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I stole a few teaspoons of tea from my roommate’s boyfriend while he was staying over. He died two days later in an accident. He wouldn’t have drank it anyway, but that isn’t the point. I’m sorry.

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im gonna git you sucka

-the toughest kid on the disney channel

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5. The loading Dock, was a circle like mix squared area used for parking spaces on the stretched out sides. For managers, supervisor types. It was a long strip wide enough for a 53 footer to back in and drive out. At the end was the entry point with a posted guard. Apparently they allowed the kids entry to use it as a play area. There must of been without counting 30 to 35 there playing at the time. None seen me as I was very careful not to bring any attention to myself. I figured I covered the main areas and seen enough to put together a hypothesis. I began back tracing towards my exit. As I was coming down the ramp from the stock area towards the main work area to the Exit I was literally grabbed by an arm from behind. The security guard says come with me. The office next…

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Farid Bang ft Bobby Vandamme song playing in Gütersloh

Songspotter

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I swear I’m friendly… do you trust me?

F#CK SH#T get back here B#TCH

Casper the Skitzophrenic ghost 👻

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Thunder in the skies
Lightning in the night
Tall figure in the shadows with a knife

Demon Kane

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did you hear the news?
they are having the first annual YOUNG NlGGA BONANZA this friday at the s********* in Montreal😈
The whos who of Fly and fresh niggaz will attend! Yo and broke niggaz, stay away!💀 Weve got 4 “on call” african bouncers😫 to keep ya in...

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i got my d*** sucked by a fucken transvestite in a mall washroom in Montreal 😂😫

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ayo its face tat freddy and hes got some new ink. it looks like a swazitikkah or some kind of hyrogliphic

Face tat Freddie

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come over to my home im all alone at home ill crack your collarbone and spread your guts around the wall while i write a diabolical poem like my name was Jackson Polluck

. -Madchild 57.

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well you are cool blue luke? im shane blue lighting. ive been rapping since you started jackin off.

-shane blue lighting 💙

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Come here Sébastien, tis male bonding experience for another Slavic man to tickle my ponytail

The Adventures of man bun milos 🚬🎥

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I want to eat the hair out of your drain

🚻Toilet Bowl Stephens 🚻

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My knife cuts deeper than a bone saw 👀

Mr Knife 🔪

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My weaknesses?
Metal detectors and bigger knives

Mr Knife 🔪

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Tatted up blonde bich with full leg tattoos and arm tattoos riding a bike on avenue road.

-TattedBitchspotter.

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67 days until Europe

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Zoinks scoob!
thats not a Scooby snack, thats my D1CK in your mouth you phaegot!

-SHAGGY “420” ROGERS

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Im gunna give you a 2nd hand sh*tstain.

Poop Boy 416

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A knife is not violent by nature .
It is neither good, nor evil.
The user is what determines that.
A knife can cut, build, or mend.

Mr Knife 🔪

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HAIL HYDRA PLEDGE DEIN ALLEGIANCE

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🎃When you wake up tomorrow
It’ll be October, maybe your last…🎃

🎃Pumpkil King of the Pumpkins 🎃

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Carve my name into your forehead and mark yoh my property

Mr Knife 🔪

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The last time they arrested me they had to put my p*enis in handcuffs too!

Hugh G. Rection

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Sometimes you just gotta Pee!
Not evil, just PISSunderstood (misunderstood)

R Kelly

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ICP, R.E.P., bright evil clown suit
Ice cold water in a bottle when I drowned you
Beat side, homicide unit try to find you
Burnin sound turn around my dude’s right behind you

Prevail Wonder

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not the one to be pissin off
Listen, I got bars on lock like a prison guard
Are we feudin with beef, yo?
Knock at your door, pop in the four, put two in your peep hole 🕳 💥💥

Coke Money Jones 💰

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Plastic bag over your face hard to breathe through
Preview attract and download the album
X marks the spot like my first name was Malcolm
Make you sing the blues like a prison in Folsom

Prevail Wonder

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All this water on my wrist
You try this sh*t
You gunna get drenched 💥💥💥

Doe Boy MGK

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Pumpkins aren’t racist, we hate ALL races of human scum!
Pumpkin power and down with humanity! Especially the darks!

🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃

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Take yer best Jab at me with the pumpkin carver, cuz if ya miss it’ll be yer eye getting gouged

🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃

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Paint your face brown and be an African for a day!

2025 Halloween costume ideas 💡

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Brandish your sharpest pumpkin carver — and I’ll stick carve you up a new smile Sonny it ain’t nothing new
🎃Jack-o-lantern🎃

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WE ARE SKITZOPHRENIC

WE HAVE JOINED FORCES TO MAKE YOU SUFFER M***********!

Rated R skitso/ rated R skitzo

A thoughtful skitso

Real life skitso

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Upcoming events for music lovers

The Randall Opera

Charlie Kirk funeral after party with DJ Mc_corms.

Kelowna white trash bash with Brett Kissel, Todd gren, Lasher, J roc and of course Cyrus, Stompin con conners.

The Ford F150 album party hosted by Jade Eagleson and Owen Riegling

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As the leaves fall in autumn, so will you🤣🫵

Autumn 🍂

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I’m gonna need more than ONE ibuprofen Karen, I’ve got a fucken baby inside of me!

A pregnant Susan 🤰

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alternative jewish pizza, just like St Jude used to make us!

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Entry #1
Charlie Kirk, now burning in level 2 of Hell.

Satan’s Log

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Scp #6
Evil Turkey.
Every Thanksgiving this dark magic powered 9 foot tall turkey spawns from the pits of hell with a cicle at hand with one goal, stop the eating of turkeys on Thanksgiving at any cost. Tanks, soldiers, and hungry fay Americans are never enough to...

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SCP #1
A massive hulking 85 foot tall black man.
It took 6 days of military strength, strategic planning, and creation of a new CIA blacksite to detain this beast.
SCP #1 was the first of many…

🌐SCP FOUNDATION🌐

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if a n**** get an attitude drop it like its hot. snoop dogg

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No, Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends is not set inside Frankie’s head; this is a fan theory and a plot point explored in the episode “Destination Imagination,” where the character World creates a mini-world inside a toy chest that is mistaken by some as being a representation of Frankie’s mind....

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READ IT BEFORE THEY DELETE IT! CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!

According to Sector Seven director Tom Banachek, the group was first commissioned around the year 1927, under President Herbert Hoover; though they apparently answered (or once answered) to the Defense Secretary, contemporary Defense Secretary John Keller claimed not to have heard of...

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