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F*** you to everyone that has ever did me wrong!
F*** my family
F*** my coworkers
F*** my bosses
F*** my places of work
F*** my schools
F*** my crushes
F*** you, you, and you.

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Some day i desperately hope and need that someone….anyone, literally…could explain to me, when i exhibit zero typical characteristics, loterally evryone, male or female, immediately assumes “oh he s**** c o c k for sure!!!”???

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My son went to school in the back of a maybach, niggguhhhhh

Young Dolphin 🐬

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My suit is stained with your blood

Evil Santa claus

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8 months

the washintonne browne aquarium for both small and big nigggas is proud to join forces with
the lunngdquistte home for lumpy lopsided individuals and nigggas alike.
To partner on an international women’s day bonanza featuring strippers, h00kas and more

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8 months

I’m gonna pound this liquor down . Then then then I’m gonna pound your dads head in with my hammer.
Thats how I nail the competition🔪

Bob the Builder

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8 months

Im drunk, blame it on my Irish ancestry. Yeah hoe im an ASSHOLEE.

-Irish alcoholic assholes.

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8 months

the washintonne browne aquarium for both small and big n*****.

AND

the lunngdquistte home for lumpy lopsided individuals and nigggas alike.

ARE now accepting patients

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8 months

nissan skyline suv from japan

Carspotter416

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8 months

Lighting up a cigarette on a cold Dublin night, this one’s gonna get put out on your arm, I’ve had far too many drinks mothafucka.

Irish Alcoholic Assholes

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8 months

Yo guys, I just got out of 2 months in psychward, it’s me N**** SANDWICH 🥪

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8 months

You should smile more 😊
Come here, I’ll give you a bigg slash across your cheeks to extend your smile! 🔪 🗡

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401 Views
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8 months

You’re bleeding on my shirt! 🤣
It was purple, but now it’s red! ❤️‍🔥

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303 Views
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8 months

Tyler the lot associate is working at home depot today

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8 months

cut it out , or im gonna fucken cut it out for you✂️ 😤.

-Mr Knife 🔪

363 Views
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8 months

IRISH ALCOHOLIC ASSHOLES!

IRISH ALCOHOLIC ASSHOLES!

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IRISH ALCOHOLIC ASSHOLES!

IRISH ALCOHOLIC ASSHOLES!

IRISH ALCOHOLIC ASSHOLES!

IRISH ALCOHOLIC...

324 Views
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8 months

Good morning Home Depot HR.
My two niggaz applied to work at the Home Depot location yesterday, i am referring both of them, I worked with both of them at the roller coaster for 2 years, they are reliable, able to lift, and hard workers.

Their names on...

333 Views
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8 months

GUYS! My dad is gonna FLIP when he sees that dead hooka floating face down in the pool, someone get a trash bag

-About that party from last night .

288 Views
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8 months

nail a n**** in the neck with an ice pick.

-Vanauley Glock

299 Views
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8 months

Is it just me or is it getting crazier out there?
It’s just me 🤡
Bang 💥🗑

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA -THE J0KER.

390 Views
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8 months

kylie from Scotland, you better unblock me you bloody biitch, i wasnt done with you yet 😩😈
Im gonna tattoo your name across my fucken forehead 😤 🤪

-Face tat Freddie aka Face Tattoo Freddie aka FTF

309 Views
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8 months

drink drink drink, mario lanza, drink drink drink, what day is it biitch? –

irish alcoholic assholes.

330 Views
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8 months

Feed me bittch

Darren Fletcher aka “Captain Cannibal”

322 Views
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8 months

IM HUNGRY BIITCH

Darren Fletcher aka “Captain Cannibal”

333 Views
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8 months

if my son turn out gay the adoption clinic is that way, say dat.

-Young Dolphin & Key glock

319 Views
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8 months

in the past 6 months we have freed more minds then the last 6 years

-Morphius aka The Matrix

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8 months

Guys! Guys! Yo Frankie G my nizza! my dad is gunna fucken flip!! hes gonna lose his shitt when he sees fhat dead h00ker floating face down in his pool. –

About that party from last night.

319 Views
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9 months

After NBC CEO Russell Dalrymple was found deceased floating in the sea after falling off a boat, he was revived and turned into
Sikel Mikel aka Psychotic Michael

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9 months

🫦Love Update🫦
No, your father doesn’t count as a love connection for Valentines Day, and neither does your bud Chad.
You must get a woman’s love by Valentines night or be turned into ash.

Cupid4u

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9 months

Sending my friend a postcard from Toronto Canada to Gütersloh Germany

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9 months

Julia is my girlfriend

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9 months

Part4. Thank you homie🙈🙈the last part is so cute. I just want you to know I’m here for you and I hope we can talk more. you really mean the world to me, god you are special. i wanted to do something for u when I visited but time went...

344 Views
a lie
9 months

Teach a niggaa some manners
Bap bap bap no top 5.

Vanauley Glock

312 Views
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9 months

I met my future wife in college. We became friends but didn’t date since she had several boyfriends right after one then another. She would often tell me about a new boyfriend and about f****** him. I finally got to ask her out when she was single for about a...

401 Views
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9 months

I work with technology.
We used voice notes, videos, texts, and also e-mails to make a new so called “digital echo.” It was meant to be a comfort tool for some…

I was a backside engineer for a shady firm. My path was to monitor the conversational drift…. of...

404 Views
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9 months

I wake up in the morning and shave my head.
Repeat the next morning and I see no change.
Went from rags to riches and Calvin Klien undies .

-Luciano Locosquad

407 Views
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9 months

I’m so skitzophrenic, pitbull – terrier.
They call me a skitsoterrier .

Madchild 57

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9 months

Got chu in my sight 😏 b****💥
That’s all black at night 🌙

WhiteBoix6ix

399 Views
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9 months

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388 Views
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9 months

komme hier you fattasss americano trash man, you not worth of european man bunn so i cut that motherfuckerr off yer shithead and ash my cigarette on your neck bruder like we do in Istanbul.

-The Adventures of man bun milos.

431 Views
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9 months

Theres a kid on my team named Osama Epstein

-Tracy Morgan

367 Views
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9 months

A brief history of some of the historic users of this website, as well as Secrets Anon, Raw Confessions, and Simply Confess.

Mr Knife – since 2025
The J0KER- since 2025
Jimmy Holloway – since 2025
Certi2x – since 2024
A thoughtful skitso- since 2024
...

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9 months

your pal got a piece of gum stuck between his B*** cheeks

-wayne from Letterkenny

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9 months

Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you, I move the stars for no one ✨️

Jareth The Goblin King from Labyrinth

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