I’ve sucked/held in my stomach all my life & for at least the 1st 40+ years, I didn’t have to, but now I do, well I try to. Why? Because I was skinny and now? Damn! My Belly IS getting large.

My bestfriend thinks that I like to hang with her. I don’t. In fact, I despise her.

why do people choose to be ignorant when there is so much information, books and internet available

I hate n******, I hate jews, I hate spics and arabs too. Go ahead and try to sue, I got cash out the wazoo. I had a*** with your mum, fucked her like a p**** star, then Moon Man’d that hoe in the backseat of my motor car. Took her...

I told them it was a long time ago. I told them my depression passed. I lied and I am not sorry. My life does not belong to you, it’s mine and mine alone. And if I am to die should I leave. I’d rather go out on my own...

How many push ups do I need to be doing? everyday or every other day? I want to get hard and lean. What to wear? Shirt and shorts? Shirtless? With or without socks? without underwear ok? or Naked after shower? Please tell me?

I keep telling my friends Im not into dating or I dont like relation ships but I only want to date one girl but I know she doesnt like me that way.

if I just had the telepathic ability to telepathically control two or three bodily functions of other people, Id play it masturfully:

1) control whether or not they can ever have an o*****/errection and when/what circumstances

2) whether or not they can s*** and/or urinate

I could literally take...

I made up a fake persona and even faked my voice.

When I was in elementary, I was a slightly extroverted kid and had a pretty weird voice and a maniacal laugh. Kids would occasionally tell me my voice/laugh was weird or that I was annoying. Sometime in third...

What should I do to a teenage g****** her spring break? id tie up up in my basement naked and leave you in thecold darkness for weeks

Locked in a dark basement, I told her this is what would happen

The first week the only things id leave down there...

I know you are lying to me..It hurts me that you are. I know you know I don’t approve of what it is your lying about… But I thought we had more trust then that during this time. We were Rory and Lorelai. We are friends mom. So it hurts...

My biggest confession is i lie to myself by fantasizing what i become .God give me energy so that I can pursue my business and become that person that has existence in my dreams.

are you in the illuminati forever if you join (codeword)

why do i try to be a bad person even tho im good person to be accepted?

I lied to my girlfriend about how many times I watched p*** recently

She should have her breasts cut off and hollowed out like clay.

I have watched p*** over 3000 times and nobody knows about it.

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some people are an eyesore to look at or listen to – earsore

”psst” under my breath when i hear something funny/ridiculous etc

If i were to describe myself i’d say I’m a wild, quirky, social, confident and attractive young woman. I’m always surrounded by my many friends laughing and smiling. I’m accepted into a group. But i feel like I’m just a tool to them. When i talk I’m silenced and listen...

why won’t some people stop until they have you angry even tho you answered them?
why do my friends say talk about same thing everyday etc

Wife asks if I am going to be OK on the computer by myself after she goes to bed with baby.
I say ‘yes’ and mumble something about being tired.
She goes up, nurses baby and falls asleep (she is going to bed early because she is not...

Completely broke and lied to my roommates/friends about being able to make rent this month!! Also been lying to my family about how deep in debt I am!! Zero checking and saving! Had already spent my limit on my credit card!!

real brave people go unnoticed and people with little achievement get all the praise etc

why do i ask such difficult questions

PLEASE STOP CALLING ME GAY
I TOUCHED A WILLY IN HIGH SCHOOL ONCE AND IT WAS JUST A LITTLE MISTAKE
SO PLEASE STOP CALLING ME GAY
I SWEAR I LOVE V*****
AND I LOVE TO TOUCH THAT P****
I KISSED TWO GIRLS BEFORE AND IT...

when someone oversimplies something too much i can’t understand it

I’m am faking my pregnancy. My boyfriend told me the only way he would stay with me is if him and I had a baby together and I ordered a fake baby belly and a bunch of other things to try to make the pregnancy seem real but his sister...

i hate listening to people when trying to learn etc

I cheated online for a long time. My spouse is wonderfull to me but something was missing. The other day we talked a lot about stuff that was hidden and now we are more connected than never. Since then, I haven’t cheated again. I feel so in love. But i’m...

The Illuminati isn’t real, the revolution isn’t coming.

I’m wearing boosts to give myself a bigger cleavage and a low satin top. I like revealing myself for the men serving at the till in the shop. I wonder if they say anything after I walk out the door or m********* when they get home.

I lied and said some art I traced was my own, I’m too scared to tell the truth now

I can remember being in a nightclub about 10 years ago , bought this hot big t**** girl a few drinks , she told me she 18 turns out she had not long turned 13 and was in year 8 , she sure fooled me with her cleavage hanging out...

I used to let a dog preform oral s** on my v*****.

You apologized for the first time you s******* abused me. But you lied about the one that came one year later. And you are my father. How could you. you…lied. YOU LIED TO ME YOUR WIFE YOUR CHILDREN EVERYONE BUT I KNOW EVERYTHING> I KNOW THAT YOU BUT IT AWAY...

I told my sisters that a man hurt when in reality he was being ressonable.But wasnt he toying with my emotions by flirting with me and then throwing my work he had review to another girl. Lord i dont wanna be jelous but something is wrong here.

i make lesbians turn straight i love it

I randomly lied about something really not THAT important at all, and my dad gave me the usual talk don’t like etc … He treated me like someone who actually did something bad .. like way worse that what I did. I might be a teen. But I’m not stupid....