Some day i desperately hope and need that someone….anyone, literally…could explain to me, when i exhibit zero typical characteristics, loterally evryone, male or female, immediately assumes “oh he s**** c o c k for sure!!!”???
I wish I was worthy of love and praise, that I was someone worth spiritual connection with. Every time I read one of these vague love letters I end up wishing it was for me even though they’re obviously not and never will be. I miss Jason. I miss feeling human. I miss feeling safe. I will never be able to feel that way again without him because I’ve learned my lesson and I will never trust another human being besides him again. The risk isn’t worth it because his care has been the only reward I’ve gained from trusting people in my life. He’s the only one worth trusting without fear.
My son went to school in the back of a maybach, niggguhhhhh
Young Dolphin 🐬
My suit is stained with your blood
Evil Santa claus
Buddy, you’re the aszhole here, I’m just suffering from bad luck, fuckk.
HughAss Jackassman
your celly lookin like a snack imma devour him
-beef tank from cell block 6
Clink my beer as your head hits the floor, James has had too many drinks tonight folks!
Irish Alcoholic Assholes
Thank Jesus another year of being mall Santa is complete. Unemployed until Easter now Come at me bro
Mall Santa Claus FML
Yuck fou, I’m going to Pizza Hut and stuff my face. Fck Burger King, greasy mayo slime food.
I’m gsy
Its ok niigga, you can tell your n***** and the undercover polizei to chill because im cool as hell 🥶🥵
Trae The Truth
After I stole your Christmas tree 🎄 Max Impregnated your guinea pig 🐖 and I stretched Cindy Lous b*** hole 3x the size.
The Grinch
Did i say something mate? you want a black eye to match our beef son?.
Ronald McDonalds
Oh yeah? Talk tough again and I’ll brush your teeth with an Italian brick
Loud Mouth Larry and his “mob connections”
Stick that Christmas tree higher up your assholee the more you scream
Evil Santa
If you misbehavior I’ll pull out your teeth on Christmas and string them around your tree and neck
The Mindfuck Explained The central ambiguity of the film stems from a visit by the protagonist, Douglas Quaid, to a company called Rekall, which specializes in implanting fake memories of exciting lives. Quaid, a construction worker unfulfilled with his life, requests a memory of a secret agent mission to Mars....
Diablo saw blades cut through flesh with ease! Just install a splash guard! Now at Home Depot 🏡
Mr Knife 🔪
Carl Hauser is Douglas Quaid, or is he?epic shootouts, memory implants, martial arts, and even a three-breasted prostitute named Mary!
“If I’m not me, then who the HELL am I?”
Total Recall 1990 now in theaters!
Ayo its face tat Freddy And he’s got some new ink Let’s check it out
WICKED FOR GOOD SPOILERS!
Fiyero becomes scarecrow. Bick/Bach becomes tin man. Gulinda sends Oz away. Alphaba doesn’t die, hides in a tunnel. Alphaba loves scarecrow. Wheelchair chick Nessa dies! Bock hates Nessa Nessa is evil.
I could pull your heart out of your chest and leave it as an ornament on the Christmas tree
Hi i just have a pickup. my name is Bernard.
NOW in Theatres!
Cynthia Erivo is Elphaba “Wicked” Ariana Grande is Glinda
Wicked For Good.
Only in Theatres.
Rated PG.
We been givin’ too many n***** these passes (too many) F*** it, drop a bag and cash it (f*** it) Who gonna press ’em the fastest? (who?) Extendo barrel elastic, new attachment, s*** get tactic (tactical)
Migos atl
This Friday! The finest men in America don’t run for President. They run for their lives!
Ben Richards is “the running man”
Only in theatres.
Rated PG-13
NOW in theatres!
As requested
The Running Man (2025)
Soon, your world will be visited, consumed and anhilated. Bow down to your God you puny man
SiNectta, god of the unknown.
French niqqas — Montreal et Quebecois niqqas , they just have that Geneseaqua and aura of a fashionable gay male.
Ten years ago today…
yeah i must win in this life of SiN. yeah mean muggin thuggin fresh out the cells, big blinks in the building nizza, hitsquad nizza bang out anywhere.
-TNT Sick Thugz ENT.
sluts
Bang Bang mothafucka Free all my nizzaz locked in dem cellz . Free Buck, free Keelow, Free John, free Coch, free GUS, free Hedley, free Tory Lanes, free r Kelly, free P Diddy
Gunplay MMG
I dumped 16 times, niggaz don’t want none🥶Infrared gauge aimd fo yo lungs, cuz Lil’ devils don’t go to Heaven, won’t come to Heaven Nizza where was the vest?
Compton Menace
Imma 6 figganigga got me sitting Courtside at the NY Knicks Game 🎮
Tyga YMCMB
When I walk in the room — all hell breaks lose as you hit the ground.
HENRY HªVIC
Buss a niggaz head open with a can opener call it black forest bbq
-Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F.
All I talk about is GUCCi shoes but I got more than one pair.
2 Chainz
I got a visit from a man who’s skin was pale and looked like plastic, he had no eyebrows, and his lips were bright red. When he wiped his lip the red came off onto his plastic hand.
Conspiracy Manhattan -Victor Sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.
