CUMGUZZLERS GUZZLE UP

Back in high school, I used to lie about what my dream was. I told everyone who asked that my dream was to become a doctor and I’d pair it up with some cliche reason like: “I wanted to help save people.” I really didn’t care about people. Nobody would...

itself

“No one is safe until everyone’s safe,”
This is truly a lie. Why? Because Every politician has a personal agenda… Power and Greed. The more you fear them , the more you depend on them . The more they Will control your every action. Think this , do this...

living a lie lol

Someone blamed for something wrong.

You know, my daddy used to tell me, CORVALLUS, if you drink the water inside a snow globe, it will make all your dreams come true. 35 years later, Papa Carl you were right! I wouldn’t be a Jizzlemeister without it!

I confess .. I’m a big ol fatty .. with a big ol b*** .

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Since I fired all my lawyers, I hope I can get new ones before the impeachment hearings start. My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

For almost a month now i lie to my wife about going to work early after midnight to meet up with a married man half my age at a park to have s**. sometimes we are watched but this morning no one else was there and we had s** in...

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i lied to the valu village ladies about being a senior so i could get the discount…
they asked i said sure…lol…good discount

Nothing better than getting my cheeks split by a big thick purple niggercock. I love hearing the black buck oohing and ahhing and enjoying my white a**. When he ejaculates in my a** i proclaim that i am his b**** forever.

Corvallus Winslow

will the china bomb be full of holy jism to coat them in the blessing of the lord in their boyholes pouring holy jism til they choke psycho schizo p*** breedo

Trump’s vaccine is apparently 40% effective

I just made 33rd degree and guess what idiots God is real and so is the devil. These “aliens” that we’re going to summon this year will fool you sheep into following our doctrine and there’s nothing you can do about it. Even now, knowing the truth you imbeciles will...

C*** is my shepherd.

I will always want more. He makes me kneel before him to take the length of his shaft on my tongue. He leads me in paths of phallic worship for his names sake. He anoints my head with showers of piss. My c*** flows over with...

My friend think I’m 30 years old when I’m really 35. I’m scared to tell them the truth about my age and then lose my friends I’ve been having for 15 years. It was a miscommunication about my age and when I found out they thought I was 5 years...

Truth

I am a monster. I have lied to myself and others for so long I truly believed I was someone else.
I lied, I’ve been lying to everyone I love and every one who loved me.
The only thing I can do is to confess to what...

I’ve been lying about being a virgin. Truth be told, I’ve been a bad, bad girl. Mother Mary would be ashamed of me. First I did a s*** ton of cocaine and then launched an ICBM at every house of worship in the near vicinity. Then I fucked the Pope...

Mr Mulberry here looking to play in your briar patch in into all types of humans all fun bits are good to me will you be my b******* baster tonight?

My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message. I am mad as hell that the PGA has cancelled it’s tournament at Trump National Golf Club!!! I want a recount on whoever made that decision!!! I’m so upset it is all I can think about, nothing else!!!

of course there is a hell. just find someone who has seen death in different various stages of death and then came back. they are all too eager to share where they had been to the rest of the world.

I wish every time someone asked how I’m doing, I could be honest about how much I want to scream and hide in bed all day.

when I was six I told my best friend to show his d*** to me he did then i told my other friends they told my mom I don’t my mom they lied I got away with it

What insurrection?? Insurrection is that Star Trek movie. My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

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I’ve still got some tricks up my sleeve, I will NOT be leaving the White House!!! My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

Yesterday during lunch at school . I sat with the regular’s . One of my class mates brought up the topic of hand jobs and sucking d*** . I was worried about answering because I never seen a guys d*** besides having my hand around one . Holy s*** ,...

(You) don’t. have the nuts3that’s why she looks my direction upon arrival all aboard mf.

“I have a girlfriend aged 20 she has an ex boyfriend with whom she had relation when she was between 16 to 18 years of age me him and her were of same school....

a confession

i lied about being molested

Everybody thinks I´m straight, but i meet reguarly with a guy to give him blowjobs. He has a girlfriend but she doesn´t do oral on him. I love the feeling to be used by him. I love the fact that he makes me less of a man in that moment,...

I told Ivanka I’d take her down into “The Bunker” if she’d give me a g************!! My name is Donald J Trump and I approve this message.

When I was a kid I used to hang out after games at the Orange Bowl and get used like a Teddy Ruxbin by the Marks Brothers, Ferrell Edmunds, Bruce Hardy, and a bunch up guys. One time Reggie Roby lost his watch up my b** and Bob Kuechenberg fished...

early on in my marriage i had a stupid affair with one of my friend’s partners it lasted a few months. Now as my son gets older im pretty sure my husband is not the father. I live with the fear that something will happen that will require a blood...

A lie is lie its true. That true is always a lie, yes its true but not the true lie.

Best friend never lied behind my back

So I lied. I’m very glad I did it because it got my thick 20 year old, 8 inch c*** doing all kinds of wonderful things into – and around a very clean, sweet tasting, slender, and very good looking, 14 year old brunette young lady; who didn’t even really...