It isn’t even dented! Oh s***!! What are we going to do now?
Spike Witwicky
i suckk at hockey but i can beat the shitt out of 95 percent of the population on earth🌎
Joint Boy aka JB
Liberal women are the worst most retarded f****** cunts on the planet
Imma take your chain, your hoe, and yo jordans nikka Imma leave yo asss with a lump of coal on Christmas day
Ghetto Santa Claus
I make sure all children who take Easter photos with me are happy! Just kidding I make sure they are miserable! Evil Easter Bunny
I feel awful about this. I went on a random chat website, and for fun I decided to use a random girls picture and fake information about my age and where i’m from. I wasn’t trying specifically to lie to anyone or catfish them, I was just bored. anyway, I’ve...
LIAR. You f****** set up a whole 3-day vacation, just to visit us. You said you would be there. You said you would come stay at our house, and eat with us and whatnot. You brought my hopes up so high, your visit was all I...
Maybe it’s not that big of a deal and it sounds really stupid but.. My family is a family of christians, well only my mum and dad and my brothers aren’t, my parents are very violent especially my dad when I don’t do the things that he says or...
is it bad that i lie to my ex that i want him back so that i could destroy his feelings like how he did to my feelings when we dated. he used all sort of excuse like i saved him and all but i know him all too well....
If I never went to school and started working when I was 15 lived at home no bills 10 years later I would be rich f*** school
i’ve been leading on this girl so that i can get money from her and im thinking of stopping dating her but i just cant bring myself to do it. on nights i think on how things should play out when i end it, but the scenario seems to get...
I have got to stop trolling people on this site..
I lie all the time about a lot of things, mainly to keep peoples image of me up. I seem very innocent but I’m really just normal, maybe even a little more perverted than most. I like telling lies because its something i know that no one else does, like...
Every day I have to pretend I don’t have feelings for someone I care about. I force myself to limit contact with them and everything. Found out they may be moving to a whole other part of the world, and I am pretending that I want it to happen for...
He abused me. I told my mother that we broke up. We didn’t. To his family, we’re still together. To mine, I’m single.
etc
i like jerking off to boys
Everything I ever told you about my ife & childhood, was a lie.
Wow cousin, I’m so glad you’re my cousin!”
“Me to, you’re the best cousin a cousin could ask for, cousin.”
f***! i wanna go to the kitchen but my sister friend is over and its gonna be awkward
look. end of times. trump. bug out bags need ready togo at a minutes notice. gtfo. run and hide. secret police. theyRe coming. chair is against the wall. john has a long mustasche. cindy wanted you to know. hide in the woods. like when we played dungeons amd dragons in...
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is bugger/snort the result of everything u have breated in that day?
i hate the way i acted before and sometimes currently
I keep saying that Dota 2 is better than League of Legends. But what people don’t know is that I actually think reverse.
where can i get aome asbestos fibers for inhalation in america? Ive been smoking cigarettes everyday since 1997/1998 but I want to get serious about my lung damage now… I should have started destroying my lungs with asbestos when I first learned of it ten years ago – please –...
comon you can do it STOP HATING and develop
True love is a thing and it’s a thing i’ll never have…
dont feel bad for example if ur born on the same day smomthing tragetic happen etc
why don’t i notice when i move my eyes
i cant handle liers
i told him i “liked him”, past tense. i never really told him i was over that and that like turn into something a little deeper
i’ve never orgasmed…. like ever technically i don’t even know if it’s possible i can’t do it. my last boyfriend of five months? i faked it every time… i can however make myself squirt which in the beginning i thought that was it, ya know but now i know the...
Hi all,
I’m in so much turmoil and so upset with myself for my selfishness and just how I let this lie become a part of my life for so many years, I lied to my parents regarding school. I’ve been letting them beleive that I am studying my...
I’ve had laser hair removal but I told my FWB who I’ve been having s** with for 7 months that I’ve just never had pubic hair. I convinced him that some girls just never get any, it makes me feel so s*** that he thinks I’m like some kind of...
i am born in very respectful and cultured family yet i am a leech who lies at every opportunity to benefit himself. i am a womanizer and have doped more than i can count. i am a coward p*** addict,s** addict womanizer who sees women as a thing...
tired of you whining
I lie to people that love them. Just so that they feel somebody cares about them. But deep down I hate people. I hate them so much. I hate that they even open their mouth. They are f****** so shallow, pathetic excuse to life. Only 1 or 2 people I...
I would like to submit a confession because I’m such an honest person. I won an “honest person of the year” award……..and…..I’m a compulsive liar.😇
I would like to confess two things.
(1) My p**** is 12 inches long
(2) I’m a LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I die in this world Who will know something of me? I am lost, no one knows There’s no trace of my yearning
If I die in this world
Who will know something of me?
I am lost, no one knows
There’s no trace of...
horvath norberf is a scammer on Kijiji trying to illegally scam people,and sell a car without any registration
how do u know ur not toxic etc
I’m trying to lose weight by starving myself and throwing up what I can’t resist. When I do and I lie to my family about it, I feel awful; but when I do eat and I can’t force it back up, I feel like a disgusting failure.