one potential furry fella just arrived with a backpack he must be a leather boy or a harness honcho. There’s still hope yet for ol CORVALLUS Tonite!

I found out my Dad was cheating on my mom. When I confronted him about it, I said, “I want to approach this from a place of love, and do what a good son would do. After lots of thought, I think I should support whatever decision you make on...

dear God / whoever is up there;
I’m really sorry that I’m faking a story about my grandma for my paper just to get it done soon. Shouldn’t have procrastinated at all. Please dont punish me or add to my bad karma

f*** water

my dog is trying to copy my drinking buddy cat for attention and he knows that doesn’t work on me

Alien needs to do so disgusting thing brb, i need to poop

I didn’t f*** my sister against her will. Just because she came doesn’t make it right. I will f*** her as long as the fatty lets me. She will never have a man in her life and she is like any other c***. She will take anything inside her as...

i said i don’t wanna move across the country where all the jobs related to my degree are because my family is here.

that’s a f****** lie, i don’t wanna move cause I don’t wanna leave my best friend, aka the only person I’ve ever been in love with.

this...

I’m doing a campaign with my sister and brother and oh my god it’s so boring. it is so boring. i wish i could tell her that i’m bored to death the entire time, it’s too linear and strict, and most of it is her telling the story and me...

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I can’t look forward to things anymore.
Everything I was looking forward to this year has been slowly, carefully removed from my life. My career, my savings, my everything.

It’s just easier not to have anything to look forward to. Just serve the tables and hope that tomorrow...

The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.

Her eyebrows were a shade darker than her hair. They were thick and almost horizontal, emphasizing the depth of her eyes. She was rather handsome than beautiful. Her face was captivating by reason of a certain frankness of expression and a contradictory subtle play of features. Her manner was engaging.

He always wore his sunglasses at night.

According to the caption on the bronze marker placed by the Multnomah Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution on May 12, 1939, “College Hall (is) the oldest building in continuous use for Educational purposes west of the Rocky Mountains. Here were educated men and women who have won...

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.

The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across...

Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one...

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.

Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine.

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.

So sad to hear Corvallus is in grave condition after being double teamed by Ewing and Olajuwon. Get better soon champ 💪

Gabe Athouse

Every single f****** day I lie to myself I tell myself someone in my house f****** cares about me. My dad is never home. My mom refuses to get me to a neurological doctor for turrets syndrome. I just lost one of the 2 friends I had. My life is...

ooh I just posted the same thing four times in a row. Now everyone for sure read it and followed my sketchy link. No one possibly could have swiped past four posts. One or two maybe, but then their thumbs would have siezed up at three and they must have...

I told her I wasn’t crushing on her anymore but I don’t think I can ever get over her. I just get too smitten talking to her and I really can’t stop this.

Linda watched me put the condom on and let me between her s*** long legs and smooth warm thighs. I tore the top of the condom off and fucked her snug p**** hole silly and came inside her. She was on the pill but didn’t want her boy friend to...

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It would be a lie if I said that I didn’t enjoy sinking my fat 7 1/2 inches of c*** into young girls pussys for their first time. Some even come to me to get tapped cause their bfs won’t do a virgin. I get up to 8 and some...

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I don’t think I am attracted to the girl I am dating anymore, she is funny, nice, smart, has a lot of positive energy and is extremely supportive, an her communication is on point and our s** life is amazing. She is also a pretty beautiful girl. I find myself...

my friend has had a crush on a guy for a very long time, and i knew this and was always supportive of her decision. I didnt know the guy much until the 8th grade and we started flirting a bit and he started talking to me more. I know...

I lied about some notes I had to write, but I have no idea why I feel so bad about it. I didn’t write the notes and I feel like me lying would end up turning into an even bigger problem despite it having already passed for so long.

I have borderline personality disorder, coupled with a tonne of other mental health problems. These problems cause me to lie, alot. I’ve lied my whole life and never told anyone but I need to come clean to someone.
It started off when I lied about a man trying to...

To the person who wrote “ All i do is lie. In fact, I may be a pathological liar. I don’t know. Do I crave attention? Do I seek validation? Do I want to be “Cool?” Why do I do it and why can’t I stop> I’m tired. I have...

In bi s***** my brother is homophobic so I keep it a secret I think girls can be got so I lied

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everything doesnt feel the same. life stresses me out. I’m bad at school. anxiety takes me over. highschool scares the living crap out of me it just looks mean and evil and I know ill cry. life s****. never gets better. I’m so lost I hate this. i don’t wanna...

I Lied before on the internet kinda like cat fishing but wasnt on online dating sites it was like social media I guess i just love tricking people