Thank Jesus another year of being mall Santa is complete.
Unemployed until Easter now
Come at me bro

Mall Santa Claus FML

Yuck fou, I’m going to Pizza Hut and stuff my face. Fck Burger King, greasy mayo slime food.

I’m gsy

Its ok niigga, you can tell your n***** and the undercover polizei to chill because im cool as hell 🥶🥵

Trae The Truth

After I stole your Christmas tree 🎄
Max Impregnated your guinea pig 🐖 and I stretched Cindy Lous b*** hole 3x the size.

The Grinch

Did i say something mate? you want a black eye to match our beef son?.

Ronald McDonalds

Oh yeah? Talk tough again and I’ll brush your teeth with an Italian brick

Loud Mouth Larry and his “mob connections”

Stick that Christmas tree higher up your assholee the more you scream

Evil Santa

If you misbehavior I’ll pull out your teeth on Christmas and string them around your tree and neck

Evil Santa

The Mindfuck Explained The central ambiguity of the film stems from a visit by the protagonist, Douglas Quaid, to a company called Rekall, which specializes in implanting fake memories of exciting lives. Quaid, a construction worker unfulfilled with his life, requests a memory of a secret agent mission to Mars....

Diablo saw blades cut through flesh with ease!
Just install a splash guard!
Now at Home Depot 🏡

Mr Knife 🔪

Carl Hauser is Douglas Quaid, or is he?epic shootouts, memory implants, martial arts, and even a three-breasted prostitute named Mary!

“If I’m not me, then who the HELL am I?”

Total Recall 1990 now in theaters!

Ayo its face tat Freddy
And he’s got some new ink
Let’s check it out

WICKED FOR GOOD SPOILERS!

Fiyero becomes scarecrow.
Bick/Bach becomes tin man.
Gulinda sends Oz away.
Alphaba doesn’t die, hides in a tunnel.
Alphaba loves scarecrow.
Wheelchair chick Nessa dies!
Bock hates Nessa
Nessa is evil.

I could pull your heart out of your chest and leave it as an ornament on the Christmas tree

The Grinch

Hi i just have a pickup. my name is Bernard.

NOW in Theatres!

Cynthia Erivo is Elphaba “Wicked”
Ariana Grande is Glinda

Wicked For Good.

Only in Theatres.

Rated PG.

NOW in Theatres!

Cynthia Erivo is Elphaba “Wicked”
Ariana Grande is Glinda

Wicked For Good.

Only in Theatres.

Rated PG.

We been givin’ too many n***** these passes (too many)
F*** it, drop a bag and cash it (f*** it)
Who gonna press ’em the fastest? (who?)
Extendo barrel elastic, new attachment, s*** get tactic (tactical)

Migos atl

This Friday!
The finest men in America don’t run for President. They run for their lives!

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

NOW in theatres!

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

This Friday!
The finest men in America don’t run for President. They run for their lives!

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

As requested

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

The Running Man (2025)

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

Ben Richards is “the running man”

Only in theatres.

Rated PG-13

Soon, your world will be visited, consumed and anhilated.
Bow down to your God you puny man

SiNectta, god of the unknown.

French niqqas — Montreal et Quebecois niqqas , they just have that Geneseaqua and aura of a fashionable gay male.

Ten years ago today…

yeah i must win in this life of SiN. yeah mean muggin thuggin fresh out the cells, big blinks in the building nizza, hitsquad nizza bang out anywhere.

-TNT Sick Thugz ENT.

sluts

Bang Bang mothafucka
Free all my nizzaz locked in dem cellz . Free Buck, free Keelow, Free John, free Coch, free GUS, free Hedley, free Tory Lanes, free r Kelly, free P Diddy

Gunplay MMG

I dumped 16 times, niggaz don’t want none🥶Infrared gauge aimd fo yo lungs, cuz Lil’ devils don’t go to Heaven, won’t come to Heaven
Nizza where was the vest?

Compton Menace

Imma 6 figganigga got me sitting Courtside at the NY Knicks Game 🎮

Tyga YMCMB

When I walk in the room — all hell breaks lose as you hit the ground.

HENRY HªVIC

Buss a niggaz head open with a can opener call it black forest bbq

-Beef Keef Aka Banana K33F.

All I talk about is GUCCi shoes but I got more than one pair.

2 Chainz

I got a visit from a man who’s skin was pale and looked like plastic, he had no eyebrows, and his lips were bright red.
When he wiped his lip the red came off onto his plastic hand.

Conspiracy Manhattan
-Victor Sage aka Mr Conspiracy Manhattan.

I HATE YOU. I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU! SCREW YOU AND YOUR IDEOLOGIES, YOUR MORALITY, YOU STUPID FRAGILE EGO AND YOUR INSIGNIFICANT FEELINGS! I HATE YOU SO MUCH.

You meant something to me. You still mean something to me, don’t you? Of...

Update, the perfect recipe for seasonal themed diarrhea has broken my toilet. A captain goes down with his sh*t!

Poop Boy 416

When what to my wondering eyes did appear, not a h*ooker…

But a miniature sleigh and eight malnourished tiny rein-deer….

With a little old driver so lively and quick, and one Erect, Rudolph with his big red d*ick!

I knew in a moment he must be St. Nick.

Evil Santa...