I am lying to my friends. I am 15 almost 16, but under a fake name, I am 19. I am lying because they are so cool as ND chill. They only accept being friends with 16+ or 18+, and I don’t want to make them uncomfortable so I just...

It’s not like we’re married. Sometimes you need that 8 inch d***. Yesterday I lied to Sam . Told him I had to work Saturday night . One of our past t******** partner’s ( Henry ) . Called me and asked me to go out of town with him ....

I thought i was okay

I lied for being okay

I am a mature adult I am a mature adult I am a mature adult I am a mature adult I am a mature adult I am a mature adult I am a mature adult I am a mature adult I am a mature adult I am a mature adult...

I’ve lied to every medical professional I’ve met that I have thought about suicid my father did when I was 2. I have never attempt it.

I lied to my friends and boyfriend that I had cancer so they would pity me and not leave me.

Must be

But did you count them? Because you sound like

i faked covid a couple months ago to get out of school, it wasn’t as hard as i thought actually. all i had to do was tell my parents i took a rat test for fun and it tested positive, but oh no i already threw it out so i...

Perry Kalynuk

I lied to my boyfriend about having a seizure and taking meds and going to the doctor so I could make myself look right. I also cheated on him with a person I met on tinder. I lied about a lot of mental health issues just to make myself look...

I’ve entered a 10 km race to test myself, even tho I can’t really run that much.

I was excited and then, in the heat of the moment, I invited all my friends to come too, they agreed.

Now I have 3 weeks to prepare myself or embarass myself in...

Was Brad Clontz there too?

Of course Quiz, I grew up on those Baseball Bunch vhs tapes

– CORVALLUS

dont forget The Hawk, he was there too

– BRONSONIAN

Do it I’m not your step dad. Lol do it. I don’t live down the hall. So do it lol I’m not your daddy, it’s not that weird trust me I’ve done it so do it.

I lied and told my male friend I lost my virginity and could possibly be pregnant so he would comfort me and show me affection

i am a pathological liar. i’ve shed a lot of them but my loved ones don’t know all the s*** that’s blown up in my face. they could probably find out.
i’m not going to stop because i can’t

im a compulsive liar. i dont mean to be. but i lie about the smallest things ever just to alter how people view me. i am very aware it’s manipulative but it’s not hurting anyone. i lie abt what i ate for breakfast or what im currently doing. not abt...

Me

I’m happy

Schwanky

Corvallus I split your cheeks last week at the Purple Banana and there was about 15 other brothers in line behind me. Don’t be lying on here.

Dookie Dunker Dushawn (DDD)

I’m not coming out with you because I’m drunk and I don’t want you to know that. I’ve led you to believe that I’m suffering from a chronic illness that sometimes leaves me unable to drive, got out, etc. You believe this, and it’s a lie. I’m an alcoholic. It’s...

Just returned from our honey moon . I was 100 virgin , expect for a few good night kisses . During our first fourplay I reached down to play with my husbands d*** . I stroked it for a few minutes . I really thought a real hardon was longer...

i bet she goes cross eyed catching a nut up her gay b***?

i forgave you

Perry Kalynuk

My cop kid r**** his boys

A don’t know why but one day I decided that I wanted to fake a disorder. I truly have become the very thing I swore the rid of this earth. I am so sorry…

i have memories of being straight. i was 7 years old and i had a crush on a cute boy in my class. by 15 he became a pimply, ugly, scrawny teenager. his younger bro has down syndrome so we all pitied him but i fell out of love by...

I’ve lied to my friends on Discord who think I’m 13 to 14 for over 2 years now. I’m turning 12 soon.

Idk if this is considered lying but hiding something is lying? Anyways, I’ve noticed a bump or lump on my breasts and because we don’t have that kind of money, I’ve kept quiet about it from my mom. I’d say this is a benign tumor, well hopefully it is..

My heart still cries for you

I’ve been looking for a big bushed jizzleshooter to BREED MY BACKSNATCH this rainy night but I nobody seems to be online. Guys are too far away and don’t want to drive over. I wanna get FUCKED! Wish the Executive Motel down the street didn’t close they had the heart...

This was back when CraigS List was still in operation. I’d “Catfish” older women and tell them I was 18, Actually I was only 17. We’d meet and some would see through my scam, and leave. Some would believe me, or didn’t really care, and we’d go to a motel,...

i told everyone in my life that i want to recover from drug addiction, but i have no intention to. i’ve been high 43 days consecutively and it’s not enough.

I lied to my bosses that I tried weed by accident, hated it and then threw it away. In reality I get high every day that I am off from work and some Mondays I am still a bit high from the night before.

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