Mr Mulberry here looking to play in your briar patch in into all types of humans all fun bits are good to me will you be my b******* baster tonight?

My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message. I am mad as hell that the PGA has cancelled it’s tournament at Trump National Golf Club!!! I want a recount on whoever made that decision!!! I’m so upset it is all I can think about, nothing else!!!

of course there is a hell. just find someone who has seen death in different various stages of death and then came back. they are all too eager to share where they had been to the rest of the world.

I wish every time someone asked how I’m doing, I could be honest about how much I want to scream and hide in bed all day.

when I was six I told my best friend to show his d*** to me he did then i told my other friends they told my mom I don’t my mom they lied I got away with it

What insurrection?? Insurrection is that Star Trek movie. My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

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I’ve still got some tricks up my sleeve, I will NOT be leaving the White House!!! My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

Yesterday during lunch at school . I sat with the regular’s . One of my class mates brought up the topic of hand jobs and sucking d*** . I was worried about answering because I never seen a guys d*** besides having my hand around one . Holy s*** ,...

(You) don’t. have the nuts3that’s why she looks my direction upon arrival all aboard mf.

“I have a girlfriend aged 20 she has an ex boyfriend with whom she had relation when she was between 16 to 18 years of age me him and her were of same school....

a confession

i lied about being molested

Everybody thinks I´m straight, but i meet reguarly with a guy to give him blowjobs. He has a girlfriend but she doesn´t do oral on him. I love the feeling to be used by him. I love the fact that he makes me less of a man in that moment,...

I told Ivanka I’d take her down into “The Bunker” if she’d give me a g************!! My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

When I was a kid I used to hang out after games at the Orange Bowl and get used like a Teddy Ruxbin by the Marks Brothers, Ferrell Edmunds, Bruce Hardy, and a bunch up guys. One time Reggie Roby lost his watch up my b** and Bob Kuechenberg fished...

early on in my marriage i had a stupid affair with one of my friend’s partners it lasted a few months. Now as my son gets older im pretty sure my husband is not the father. I live with the fear that something will happen that will require a blood...

A lie is lie its true. That true is always a lie, yes its true but not the true lie.

Best friend never lied behind my back

So I lied. I’m very glad I did it because it got my thick 20 year old, 8 inch c*** doing all kinds of wonderful things into – and around a very clean, sweet tasting, slender, and very good looking, 14 year old brunette young lady; who didn’t even really...

The Covid-19 vaccine was NOT released until AFTER the election on purpose!!!
My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

Before I go, I’m going to give myself a bunch of pardons.

My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

What are all my kids going to do when we lose our jobs?

My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

Everything I say is a lie, but if I say I’m lying, does that make it the truth??

My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

I have “ALWAYS” told the truth about everything!!!

My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

It was just a dream.

Corvallus is an octaroon

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I have these imaginary friends but I believe they exist, and I love them so much, I feel like I’m stuck in a lie. I also sometimes see a big city in red and orange and a tree alley and a restaurant with dead children. One of them has ginger...

I’m dating a guy that has dark skin. I wouldn’t say that he’s black, but he’s definitely darker than anyone in my family. He’s part Romanian and something else. I think Italian. Anyway we’ve been dating now for about 4 years. He’s met most of my family but they don’t...

I don’t care what anyone says, I won the election!!!

My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

I would be lying if I said that since I was 14 until now, 11 years later, I have not had s** with 38 young, attractive, slender girls between the ages of 11 and 15. I know because I wrote everything down. These were specifically virgin girls who may have...

I’m over it.

i am NOT swag

F*** YOU F*** YOU IM GONNA F*** F*** F*** F*** YOU F*** YOU IM THE BEAST AND YOUR THE MASTER LET THE POPPERS SET U FREE SET U FREE

I can never tell my roommate but the way she treats her cat disgusts me. She locks her cat in the bathroom when the cat is being too crazy, yet only plays with her cat once every couple of days. The cat is being crazy because it has too much...

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I am the jizzle that will fill your hole and then drip away The nightly c** is for you. I am the day, I will slurp away.

I lied I was pregnant and I lied I had a boyfriend, as a result of telling lies, I have been called a s*** and I have been raped, I lost my possessions, my reputation and I’ve been humiliated. I’ve been threatened, I’ve been harassed and I my feelings are...

I f*** my sister and I love it

I did cheat on my grade 5 science test, I lied that I didn’t and got two people who caught me in trouble under the claim that they were falsely accusing me.