Her eyebrows were a shade darker than her hair. They were thick and almost horizontal, emphasizing the depth of her eyes. She was rather handsome than beautiful. Her face was captivating by reason of a certain frankness of expression and a contradictory subtle play of features. Her manner was engaging.

He always wore his sunglasses at night.

According to the caption on the bronze marker placed by the Multnomah Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution on May 12, 1939, “College Hall (is) the oldest building in continuous use for Educational purposes west of the Rocky Mountains. Here were educated men and women who have won...

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.

The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across...

Then came the night of the first falling star. It was seen early in the morning, rushing over Winchester eastward, a line of flame high in the atmosphere. Hundreds must have seen it and taken it for an ordinary falling star. It seemed that it fell to earth about one...

He had concluded that pigs must be able to fly in Hog Heaven.

Nothing is as cautiously cuddly as a pet porcupine.

For the 216th time, he said he would quit drinking soda after this last Coke.

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Every single f****** day I lie to myself I tell myself someone in my house f****** cares about me. My dad is never home. My mom refuses to get me to a neurological doctor for turrets syndrome. I just lost one of the 2 friends I had. My life is...

ooh I just posted the same thing four times in a row. Now everyone for sure read it and followed my sketchy link. No one possibly could have swiped past four posts. One or two maybe, but then their thumbs would have siezed up at three and they must have...

I told her I wasn’t crushing on her anymore but I don’t think I can ever get over her. I just get too smitten talking to her and I really can’t stop this.

Linda watched me put the condom on and let me between her s*** long legs and smooth warm thighs. I tore the top of the condom off and fucked her snug p**** hole silly and came inside her. She was on the pill but didn’t want her boy friend to...

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It would be a lie if I said that I didn’t enjoy sinking my fat 7 1/2 inches of c*** into young girls pussys for their first time. Some even come to me to get tapped cause their bfs won’t do a virgin. I get up to 8 and some...

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I don’t think I am attracted to the girl I am dating anymore, she is funny, nice, smart, has a lot of positive energy and is extremely supportive, an her communication is on point and our s** life is amazing. She is also a pretty beautiful girl. I find myself...

my friend has had a crush on a guy for a very long time, and i knew this and was always supportive of her decision. I didnt know the guy much until the 8th grade and we started flirting a bit and he started talking to me more. I know...

I lied about some notes I had to write, but I have no idea why I feel so bad about it. I didn’t write the notes and I feel like me lying would end up turning into an even bigger problem despite it having already passed for so long.

I have borderline personality disorder, coupled with a tonne of other mental health problems. These problems cause me to lie, alot. I’ve lied my whole life and never told anyone but I need to come clean to someone.
It started off when I lied about a man trying to...

To the person who wrote “ All i do is lie. In fact, I may be a pathological liar. I don’t know. Do I crave attention? Do I seek validation? Do I want to be “Cool?” Why do I do it and why can’t I stop> I’m tired. I have...

In bi s***** my brother is homophobic so I keep it a secret I think girls can be got so I lied

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everything doesnt feel the same. life stresses me out. I’m bad at school. anxiety takes me over. highschool scares the living crap out of me it just looks mean and evil and I know ill cry. life s****. never gets better. I’m so lost I hate this. i don’t wanna...

I Lied before on the internet kinda like cat fishing but wasnt on online dating sites it was like social media I guess i just love tricking people

God forgive me for staying in hotels with my dog and not paying for it to stay there.

I love you. 🙂 I didn’t f*** your “best friend”.

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I feel no desire to have s** anymore since she cheated on me. And I don’t want to be with anyone either. But i love her and i cannot get a divorce… I don’t know what to to. I have s** with her only because i have to.

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Biking at night, around 7-9, through the neighborhood is a load of fun. I even got a detachable headlight for the front and a red “safety” light” for the back so cars can see me. However, I haven’t used either for nearly 5 months now during my rides. I tell...

I lied to my boss about being late to work, I said the AC broke and I fixed it, actually it broke the night before, in the morning I was just arguing with my wife about her s***** past.

Prove it.

A Bad Choice Can Feel Like Time Travel In the End…my cousin and I were raised like orphan sisters; we lived with our grandma until she became too ill to care for us. So, me, my cousin and grandmother moved in with my mother and her boyfriend. At first, I...

All i do is lie. In fact, I may be a pathological liar. I don’t know. Do I crave attention? Do I seek validation? Do I want to be “Cool?” Why do I do it and why can’t I stop> I’m tired. I have made up an entire person as...

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