The Covid-19 vaccine was NOT released until AFTER the election on purpose!!!
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Before I go, I’m going to give myself a bunch of pardons.

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What are all my kids going to do when we lose our jobs?

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Everything I say is a lie, but if I say I’m lying, does that make it the truth??

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I have “ALWAYS” told the truth about everything!!!

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It was just a dream.

Corvallus is an octaroon

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I have these imaginary friends but I believe they exist, and I love them so much, I feel like I’m stuck in a lie. I also sometimes see a big city in red and orange and a tree alley and a restaurant with dead children. One of them has ginger...

I’m dating a guy that has dark skin. I wouldn’t say that he’s black, but he’s definitely darker than anyone in my family. He’s part Romanian and something else. I think Italian. Anyway we’ve been dating now for about 4 years. He’s met most of my family but they don’t...

I don’t care what anyone says, I won the election!!!

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I would be lying if I said that since I was 14 until now, 11 years later, I have not had s** with 38 young, attractive, slender girls between the ages of 11 and 15. I know because I wrote everything down. These were specifically virgin girls who may have...

I’m over it.

i am NOT swag

F*** YOU F*** YOU IM GONNA F*** F*** F*** F*** YOU F*** YOU IM THE BEAST AND YOUR THE MASTER LET THE POPPERS SET U FREE SET U FREE

I can never tell my roommate but the way she treats her cat disgusts me. She locks her cat in the bathroom when the cat is being too crazy, yet only plays with her cat once every couple of days. The cat is being crazy because it has too much...

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I am the jizzle that will fill your hole and then drip away The nightly c** is for you. I am the day, I will slurp away.

I lied I was pregnant and I lied I had a boyfriend, as a result of telling lies, I have been called a s*** and I have been raped, I lost my possessions, my reputation and I’ve been humiliated. I’ve been threatened, I’ve been harassed and I my feelings are...

I f*** my sister and I love it

I did cheat on my grade 5 science test, I lied that I didn’t and got two people who caught me in trouble under the claim that they were falsely accusing me.

one potential furry fella just arrived with a backpack he must be a leather boy or a harness honcho. There’s still hope yet for ol CORVALLUS Tonite!

I found out my Dad was cheating on my mom. When I confronted him about it, I said, “I want to approach this from a place of love, and do what a good son would do. After lots of thought, I think I should support whatever decision you make on...

dear God / whoever is up there;
I’m really sorry that I’m faking a story about my grandma for my paper just to get it done soon. Shouldn’t have procrastinated at all. Please dont punish me or add to my bad karma

f*** water

my dog is trying to copy my drinking buddy cat for attention and he knows that doesn’t work on me

Alien needs to do so disgusting thing brb, i need to poop

I didn’t f*** my sister against her will. Just because she came doesn’t make it right. I will f*** her as long as the fatty lets me. She will never have a man in her life and she is like any other c***. She will take anything inside her as...

i said i don’t wanna move across the country where all the jobs related to my degree are because my family is here.

that’s a f****** lie, i don’t wanna move cause I don’t wanna leave my best friend, aka the only person I’ve ever been in love with.

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I’m doing a campaign with my sister and brother and oh my god it’s so boring. it is so boring. i wish i could tell her that i’m bored to death the entire time, it’s too linear and strict, and most of it is her telling the story and me...

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I can’t look forward to things anymore.
Everything I was looking forward to this year has been slowly, carefully removed from my life. My career, my savings, my everything.

It’s just easier not to have anything to look forward to. Just serve the tables and hope that tomorrow...

The Tsunami wave crashed against the raised houses and broke the pilings as if they were toothpicks.

Each person who knows you has a different perception of who you are.

Lightning Paradise was the local hangout joint where the group usually ended up spending the night.

Her eyebrows were a shade darker than her hair. They were thick and almost horizontal, emphasizing the depth of her eyes. She was rather handsome than beautiful. Her face was captivating by reason of a certain frankness of expression and a contradictory subtle play of features. Her manner was engaging.

He always wore his sunglasses at night.

According to the caption on the bronze marker placed by the Multnomah Chapter of the Daughters of the American Revolution on May 12, 1939, “College Hall (is) the oldest building in continuous use for Educational purposes west of the Rocky Mountains. Here were educated men and women who have won...

She did a happy dance because all of the socks from the dryer matched.

The robot clicked disapprovingly, gurgled briefly inside its cubical interior and extruded a pony glass of brownish liquid. “Sir, you will undoubtedly end up in a drunkard’s grave, dead of hepatic cirrhosis,” it informed me virtuously as it returned my ID card. I glared as I pushed the glass across...