God forgive me for staying in hotels with my dog and not paying for it to stay there.

I love you. 🙂 I didn’t f*** your “best friend”.

Lol

Ladies, don’t buy the new iDildo 1.0, it has cameras that allow the government to spy on you.

I feel no desire to have s** anymore since she cheated on me. And I don’t want to be with anyone either. But i love her and i cannot get a divorce… I don’t know what to to. I have s** with her only because i have to.

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Biking at night, around 7-9, through the neighborhood is a load of fun. I even got a detachable headlight for the front and a red “safety” light” for the back so cars can see me. However, I haven’t used either for nearly 5 months now during my rides. I tell...

I lied to my boss about being late to work, I said the AC broke and I fixed it, actually it broke the night before, in the morning I was just arguing with my wife about her s***** past.

Prove it.

A Bad Choice Can Feel Like Time Travel In the End…my cousin and I were raised like orphan sisters; we lived with our grandma until she became too ill to care for us. So, me, my cousin and grandmother moved in with my mother and her boyfriend. At first, I...

All i do is lie. In fact, I may be a pathological liar. I don’t know. Do I crave attention? Do I seek validation? Do I want to be “Cool?” Why do I do it and why can’t I stop> I’m tired. I have made up an entire person as...

Chadwick Boseman is one more dead gay AIDS n*****. Wakanda Never. He shouldn’t have sucked so much Soros c*** to get famous all these n****** go gay for hollywood and get jew AIDS

Looking for a F***** boi to party at Hanks tomorrow Getting my BACKSNATCH bred and u s*** them juices out my mancunt afterward

Hmu on Kok CORVALLUS

i am living a lie

“I’m not this I’m that” Go f*** yourself lying loser old s***

im a big lie

I lied to my friend about the thing we were most close about to get her to like me.

I lied to my boyfriend about my eating disorder, I threw up my food today and he doesnt know.

i sleep 2AM and my mom think that i sleep 22AM

Beijo na bunda otários

This might not be that serious…I have been studying Chinese for THREE YEARS and I have barely learned anything. My family keeps saying how proud they are that I am doing it but I don’t like it one bit. I’m no longer interested in the subject. I want to tell...

I stayed up all night eating halloween candy and talking with a friend that I really really liked so so much, and then lied about having narcolepsy to my parents cause of how deprived I was, and we wasted a nearby doctor’s time…

to the 14 year girl with the guilt story. LOVE IT

It is a lie when I tell the young girls I’m seducing that I don’t have a girlfriend. I do have a steady girl but they think that we’re just friends. I am still young enough and good looking enough that these girls never really think of me as potential...

I hate you Lokesh.. I just hate you I hate you I hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I hate you Lokesh. I hate you so much. I hate you. I hate you. I hate you!!

*she starts to play the piano slowly*

I know there’s something in the wake of your smile.

I get a notion from the look in your eyes, yea.

You’ve built a love but that love falls apart.

Your little piece of heaven turns too dark.

Listen to your heart

When...

My body has absorbed so much sanitizer and soap, that when I pee, I clean the toilet.

I once stole a pack of Grain Waves and a Golden Gay-time without telling anyone.

I feel bad for him. The man doesn’t deserve it. He was always nice and caring, when he’s gone we will remember him

ive moved on from my ex. i dont feel anything for her anymore. im better on my own. i dont think about her. i hate her voice and the sound of her laugh. ive forgotten how i felt when we had our first kiss. i dont want to see her...

I’ve been telling my friends for the past couple weeks that im sick when in reality I just want to get away from them and talk to my girlfriend and sit in silence I genuinely don’t like them anymore but I have no other friends to hangout with and this...

Whenever my ex-husband’s work got a bad review in the paper, I used to make up fake profiles and disagree with the reviewer saying how good it was. I hated him getting bad reviews as I knew he got down about it, so I would try to offset it by...

DIE N*****

in order to make the friends i have today i lied about having been with lots of guys so they would think im interesting when ive only gotten with 2. its been almost 4 years now and theyre my best friends but ive kept this lie up all those years...

I told you I had no feelings for you but it’s a complete lie. I kinda am in love with you in a way but I can’t ruin our friendship like that. But I want to tell you so badly.

i lie to my mom about my feelings. She belittles me about everything. my body, my speech, my feelings, and my everything. – am 13

Im a terrible person. Ive veen lying my whole life to everyone. Im not intresting at all. Ive lied to make other people more happy and now its my personality. I hate myself and i hate what ive become. I wish i could start over but i know once i...

I’m scared people will find out, because someone tried to out me as a joke, I got scared because people took it seriously and I denied everything, but I can’t stop staring at her. I don’t blame my friend, i haven’t told her so she thought it was an innocent...

I told my wife I was not feeling well because I exercised too vigorously. Actually, I was spinning around and getting dizzy like a little kid. I felt seasick afterwards.

I am 16 years old and I am tired of lying and hiding that I love to watch p***. Since my mom and dad both work I am left alone at home so to get away with lonely feelings I watch p*** but I am so scared that if someone...