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I heard the lady in the next Apt calling for help for like 20 minutes. I finally got up after finishing a blunt to see what all the hollaring was about. I knocked on her door and she cried out please come in, please help me.

So I walk into her Apt. I can hear noises from the back area and walk back there to find her stuck halfway in her dryer. I said what the f***, and she said she was cleaning it and got her arms stock inside and cannot get out. She was just wearing a T-Shirt and shorts, cleaning types I guess.

She was moving around a lot, and kind of struggling to get out of it. I tried to just pull her out by the waist and he shorts (lose fit gym shorts) slipped down a little revealing her undies. She asked me to stop pulling as it was hurting her arms. I grabbed her waist again to try and move her side to side, and her shorts slipped off her bottom and to her knees. She looked great and my C#ck realized it as well.

She asked me to pull her shorts up, and I told her hang on while I survey the situation a bit. In my rather high state, I guesses she could have got out if she really wanted to, so this was likely an invite to F#ck her. I was already excited and fully erect so I told her she needs to not think about being stuck, and her body will relax and she will be able to get free. She said OK, how do I do that…

I said let me show you, and pulled her P@ant#es down and got behind her. She was already wet, further confirming maybe she expected or wanted it. I slipped inside of her easily, and her say oh know, thats not what I wanted. and then as I thrust deeply she moaned a little, and I started really sliding it all the way out, and then deeply inside of her. She had an O within a minute and was ready for a second O when I felt her clench around me, it was too much and I released inside of her. I was still ready and just kept going, giving her 3 more O before I have my 2nd one.

We were both spent, and suddenly she slips out of the dryer… oh wow, it worked! Thank you so much for helping me. She moved closer to me and said she wanted to clean me up, and licked every drop off of me. I got dressed and told her anytime you need help to let me know… she Thanked me and I left…

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My Mother freaked out when I told her that my dad was my first f***. She couldn’t beleave that my dad fucked me. He caught me sucking my grandfather off. He walked in when he was c******. I just couldn’t stop till he was done c******. He said what the f*** are you doing. I said nothing. He told me to go to my room and what for him. All I had on was a thong. I was sitting on my bed and he came in my room and shut the door and locked it. He looked at me and told me to lay down on the bed
He took off all his clothes opened up my leg and he started sucking me. He got me off so fast. Then he put a pillow under me and he pushed his c*** inside me. He got off so fast. He shot his hole load inside me. My grand father and my dad pasted away shortly after that. That’s when me and my mother started having s**. My Mother told her sister that me and her where f****** and she wanted to. So I started f****** my aunt. Mom and her were great at s**.

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Irish Alcoholic Assholes are a band from Dublin Ireland making Celtic drinking anthems since St Pat’s day of 2014.
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a am a lier

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Hey as*shole!
Sing it with me laceys!
Before the paddy Wagon pick us up!

If yer not drunk, yer not Irish!
But I’m so drunk I think I’m Irish!
Drink to that!
And we will drink the night away!
Drink until it’s 5am!
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The bands lead singer is...

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My teeth rotating like razor blades spinning as if they were on a saw, do you feel that, your legs being sawed off as you are chewed into pieces. it is dinner time and you are my meal. -Demon Kane.

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LISTEN UP BlTCH! DID YOU KNOW?
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Social Barrier Recordings a division of Santasquad100 SS100.

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THE 97TH OSCARS LIVE FROM LOS ANGELES.
OSCARS POETRY!

Ooooh did you hear the news??
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You’re the most smartest and beautifal person on earth and so as J-Lo. Haha not. 🖕🏽🖕🏽

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I would rather fail by a lot than come close and fail by a little bit because the frustration of coming so close and still losing would be too much pain.

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I had a janitor that used to drink out of the urinals and eat the cakes

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If you like y0ung g1rls s3x check it
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I did so much meth that I did so much meth that I’ve been compulsively h****** a fake p**** inside of my leggings 🥹 it looks like my p**** is so fat and achy. I’m so f****** pathetically h**** that I’m moaning and crying so loud you can probably hear...

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I’ve always hated janitors

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I love Asians, jk I fucken hate you all

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Do you know what always cheers me up in the morning, Eddie?
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CP~Teen Leak video
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