it a ride by.

Vanauley Glock

I swear I’m friendly… do you trust me?

F#CK SH#T get back here B#TCH

Casper the Skitzophrenic ghost 👻

Thunder in the skies
Lightning in the night
Tall figure in the shadows with a knife

Demon Kane

did you hear the news?
they are having the first annual YOUNG NlGGA BONANZA this friday at the s********* in Montreal😈
The whos who of Fly and fresh niggaz will attend! Yo and broke niggaz, stay away!💀 Weve got 4 “on call” african bouncers😫 to keep ya in...

i got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite in a mall washroom in Montreal 😂😫

ayo its face tat freddy and hes got some new ink. it looks like a swazitikkah or some kind of hyrogliphic

Face tat Freddie

come over to my home im all alone at home ill crack your collarbone and spread your guts around the wall while i write a diabolical poem like my name was Jackson Polluck

. -Madchild 57.

well you are cool blue luke? im shane blue lighting. ive been rapping since you started jackin off.

-shane blue lighting 💙

Come here Sébastien, tis male bonding experience for another Slavic man to tickle my ponytail

The Adventures of man bun milos 🚬🎥

I want to eat the hair out of your drain

🚻Toilet Bowl Stephens 🚻

My knife cuts deeper than a bone saw 👀

Mr Knife 🔪

My weaknesses?
Metal detectors and bigger knives

Mr Knife 🔪

Tatted up blonde bich with full leg tattoos and arm tattoos riding a bike on avenue road.

-TattedBitchspotter.

67 days until Europe

Zoinks scoob!
thats not a Scooby snack, thats my D1CK in your mouth you phaegot!

-SHAGGY “420” ROGERS

Im gunna give you a 2nd hand sh*tstain.

Poop Boy 416

A knife is not violent by nature .
It is neither good, nor evil.
The user is what determines that.
A knife can cut, build, or mend.

Mr Knife 🔪

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🎃When you wake up tomorrow
It’ll be October, maybe your last…🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃